If you ever doubted it was a white man's world, even in Seattle

pumped for tomorrow's game

DR/USA, AEW, and the Oscars, hosted by Conan, all being on the same night at the same time is bad for someone with my specific hyperfixations.

At a bar (that is not Roadhouse) and someone played Jeff Healey 3x.

NEW BLOG! Write First, Die Later: A rage against bad writing advice. vintown.com/580/write-fi...

If the Bucks don't fire Doc Rivers after today they will never do it

I only use two honks. One is a light tap that means "hey, stop looking at your phone the light turned green." The second one is a bit more aggressive and it means "HEY, stop looking at your phone! You're starting to veer into my lane on the interstate."

we gotta get ketamine away from rich guys

I like Pablo Torre, but he really needs to ditch David Samson. It's like if Chapo added Scott Jennings as a third chair.

I'm ready to get hurt again, but I really need a "best shape of his life" type story about Dan Wilson learning baseball strategy in the offseason to feel better about all this.

This is such a stupid idea

New blog! Best Seattle Music (Grunge Only) or Best Grunge Music (Seattle Only) I give awards to my faves of the era because the Seahawks won the Super Bowl. vintown.com/564/best-sea...

We'll see you Saturday afternoon.

hamate: bone that breaks for baseball players ham ate: good description of an outfit worn by miss piggy

Made my return to blogging after a short hiatus for a blog about how the world doesn't want me to blog or do anything, really. vintown.com/548/blogging...

I knew it was over when the Seahawks came out to Alice in Chains and Patriots walked out to Aerosmith. Talk about a mismatch.

Now that the game doesn't matter we can get to what the real fans want: da flags

Hims and Hers with a late steal of the most evil ad of the night award.

New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.

still thinking about this Go Hawks

We need to study the mind of a baseball player who made hundreds of millions of dollars in their career and decides to run for Congress. There's brain damage and then there's this.

The tribalistic Vincels are about to do the most racist shit imaginable to combat this.

the strongest solidarity comes from the weakest reforms. I think Marx said that.

crazy to think the Seahawks and Mariners could've both won championships in the same season if Dan Wilson just goes to Munoz

A lot of people will tell you not to get married, but have you ever watched an entire season of Halt and Catch Fire with someone you love in one night? Those people don't know shit.

The success of Ben Johnson and Mike Macdonald is going to bring in a whole new era of coaching ageism.

at least they have fre shavacado

did not expect a @fangraphs.com commenter to cite Fredric Jameson in the comments of a piece on Kyle Tucker's contract but this is a banger.

Just once I want someone to say they watched 300 movies or read 300 books in a year, and admit that it was completely unfulfilling and that they regret engaging with art like a complete psychopath.

"Why weren't the Mariners in on Tucker?"

forming the board of peace because you're bored of peace

I wrote a bunch of words, possibly too many, about Avatar on my blog. From the haters and losers to the business boys to the actual plot of the movies. I think they are great, and I’m sorry about your brain if you don’t. vintown.com/450/i-take-a...

Bring your koozies, drink chips, and a fun attitude to Club Garibaldi on February 14!

I don't think Marty Supreme is getting enough shit for casting Kevin O'Leary.

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I decided to start blogging again in 2026. Check out my first post on the books I read in 2025. Then subscribe to get a weekly email with more. vintown.com/372/the-book...

Edgar Wright put in a little tribute to the original Running Man in the new movie by having Arnold's face on the money in the fascist dystopia. Kinda rude when you think about it.

CHRIS: George, quick question, have you ever sucked on titties for an hour plus? CLOONEY: Yes, of course. I'm George Clooney.

Watched this tonight and it was beautiful. Very happy to have a good quality version of Silent Night at the ready. Thank you!

A banger. My neck hurts from nodding along like Jack Nicholson The Departed dot gif.

I've worked hard to build myself into a casual fan after being way too into things for many years, but I may have taken it a step too far after rage quitting the Seahawks game after the second Darnold INT.

Important info from Ticketmaster for my recent AEW ticket purchase

I know a lot goes into NFL play calling, but the Seahawks running Walker on every 2nd down seems a bit predictable.

I'm struggling to tell the difference between Seahawks fans in throwbacks and Colts fans. Maybe these fans should be more discerning with their jersey choices.

I'm kind of shook by how good Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper! was. Best Hallmark Christmas movie ever? If there was any doubt that Robert Buckley is the Hallmark Christmas movie GOAT, it's over now.

Adam Sandler is the best part of Jay Kelly, and I won't be surprised if he wins awards for it. A fantastic accomplishment, considering his character calls grown men 'puppy' and wears a neckerchief throughout the film.

this is deeply shameful

Hearing AEW is dead because Netflix bought WBD in a deal that does not include TBS and TNT.

The Roofman movie is good enough that they should fully pardon The Roofman.

Listening to my aggro playlist while snowblowing (natch) and the part in The Day I Tried to Live where he sings "I should've stayed in bed" hit so hard