Strawberry economics

The Mahjong Soul version of I'm a genius! Oh no!

Hey buddy! That's legendary kusoge you're playing, show some respect

Love it: the night after he was kicked off of CBS for good, Stephen Colbert hosted a public access show in southeast Michigan.

What did Elvis Presley mean by that

I really wish I got corndogs at the store, I'm corndogless in my hour of need

Protip you can get fancy bologna in the deli area of your store, it costs $3 more per pound and tastes exactly like every bologna you've ever tasted

My favorite way to invest is when someone gives me money in cash app and I'm too lazy to pull it out so I put ten dollars in a stock that I think would succeed if the world is a better place and then the ten dollars gets cut into five dollars within a week because it wasn't related to AI

There's no jump scare in any horror anything that gets me as bad as when I'm peeling the paper off a biscuit can and it pops open before I'm ready Takes me a few minutes to come down off that adrenaline rush

Acquired physical of one of my GOAT manga Finally get to read this in Japanese instead of a scanlation (since it'll be a cold day in hell when it gets officially translated)

Into the Radius is such a specific vibe Vibe gameplay presented without commentary

I appreciate that Carl Carlton released an album called Carl Carlton and when asked what to put on the cover I can only assume he pulled his shirt off and stood like this immediately in response

Me: I forgot to take my multivitamin this morning Me: *takes a multivitamin* Me: Me: Did I take that multivitamin a minute ago or did I just think about it

The other thing you can do is bake an entire cake and put it in your fridge and eat it for a week and a half after dinner by yourself Adults have many powers

This is what the previous generation called "Getting Molyneux'd" and he will rise again from the grave like Castlevania Dracula to do it once more to another generation of people who aren't too familiar with his name -- the prophecy has foretold

As an adult one of the most enjoyable things you can do is buy some on sale cupcakes that were made for a holiday then eat them alone in your house The laws of society no longer apply to me I can have as many cupcakes as I want without going to your parties

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The achievement for getting every purple coin on this level took a minute but we got there lmao Camera Management: The Level

The woke up at 4AM and am completely awake "do I just get up and play video games" gambit

I know Bsky servers effed up over the night because I had 30+ notifications and ain't nobody interacting with me that much

A CEO watching this as we speak: this is proof we can replace game developers with AI, there's barely any difference

If when I put it on that list and put "what real friends feel like," and you didn't imagine basically this then we misunderstood each other and I'm not sure who is living in a worse world but it might be you

foxbothering

Some FF7 Remake photo mode

>2026 >Company loses millions of dollars due to "coding mishaps" >Look inside >"AI coding tools"

An extremely funny thing about retro rereleases that use unlicensed emulators is that you are basically committing the exact same crime (using software outside of the terms of its license) that has you so scared of downloading roms in the first place but now someone has monetized it.

Here's this instead: I picked games that came to me immediately when I thought of "games that were important in my life" and chose the text myself instead

I tried to fill this out but it's hard lol, some of these categories I thought about for 20 minutes and still don't have an answer Turns out playing like 5000 games in your life can make it hard to remember/decide which one has the "best story" or who "your favorite protagonist" is Too much media

I'm not going to recover from full time work till I can go on a vacation there

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

Reminder: There's currently (well, on pause while it moves publications) an official Lucky Star sequel manga, and it's called subtitled "Konata's Thirties," as that's the amount of time that's passed. The manga-ka knows that it's EMOTIONAL DAMAGE:

Trying Guild Wars Reforged on a whim because I always wanted to play this game as a kid but couldn't on our crappy dial up internet lol

I bet every time someone says something kinda witty on Artemis II they all hold their breath for a minute wondering if this is gonna be their "one small step for man" quote that everyone remembers forever

If you're sore after a workout, the next time you workout you may be tempted to stretch those areas more This is incorrect, it's survivorship bias You should stretch all the areas that aren't sore because all the yous who died during the routine didn't make it back with those injuries

Wholesome Stoned and talking about my toys should be an internet trend

i'm deciding this counts

Me last night: think I'll heat up some water and have tea -- actually, ya know what, I don't want that right now so I'll just leave this cup of water in the microwave for an hour and come back when I do Me almost 24 hours later: I think I'll have some tea--waiiittt a minnuttteee Yep still there

Where can I get one of these for my living space

I love this icon lol

Relevant back then, still relevant today. Source: What If? Vol. 1, #44: "What If Captain America Were Not Revived Until Today? (January 17th, 1984). #MarvelComics #CaptainAmerica #WhatIf #ResistAndBite #BashTheFash #MeltTheICE #NoMoreKings #ACAB

Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1, 1998)

Saw a first comment on a tech problem thread literally just there to say they don't have that problem with the software What are you doing here Go home

You know your non stick pan is getting well seasoned when it becomes The Stickiest Pan Known to Man I haven't been able to get an egg cleanly up off this bad boy in months

Finally played obligatory retro gamer game on RetroAchievements

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