Holy hell skipped out at halftime of #seavsatl and what the hell happened? Jeez!

I think Atlanta got screwed on that call. #seavsatl #nfl

This defense tho. #seavsatl

I mean....not done yet.

THIIIIIIISSSS. i LOVE seeing an upstart getting a leg up for the first (still terrible) D1 playoff.

Pickens made zero effort there. Softest WR in football #dalvsdet #tnf #nfceast #awfulagain

Neither of these teams is better than mediocre. #dalvsdet #nfl #tnf #nochance

I get that some people genuinely think every trans person is mentally ill, or delusional, but if your response to the existence of trans people of that its ok if they get raped in prison, you're a disgusting disgrace of a human being.

Hahha Pickens is laughable. Also...the Kicker Ball is going away next year, I promise. Otherwise there will be 10 x 70-yd field goals next year. #dalvsdet #tnf

Lamb is done. #dalvsdet #fencing #tnf

My deceased mom could rise from her grave and push Pickens off a route. #dalvsdet #tnf #nfl Cowboys are still pretenders. Every year they are pretenders. #nfceast

That pencil-neck Pickens has run the most tip-toe routes I've seen this year tonight against Det. #dalvsdet #nfceast #terrible #dallasstillsucks #gocowboys #gameover #tnf

De Boer has IRON BALLS. #ALAVSAUB #ncaaf #whoa

#USCFootball: Giving up a First Down on 3rd and 21 Every Time Since 2006." #uclavsusc #soft

USC defense under Lincoln Riley has been ass. 100% stench since that guy arrived. He finally got some run blockers for offense, thank god. Because without them this is a 5-6 team coming into #uclavsusc #big10 #ncaaf

#usctrojans are who we thought they were. And what they have been for 15 years: an 8-9 win WAC team. #uclavsusc When you put defensive backs at LB and do it for decades, you become known for being ass at defending the run, even against ass teams.

SDSU, Montana and Montana State: true football fans. The rest of you up there with your indoor fieldhouses should rethink your toughness. #fcsplayoffs #division1playoffs #ncaaf

So many playoff games in the snow. Football has gotten boring...so this is a welcome visit from Winter for #fcs, #D2 and #D3 playoffs! #ncaaf

LOLs at Clutch A&M being the same as it ever was. #tamuvsut Neither of these teams gets far in a playoff anyway.

A&M being A&M lol. 1930-something. #TAMUvsUT Pretenders as usual.

For a defensive game, these two defenses have shoun me nothing. Except for they're both, if they make it, very likely to exit the playoff early. #TAMUvsUT #NCAA

The NFC East is what we thought they were. #nfl #chivsphi #terrible

These are two bad teams right here. #balvscin How can you possibly turn the ball over there? #nfl Getting to think that there's such a thing as too much parity.

I am now full of Thanksgiving Regret. Those two words should be polar opposites, but I know you know what the two of them together mean.

The NFC East is not good. Lord. #dalvsphi #choke #nfl

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged. Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution. Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.

You put black pants with black stripe with that hideous red monstrosity and you make it fire. #bufvshou #houstontexans #houtexans #tnf

Trumps personal note to applicants: "I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men...." (with thanks to Mel Brooks for the idea)

Change a letter, improve a team. Washington Mullets NY Yankems LA Bakers Carolina Pantsers

Boring team. No surprises this year. Just skating in mud. Skating games out. #seakraken.Luckily I grew up with an #nhl team in my city that wasn't this one so I have some hope.

This is pretty much the same as last year's side. #seakraken

Great hustle by Wright there. Superb. #seavsdet #seakraken

Dunn with another neutral zone turnover. #seavsdet #seakraken

Oleksiak: I am a defenseman that can play defense Dunn: How come I can't get off the ice? #seavsdet #seakraken #toomuchcap

Josh Naylor: "I can't wait for Opening Day. I honestly wish spring training started tomorrow. See the guys again and the fans."

This is Scotty. He is not chasing his own tail's shadow. If you'll notice, he actually has it cornered. 13/10 (TT: lifewithscotty)

Ditto. I've received zero death threats since moving and that's not nothing

"Mr. President which is a worse form if torture, being a cowboys fan in the 21st century or being waterboarded?" W: Pretty sure both are against the Geneva convention.

When Geno Smith is a better QB then you have, and you're paying yours $231M GUARANTEED over 4 years to play in the worst division in the #nfl #mnf #dalvslvr

Live pictures from Dallas fans no matter how bad Dak Prescott sucks, nor for how long. #dalvslvr #mnf #nfl

George Bush Jr. on ESPN's second loudest platform. Do you think he'll apologize for Iraq/Afghanistan yet? No time like the present! #mnf #dalvslvr #peeyou

Given the #lions have sucked on offense, not kicking a FG on First Down after getting the ball was a dumb mistake.. #detvsphi #snf #nfl

Don't you kick a FG the first play after that turnover on downs? Duh? #detvsphi #snf #what?

Dan Campbell took elocution lessons from Peyton Manning right? Sounds just like im #snf #detvspho

Opposing fans shaking hands after the #greycup. Another reason why #cfl is better than #nfl. Like any of the participant's fans are even in the stadium for a super bowl?

#sskvsmtl Congrats to the Saskatchewan Roughriders, '25 #greycup champs

Even the crazy no-hope plays at the end of rhe #greycup make #cfl better than #nfl football. CFL does football right.

The clock stops after every play past the 3 minute warning. Better than #nfl #greycup #sskvsmtl

Ow. #sskvsmtl #greycup