DON'T SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE.

Just listened to "Four Sticks" by Led Zeppelin and I've forgotten how much I think this might be one of the top 5 rock compositions of all time. Good GODDDDDD

Ichiro came out and the Dodgers Japanese contingent, which was waiting in center field, literally sprinted over to greet him

Seahawks MVP of the game: The Cardinals kicker. #seavsari #nfl #tnf Remember this one, folks.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

On the plus side as well, for the #mariners, is that the #dodgers must be tanking so they get CHI or MIL instead of PHI in a 5 game series.

Ohtani must be having a ball playing for this team #dodgers

trolling my dodgers friend

Better chance than the leaderless #dodgers that's for sure. What's the #padres magic number anyway? lol

#dodgers What's the Magic Number for the #padres to win the West lol #mlb #ladvsari #nochance

#dodgers no chance since July 1st.

How many color analysts in #mlb are Australian? The #seattlemariners have one. #mariners #COLvsSEA

Right fuck that guy and his legacy. And his modern equivalent: The Republican Party.

So happy to see #seakraken Bluesky hyping it up tonight. Watching #mariners but ready for hockey season too. #nhl #mlb #seattle

Blocked.

And that is SEC Quarterbacking in a nutshell, oeople. #nfl #tnf #miavsbuf #duh

Here is what is wrong with America. "Stop reporting news in mah entertainments duh " is why we fail.

Good for Prime/Kaylee Hartung for both mentioning the investigation into Hill and actually saying what it’s about

#tnf GOOD ON PRIME. Make these things, factually, known. Hill is under investigation. Well stated. #miavsbuf #nfl. More than the NFL would ever do, the idiots

#tnf I love how Dolphin fan automatically goes to "it's over gg's" posts here on #bluesky #nfl #tnf #miavsbuf

Garbage defense and a great play call by Buffalo #miavsbuf #nfl #tnf

#tnf #miavsbuf HOW DOES A KICK RETURNER FUMBLE WITH THOSE STICK-EM GLOVES ON? Should never happen #nfl

BREAKING: To address the rising cost of sugar and chocolate, General Mills has announced it will be changing the name of its signature product to "Cocaine Puffs." Kelloggs is following suit with "Cocaine Frosted Flakes."

I'll quote any post that contains the phrase 'milquetoast codswallop.' I promise you.

Still here and looking golden #dodgers #wildcard #ladvsphi #nochance

This. Often presented like it's a binary. Another sign of poor math skills or even understanding.

If it means Trump ends up in jail (a miracle if it ever happens) my dad's dad can be on the list IDGAF

Being Captain Obvious here, but if you don't live in America, do not visit this country under any circumstances for the foreseeable future ✌🏾

All those thoughts about lots of red at #SFvsSEA completely discount that, really, the Seahawks have been mediocre for so long you just can't be surprised. #nfl

Anyone else? #dodgers #done #zerochance #mlb #balvslad

Like fine wine...#mlb

Eisen and everyone else during play were fine. All the others...ALL.OF.THEM... were the nightmare of any #nfl fan over 49 years old. #kcvslac #youtube

Ah Walmart. Making firefighter coffee "from the US". All those coffee beans were grown in West Texas I bet. #nfl #youtube #kcvslac

This was the highlight of the night

#nfl players, writ large, are morons. #kcvslac

#youtube: "BEHOLD! THE FUTURE OF #NFL BROADCASTS!!!!" NFL fans 45 and up: "KILL ME. NOW. SOON. AND OFTEN." #KCVSLAC #SHIELDYOUREYES

Funny how lightning existed 10 years ago. And no games were ever delayed. And NO ONE DIED OR WAS STRUCK FOR DECADES. #NFL #DALVSPHI #asinine

narrow hash marks are football cowardice

Twitter is owned by a neo-Nazi, the LA Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal are owned by pro-Trump billionaires, and CBS News will soon be run by a far-right Likud extremist. American media still has a liberal bias problem.

hilarious defenses #dalvsphi #nfl

no one with a vaguely competent offense is the least bit worried about either side here. #dalvsphi #nfl

If a citizen walks into a 7-11 and kills the clerk they are a murderer. If a scummy politician kills 1000 with his pen? He’s a MAGA hero. The problem is that these MAGA parasites fucking exist lol.

Aging well, this post. And it will continue like Louis XIII

Why was only one of those two personal fouls assessed against Dallas? #dalvsphi #nfl

So defensive battle brewing in Philly? #nfl #dalvsphi

Gonna say it right now: this #dodgers team has zero shot. Zero. Not a slim chance. Not one iota of a chance at winning @mlb.com this season. Not strong enough. Leaderless. Zero heart. When the manager is your heart and soul your baseball side is weak. #upforgrabs

Other than the Dodgers and Astros for a few, the #Mariners Home Stretch is playing against pretty crappy teams. I still, though, wouldn't be shocked to see #seattle #mlb finish 6 games out and a game under .500

It's kinda funny that being in or near first place seems to immediately make a lot of folks think they aren't The Mariners. Come on, now...you can't be surprised can you?

#kstate ranked is part of the #ncaa fix of preseason rankings. College football sucks dick. Go #NDU and real college football which is #fcs