my favorite post of the year so far

Made his pussy talk like a muppet and he can’t wait till we hang again.

Yeah I could be “healthy” or I could be a jealous mean cunt with a personality.

My read on gay culture atm is we are at tumblr cry for help but joyful.

Cheating on one polycule with a hotter less meeting oriented polycule

The older I get the more I realize that most right wingers and liberals in the US are moron children who have been conditioned to work themselves into regression ten layers deep

I zoned out during choke sex and bro thought he killed me.

Learning how to slut out

Unlearning bad stuff

Mike Tyson saying dick. He’s such an amab enby ally!

Kinda tired of living in a big ol private equity firm

dudes rock

The only way I’m getting g broken up with is over creative differences.

I can always tell the internet algorithm scrying eye knows I'm feeling despondent because I get like a gajillion ads to join the military.

Blue Beetle is an exploration into the modern American mindset. Also George Lopez.

Who should I follow? I'm new here. What's the best way to cook a dahl?