Hello. I've lived in Portland for 20 years. There have been zero wars here, in that time.

You may have won this round, and all other rounds, but wait until I catch my first wind.

I will never know if I'm depressed or any combination of un/employed.

MFW the rapture doesn't happen.

I believe in the Hippocratic oath for everyone, not just medicine. All deeds should be for the good of all.

Pluviophile and amateur ornithologist.

All-hands meeting open.spotify.com/track/6qtiyG...

I'm unable to discern whether these sirens are from the street, or the Nine Inch Nails remixes.

What can employees do against such reckless hate?

The RZA, The GZA, & the Santa Maria.

Anxiety, I am in you.

I never ask, "am I supposed to be [meaningful career]?" I often ask, "was I supposed to be [meaningful career]?"

My entire life has been increasingly filled with ads. Before I ever had the money to buy things, I internalized the idea that I would simply never buy things I saw advertised.

Singing Inner Circle's 'Sweat' to the onions and peppers I'm cooking.

Full minute of someone in the neighboring apartments yelling for help. I couldn't find anyone before it stopped.

If your commercial devolves to people dancing, I know your product has nothing else to offer.

My physical health has plummeted in the last few years. It's never going to turn around. I'm not dying, but sometimes the pain is such that I think about it. I hate spending brain power on it. It consumes enough of me. I want to be more than my disability, but I don't get to.

One of my (many) intrusive thoughts is the song, Mister Postman, except her level of desperation and aggression keeps rising.

Hate when I'm playing a game and then suddenly lose interest in the entirety of creation for an indeterminate amount of time.

When I play arpgs I don't want to read on the battlefield. I want all my reading to occur back in town.

I've been on a several-months-journey rewatching movies from 1980-present. Something I do not miss, from pre-Netflix days, are the four-minutes-long opening credits. Overall, I highly recommend rewatching your history.

Green onion, mushroom, croissant bread grilled cheese

Shoutout to Clovis for keeping us safe from the Sleepwalkers.

Beware! The lord of the land approaches.

Can't wait to see this guy get exploited in a card game.

Based upon Dave Foley's 57 follows, he has forgotten most of the Daves he knows.

Name a more iconic duo

As a happily married, stable man, I regret that I'll never have a reason to re-enact Garth Brooks' Friends In Low Places. I also don't drink. What have I accomplished in life?

Short Circuit I & II are still good.

I've been watching 80s movies all week. Just happened to notice the english muffins are about 50% larger.

When you see this, you can safely assume the dumb joke you were about to make has already been made twice. It really ruins my whole online persona.

Nothing makes me want to turn a show off more than people acting drunk. It's always bad.

Guess the record

Good evening. This is Prose and Kanns. My completely real podcast about good German writers.

With great depression comes an inability to fulfill great responsibilities.

I doomscroll media once a day and I don't recognize anything, anymore. I turned old 15 years ago and I'm just going through the motions.

Elements of Country and Hip-hop, combining, to create something not quite as good as either.

I'm afraid I can't open.spotify.com/track/3Bm9ME...

12-year-old me would be proud that I still listen to Weird Al, enjoy pizza, ice cream, root beer, and playing games with friends.

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Please stop retweeting idiots. Block and move on.

As a twitch viewer, I can confidently say I will never use Turbo Tax. Shoving 6 ads in a row every 10 minutes is having the opposite effect. You are horrible lobbyists preventing the IRS from doing what you do 10x faster, better, and cheaper.

Losing my job feels more certain, every day. I'm disabled, but I can't get the government to care about it and it severely limits the work I can seek.

New year, same me.

It's bad enough I have to wade through United Healthcare claims denials; now I have to deal with their PR blitz in my email, too. It will not work. I know you are still evil.

Doomsday is the Amulet Titan of vintage.

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