Well, after 6,349 days, the summer school holidays in Australia are OVER. It’s been fun but also tiring. I’m so ready for routine. Stay tuned in 3 weeks when I start moaning about early mornings, lunchboxes, homework and the rigidity of routine that I need to break free from. 🤷‍♀️ #parenting #humor

I’m on day “hiding in the toilet with the door locked and dissociating” of a 10-day solo parenting stint. #parenting #humor #sos

It’s totally possible to do The Artist’s Way as a parent. You just have to modify your Artist Dates a teeensy bit… #artistsway #parenting #humor #satire

This week’s Substack is about that time (last week) when I went on a never-ending domestic side-quest. Has this happened to you? #parenting #humor #sidequest

I’m over a decade late to the party, but I’ve started watching #Veep. Omg the dialogue 🤣👏 Saving this one up for an appropriate moment: “That’s like trying to use a croissant as a dildo. It doesn’t do that job and it makes a fucking mess.”

After years of shielding them from it, my kids have just discovered the film Yes Day ⚰️ 💀

Happy New Year! 🥳 No resolutions - just a few fewer fucks for 2025. #newyear

New Year's Eve as a parent is mostly telling our kids to dream big while we lie unshowered and bloated on couches we fall asleep on by 9pm.

Me looking at my bank account today #christmas #budget

One of the my favourites this year and number 8 in the annual countdown 😆 👏 @mcsweeneys.net #humor #satire

"The more you try to diminish me, the brighter my flashlight will accidentally shine." #McSweeneysTop24of24

Started a starter pack for people who write funny parenting content (in any form). I am definitely missing lots of people so if you want to be added, just reply to this to let me know. (Also appreciate any shares.) go.bsky.app/6pmJ8MU

After years of hosting Christmas lunch, we said FUCK NO this year.