(oh, and if you're looking to get Nightstalker anyway, you'd be better off getting it on Itch at the link here: jheijndermans.itch.io/the-nightsta... )

I find myself blocking a lot of other 🔞 lately. Not really interested in reading your first person flash porn, sorry not sorry

Happy it's-too-early-on-this-Wednesday #webcomic readers! This week, Szelek nearly scares Aera into shedding her skin a month early. Tapas: tapas.io/episode/3799... Site: murkophart.com/comic/fp2p-c... #comics #fp2pcomic #romantasy #elves #bl #blwebcomics

Reminder for artists: don't get blinded by the "big number" for an art project. Remember to do the math. $3,000 for a tarot card desk *sounds* great. But in reality you're only being paid $38.46 per artwork. And if each artwork takes 20 hours to make, you're getting paid $1.92/hr

Couple of days left on the bundle! Get it now, as it has 40 books for $40!!! Includes my two books, Cove of the Fisherman's Wife and The Nightstalker's Mark!

I can’t just write a sex scene without a framework so all my erotica becomes romance

Why is ICE threatening the chaplain of the MN Timberwolves? This shit is happening everywhere. The national guard is protecting protestors at the federal building. We are literally under attack by the Feds. They executed Pretti. Why is everybody acting like it’s nbd for fucks sake?

Woke up from a bad dream this morning. What was it? The fact that upon waking I immediately saved a copy of my manuscript to an external hard drive should tell you everything.

All apologies for the excessively political content from me today but to those of you not in the States, we are going through things and we are riled up. Thank you for your patience.

Driving around my area feels like I’m tap dancing on the deck of the Titanic right before its date with the iceberg

More VelvetPuddle-approved brainrot. Feeling cute. Might delete later. #monsterromance #darkromance #darkelf

More VelvetPuddle-approved brainrot. Feeling cute. Might delete later. #monsterromance #darkromance #darkelf

Going back to college as an older adult is so weird (I’m not that old, just not 20 anymore). Your professor is now just some dude about your age that also struggles with public speaking

For research purposes, I wanted to look up some Chinese opera/Xiqu. Does anyone have any recommendations on where I ought to start (can be the actual opera's or pieces about it)?

Can’t believe this series is over but what an ending💥 #bigtopburger #fanart

www.chirpbooks.com/audiobooks/h... :DDD

My audiobook for book 2 is supposed to be out today! Please check most places audiobooks are! Today is hell. (Confirmed Apple Books and Chirp!!) Other places... have them sporadically.

What is this absolute tosh?

Can’t believe this series is over but what an ending💥 #bigtopburger #fanart

I would do anything to make Anatoly real. The Epstein files would already be out, we'd have victims redacted, and everyone involved would be dead because it'd be his personal hit list. But he's just a guy I made. And my power fantasy is making pedophiles pay. Art by @velvetpuddle.bsky.social

Yo I thought people on Bluesky loved visual novels AND lesbians?!

I’m not sure what about bsky it is, but it KILLS my color choices. This image looks so flat compared to the ones I worked on ☹️

My dark elves ascribe to the age-old adage “you lick it, you keep it.” #monsterromance #darkromance #darkart Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)

A really easy New Year's resolution you can make is to try adding better alt text to your images. Even if you don't do it 100% of the time, wholeassing alt text on some of your works means accounts like mine will share it!

My dark elves ascribe to the age-old adage “you lick it, you keep it.” #monsterromance #darkromance #darkart Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

My heart goes out to every Venezuelan that deserved to sleep peacefully through the night and didn’t. This is not a partisan issue. This is madness.

Hello! For those who would like to be added to the starter pack, kindly share your works below (SFW only)! #artshare go.bsky.app/GKBvVLr

Engagement bait go!

Too scrumptious not to share these two I’m dying here don’t send help

Too scrumptious not to share these two I’m dying here don’t send help

When your mom tells you to smile for the camera

The character vs how you drew them

Well well well, apparently I could fill the template after all My 2025 art year in review! Maybe next year, I’ll learn how to draw trees…

This girl is a perpetual mess The notch at her throat is intentional. She gave up her voice as an act of supreme worship of her goddess, which has left her at a bit of a disadvantage in the Hollow

This girl is a perpetual mess The notch at her throat is intentional. She gave up her voice as an act of supreme worship of her goddess, which has left her at a bit of a disadvantage in the Hollow

The Smashwords Sale seems to be over and 86 people downloaded my books. Thank you so much. See you next year, and hopefully I have another book for you to read, friends!

Well well well, apparently I could fill the template after all My 2025 art year in review! Maybe next year, I’ll learn how to draw trees…

The character vs how you drew them

Happy Holidays!!! Here’s a sketch of my current brainrot as a treat (size difference ughhh)

A few more safe (hopefully) sketches along this vein #monsterromance #sizedifference

Happy Holidays!!! Here’s a sketch of my current brainrot as a treat (size difference ughhh)

No one knows if I don’t kick up a fuss and stomp my feet but yeah, it’s my birthday today 🎉

Every artist, get more self indulgent NOW! Draw your ships kissing, draw your blorbos, draw that idea you’ve been putting off (you’re good enough to do it!!!), redraw that old art, draw yourself wearing a cool outfit, draw a better world- just draw!!!

Looking forward to 2026: One of the first things I’ll be doing is wrapping up Month of Monsters 5. The first half got a largely tepid reception, so I’m working on ways to make the second half better and more striking.

Hey, psst, don't forget to treat yoself to some sci-fi books for damn cheap before the end of the year!

Clean version of a couple sketches from this post. I broke through into… something… with these. Not sure what but I like it 🖤 Cy: anorexia, bruises