Hannibal Lecter was “unusually hungry.”

Just like the Trump family, but, instead of oil, you buy their crypto.

He reads chyrons and polls, at best.

A place about 3x the size of Iraq, with 1/3 of the population of the US, and mountains like Afghanistan.

Maybe he mistakenly snorted a rail of his blood pressure meds instead of his Adderall.

38.4 Scaramuccis, not bad.

Tonight we learn affordability is still not a word and that the Iranians were eating our pets.

Maybe it was essential oils or chiropractic.

I thought Jesus was coming back, so why invest?

Thinking you’re apolitical is like thinking you “don’t have an accent”—it just means you haven’t thought about it very much.

Isn’t it odd to anyone that the president never goes to church? Ever?

y'all

The president is a rapist pedophile

Again, the first Tea Party rallies in April 2009 -- heavily promoted in advance by Fox News -- only had about 300,000 attendees across 750 cities, but the media treated it like the Second American Revolution. There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.

“I declare bankruptcy!” vibes.

The US military has mostly abandoned 13 of their military bases in the Middle East because they can't be protected. Iran's missiles and drones are getting through and successfully attacking the bases.

The ppl who deliberately did this to him should be tried for murder.

🚨BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee quietly dumped Epstein's accountant Richard Kahn and lawyer Darren Indyke's deposition videos today when media focus is on Trump's zigzags on Iran. Here's about "Jane Doe 4," who accused Epstein and Trump of raping her at the age of 13. Part 1:

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I joke about this stuff but 15 minutes before the Trump post hit the tape there was a surge in e-mini price and volume. Someone knew and traded.

Who’s we? He’s never seen combat in his life.

Not once does this story mention that offering a federal job in exchange for a political favor is a crime

Today is the first day of spring. It’s the Trump family’s least favorite day because it’s time to mow their mom.

TRUMP SAYS IRAN EATING PETS

“No OUR magic book is the only magic book. THEIR magic book is just a fairytale!”

“If you want to sit there for moral support or hand Mr. Rosenblum Post-its or whisper in his ear, I'll let you do that as supervisor.”

“Ok, we’ll agree to not deporting US citizens” tells you all you need to know about these people.

Nate Cavanaugh has gone viral recently for his taped deposition about DOGE eliminating "DEI" grants. He's also a key figure in our story from last year. We found that he helped expose a sensitive Afghanistan program, leading to a brutal Taliban crackdown.

The opinions Republicans have about islands these days are not great.

That because you already did 61 times, and lost.

Trump doesn’t actually know how to play chess does he?

The pro-life party.

He already told us fallen soldiers are “losers” and “suckers.” What did people expect?

Exactly. You don’t get points for neutrality on things that determine whether anything else functions.

The Ancient Greeks would like a word.

His name is Nathan Cavanaugh. His name is Nathan Cavanaugh. His name is…

Why is this guy such a baby? Isn’t he supposed to be some alpha Christian warrior? It’s not the job of the press to agree with you, GI Jesus.

Trump 3/9/2026: "Iran also has some Tomahawks…A Tomahawk is very generic." Trump 3/13/2026: "Nobody has the technology or weapons that we have…We have the Tomahawks."

“It’s too late, baby, now it’s too late…”

GI Jesus is not very bright.

Can’t forget Trump’s four deferments and a medical waiver to avoid service during the Vietnam conflict.

The Proud Prostitute

Riiiiiiiiight.

“The bucks stops anywhere but here.”

The pro-life party’s policies are killing children with tomahawk missiles.

Burn

Imagine swearing an oath to uphold and defend the constitution and saying this after Americans are murdered and concentration camps are under construction. The man is out of his mind.

Who among us hasn’t taken a short-term excursion to murder a few hundred children?