The Turd Reich

"We are not prepared to announce the details of how we will finish the job. Could be strangling. Suffocation. Who knows?"

"Who hasn't repeatedly used the n-word in locker rooms? It's just what men aged 24-35 do, I mean kids, and that's ok."

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He means most threatening to his repressed homosexuality.

Insider trading can be very lucrative.

Our government is their family business.

Pee Wee German

If you’re against peaceful protest, you’re against America.

"Well, which $50k are we talking about, George? Your questions are so vague."

CBP agents only have qualified immunity. This nazi is about to loose his truck.

This is how you demonstrate that you are unqualified to operate a gun.

“We are talking about this because crime has gotten out of control in my imagination.”

Do not stop with the mocking.

Which founding father would say these aren’t the actions of a tyrant?

Hearing this from a religious leader is conflicting.

What’s with all the drama?

“Yes. No.”

The founding fathers would have had Pam Bondi jailed.

No one kills more people than God, so he’s not entirely wrong here.

Where are the WWJD people?

Sociopathic.

Paying your caddy an extra $100 to make sure “the piece” doesn’t see you cheat.

Asking the grandkids to find Normandy on a map will only bring more heartbreak.

It’s impressive that people who believe in a heaven would vote for this man.

“Let me tell you how circumcision causes autism after I hit the tanning bed and change out this nicotine pack in my mouth.”

It could be written by Martians, which would be interesting, but that wouldn’t necessarily make it false.

From the Administration that told us Haitians were doing this (then eating them).

Corporate compliance > right and wrong.

The ICE shooters only have qualified immunity. 💰

Impressive to see an administration unconcerned with how this happened.

Maybe a compromise is to keep shadow dockets, and lose lifetime appointments.

Imagine having this kind of relationship with plastic surgery and accusing other people of lying.

The Founding Fathers would have arrested Trump by now. They built a government and a country rebelling against a tyrant. That was the whole ballgame.

Shouldn’t be in Illinois, fit or otherwise. Go home.

The president is party to financial crimes in broad daylight.

They are not, you know, actually sincerely against showing contempt for America or its values or its peoples. That’s the essence of their movement. What does MAGA mean other than America is no longer great? No, the demand for obeisance is only directed at certain people.

“ Who are you gonna believe, Trump’s Truth Social posts or your lying eyes?”

Like the gallows they put up on Jan 6 to hang the vice president on?

“We’re only screwing you over a little compared to what we did in LA, so you’re welcome.”

“The president can order American troops sent into US cities simply with a post on Truth Social.

Is a brain fart an event

“Child miners are evidence of families contributing to economic vitality, and excessive safety standards and unnecessary time above ground would only discourage industrious youth,” a Commerce official explained in an opinion article for the Financial Times.

“You reap what you sow” isn’t something farmers are familiar with? Maybe voting for Trump was just to be racist, not poor.

The irony of course is the group of people most likely to support his porn habit and right to it are the ones he demonizes.

Let’s build a wall.

*chefs kiss*

Arsonist: “I stop fires.”

Newsom Derangement Syndrome (NDS)