Puppy posting

christmas joker? has this been done yet?

the power went out :((((((( can’t watch any more family feud

sometimes on the Family Feud channel instead of showing you commercials it shows you these beautiful scenic views with relaxing music before it lets you watch more Family Feud

was writing a bleet about how the music in this special “family feud’s got talent” episode but then steve told the contestants “I’m your daddy!!” and they all ran up and hugged him

sitting helplessly on the toilet (shit coming out of my ass) as i watch my cats knock 16oz of hot soup onto the ground

my mom thinks sonoc the hedgehog is the mascot of the restaurant franchise Sonic

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today i became the 10th person in the skagit county area to lay eyes on a Short Tailed Shearwater

anyone wanna join the pokeinthei ARG discord

moaninf and cumming as i eat my mole tamal

it’s just me and my followers and my gallon of spiced cider against the world

my emotional support gallon of spiced cider

crows have started using my car as a tool to crush dead squirrels

Go and shake it up, what you gotta lose? Go and make your luck with the life you choose If you want it all, lay it on the line It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time 😎

pumpkin carving ideas???

just found out at the ripe age of 24 that you’re not supposed to microwave these

i had the worst donut ever today (everything bagel, NOT sweet)

my butthole cramping owieee

i want to be a contestant on family feud

the feeling of being the only person dressed like a cat in a very fancy restaurant… indescribable

twinnem 👯‍♀️

Visibly disappointed at the cat cafe because I thought the employees would be cats

New Scoop on bluesky mod technology is being tested. My inside source is telling me, they are using VR to scroll our posts. And when they shoot the post you get banned. Heres a pic from the blue sky "information battlefield"

does santa have a crystal ball??

my beautiful baby i love her so much

these are everything i’ve ever wanted from a beef chip they are so fucking tasty why did i wait so long to buy these

whenever someone i know posts about getting married i turn 1% more evil

they put me in one of these

Fuck you buddy *uncolorblinds you for 5 seconds*

going to work with autistic kids when you have acne is like a humiliation ritual

eating 3 key lime pies every night until the 24th to train for this

KEY LIME PIEEEEE

literally only need 2 more gems for my next Legendary Crown of Wonder 👑 i’m so up

celebrity sighting

would it be in bad taste to go as my dead dog for halloween?

my beautiful cat welcoming me home by throwing up 4 times in a row ❤️ i love her so much

This is just... unprecedented. I'm sorry if this sounds pessimistic in any way but I really am just in awe that this happened. Tech companies dont just pull out of military contracts like this. This decision is going to echo out loud. It won't wash the blood of Microsoft's hands, but... this is huge

fuck! holy fuck! omg!

oh so the students are allowed to cry at school but I can’t?? booooo

aminé and lido asked if i wanted to bone down but i said no bc i have work tomorrow :/

is it really taking the bus at night if a stranger doesn’t jerk off in their pants to you?

cant find any hot dog vendors im about to kill myself

no lip gloss bc i knew i was gonna cram a twix bar as soon as i got here