Wonder if Shane Hollander will be picked for Team Canada 2026 #heatedrivalry

Shane Hollander is a baby girl. Am only 36 minutes in and if they don’t end up happy I’ll probably die.

If you weren’t fully invested in Heated Rivalry when Shane put his suit on for Ilya to come to his hotel room then we cannot hang.

Just realized how INSANE it is that they had an 8 AM flight to Paris from Chicago in Home Alone. More respect for Uncle Frank pounding the champagne now.

Here’s what I’ve learned about cooking: however much butter you think you should put it in, you’re wrong, keep adding more……more…….a bit more……ok that should do it.

Conrad “she deserves the world” Me “no she DOES NOT” #tsitp

I’m just a girl, standing in front of every book-sta account influencer, begging them to show the covers of the books faster in their videos.

So their goal was to make us loathe Belly in the first half of the season right? She’s just a kid throwing tantrums until everyone gives her what she wants. Team Conrad finds someone better.

If you’d like to be judged and deemed a disappointment immediately upon waking, then I highly recommend getting a cat. For a full 10/10 experience they’ll judge you while stepping directly on your full bladder.

There are many things that Taylor Swift has taught me, the most important of which is crumbling chips into your burrito so it has a lil crunch to it.

If your ad plays sound while my device is muted then congratulations, you’ve just ensured that I will NEVER buy your products.

If you don’t say “bless you” when your pet sneezes then we cannot be friends.

At 41 going to the “nice” grocery store is considered a little treat.

One of my favourite things about my cat is how she rolls over and shows her stomach to EVERYONE. And then when people pet her stomach she looks at me like, “why is this happening right now?”

The Los Angeles Police Department has stated that demonstrations in the city have remained peaceful. Let that sink in.

this queen

The Leafs need a new sports psychologist. And maybe new players too.

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

The refs need to get it together in these playoffs before someone gets seriously hurt @nhlplayersafety.bsky.social

The Truth Of The Matter And They Are Not Bringing Jobs Back….

Canadian federal election today: get out and VOTE

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Makes sense.

#Booksky 📚💙

Another day without a mass shooting in Canada. We have gun control, and I do connect those two things.

I’m not sure why we had to start using “ph” together when “f” was right there the whole time.

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Yep

I’m drunk and watching celebrity jeopardy. I feel like a genius

Elbows up, Canada.

I know a YA Fantasy series hates to see me coming

The way I laughed out loud when I saw that Mark Carney’s first act was to repeal the Carnon tax…..made all of Pierre’s stupid commercials useless in less than a minute. what’s Pierre gonna bitch about now?

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

Just a friendly reminder that while voters won't have another chance to remove Schumer until 2028, the Dem senators can remove him at any time if they just get together. He may be able to stay in the senate, but he doesn't have to remain leader. It's time for something new.

It’s business on the right and party on the left.

Amen

Never mind more Indiana jones. We could have more Brendan Fraser mummy movies.

Happy International Women’s Day you beautiful queens! Here’s to everyone who continues to fight for equal pay, abortion and healthcare access, the right to wear whatever you want, job equality, and safety for ALL women.

A grassroots movement’s call for Americans not to shop at major chains for 24 hours in an “economic blackout” last week went viral — and now, its organizer is launching a weeklong boycott against Amazon.

A big fuck you to Apple for removing International Women’s Day from its calendars.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address: Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.

One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts." Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them. This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD