ngl hearing a group of men go silent when i walk past has to be top 5 scary experiences

just another day in australia

going to melbourne in like a week for a girls trip that is long overdue may just spend all my money thrifting… time will tell

MY WRIST INJURY MAY BE ACTUALLY TEMPORARILY FIXED IN 5 DAYS

received a whole sourdough loaf from my best friends mother yesterday

NEW PFP IN HONOUR OF MY SVD HYPER FIXATION yipeeeee

made myself/my character in stardew valley she runs Divadown Farms like the navy

johanna mason you will always be famous

…AND NOW YOU WANNA KILL ME AGAIN WELL FUCK THAT AND FUCK ANYBODY THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT

okay my last two bweets have been morbid but at least we still still have cats amirite

we rly are in late stage capitalism bc look at how early big stores put out their poorly made, single use plastic ridden christmas merch, year after year now we haven’t even celebrated halloween & yet i’m getting ads for “christmas”outfits that families will wear once and throw out the next day

global warming is real bc its going to be almost 40 degrees celsius (or almost 100 fahrenheit) today and its not even technically australian summer yet like what do u mean actually

rub my bellayyyy

sooooo are there any plus size and disabled victoria secret models this year as well or did they scrap that

i love being all cute and dressed up until i am perceived by a man then its like. Okay fun’s over now lets wrap this up actually

wearing a specific singlet to bed knowing i am going to wake up with a titty out and you know what sometimes thats life

usually i always book to see a female doctor and today i didn’t bc this man is the only one in the area who can maybe help my wrist temporarily.. tell me why he immediately tried to lecture me about how i should own a house by now

i tried these cunty lil press ons for my mums wedding over the weekend !!!!! they so cutesy and methinks this is the cure to me picking at my cuticles actually

of course chappell roan is serving again !!

it went well btw !! i think i did okay for my first time ever acting but we will see managed to get my most dialogue heavy scene done yyayayayy

saurrrr drained from filming my friends movie over the weekend and now i have to go to my real job… what the hell

chat is this real i’m scared

i have a day of filming my friends film today tomorrow and the day after tht… please wish me luck everyone sincerely an anxious girl who wanted to be in drama class but was too nervous, so did art instead

chat is it true tswizzle has written a diss track about miss charli xcx

okay YALL we didn’t go as crazy with the foxtips (next time mwehehe) but here is me wit my new hair

AITA? i run a lemonade stand and frequently have a duck come to inquire if i have any grapes, which i do not. i threatened to glue him to a tree if he didn’t stop but now im feeling guilty. so, aita?

GUYS I AM GETTING MY HAIR DONE IN 2 HOURS LIKE THIS AHHHHHH so excited to have cool baddie hair again hsjdkdkdkdkdkd

thinking about this coat worn by amanda seyfried, 2009

i kinda miss how eclectic the pop girlies' makeup used to be in the late 2000s-early 2010s, after the clean girl aesthetic takeover everything seems to be less campy and diverse

my local newspapers headline announcing a vintage cinema is going to be re opened soon after refurnishing: "Edging closer to completion" me: now why would they say that

been witing 6 months to get my wrist injury fixed with no end in sight................. feel like pure shit just want to pole dance again

dressed up as pre conservative era gwen stefani for my fwends bday party over the weekend this shit is bananas!!!!!

calling anti facists (?!:!:!!:!) a terrorist organisation just proves that intellectualism and critical thought is on its way out BIG BRAIN BITCHES GET BEHIND ME !!!!!

any alt witchy tarot baddies wanna tell me what it means that i have regular zombie apocalypse dreams??? or no

had my monthly zombie apocalypse dream and this time i not only had to save my family and pesto and my partner but like no one was listening to me on how urgent it was to leave

please confirm if this is how u view australians thanks vt.tiktok.com/ZSDnMhLVS/

i keep waking up literally dripping in sweat from nightmares 😭😭 ENOUGHHHHHH

dwunk

Stardew Valley: Junimo huts #stardewvalley #illustration

so there i am . Barbecue sauce on my tiddies

pesto has been waking me up very early so i have made a point about trying to watch the sunrise if i’m up and this was this morning

meddling lvl 10 Max 😈😈😈 look out

update on my romancing of my future wife Leah in SDV if anyone cares i’m her muse now and its awesome

seeing this band tonight !!! ready to shake my ass!!! open.spotify.com/track/2my9XS...

good morning

scarecrows:

peachy!!

waiting on my buldak ramen :3