Sid beers
@sidbeers.online
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very middle of the road kind of guy
Posting on X: Pee pee poo poo Posting on Bluesky: Poo poo pee pee
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In a world without bread, a nothingburger would be a sumptuous meal
9 days ago
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What the fuck am I possibly going to do with a grain of salt. I need more than one
10 days ago
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I’m Matt the money guy
10 days ago
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Imagine a website
11 days ago
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The Screens of Pete and Pete
20 days ago
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I guess you could call that a dick..
23 days ago
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The human body is truly a work of outsider art
about 1 month ago
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Remember when we ran a train on Kramer
about 2 months ago
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Getting mogged by my Menswear son
about 2 months ago
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There will never be a funniest Bluesky post ever
about 2 months ago
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I’m in the market for fresh young chickens
about 2 months ago
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Some URLs should never be shared…
about 2 months ago
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I don’t want to mow the lawn. Instead I’ll compress all the matter in the known universe to a single infinitesimally small point
about 2 months ago
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My costume is your culture
2 months ago
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They should make the pilots wait on the security lines
2 months ago
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2 months ago
I love the way you draw diapers. They’re just perfect. The poof is the size. The thickness that separates their legs. The Whaley stand out it’s amazing.
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I pretty much only date guys that have appeared on or plan to appear on a podcast
2 months ago
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Wives… it’s very sweet that you want to show us husbands the new Connor O’Malley. But we’ve already seen it
2 months ago
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All you have to do to wake up from this nightmare is stand up and yell “McDonald’s!”
2 months ago
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weird al and they might be giants were not good office hours guests
2 months ago
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Claude Code can now have sex — for a price
2 months ago
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Likes should be public. Or at the very least you should be able to make them public. Bring back the open social graph
2 months ago
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I've been testing a new prototype shape of pasta, and I just don't know if the public is ready for this
2 months ago
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Why aren't there any microscopic Pokemon. Seems like you need them to keep the ecosystem healthy.
3 months ago
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Text from your dad: I jsut watched that new Apple show. Ted Lasseux
3 months ago
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Me and the boys are going down to the quarry to chug seed oil
5 months ago
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We’re doo doo posting in 2026!
6 months ago
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My data center keeps waking up in the middle of the night to get a sip of water
6 months ago
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Smocked a big bowl of weed with unc
6 months ago
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Dick Gethard
8 months ago
If you ain’t makin your homies Squirt… you ain’t a homie!!!
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Thinking about getting really productive for a couple days
6 months ago
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The AI bubble is popping. Stay ahead of the trends by trying AI 2
6 months ago
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1955: I have the perfect metaphor to describe this situation 2025: I have the perfect meme to describe this situation 2055: Check out this harmonica I found at the junk yard .
6 months ago
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John Fetterman. Fetterman? I hardly -- (phone rings. I pick up. it's the vet. my cat needs a $10,000 surgery) catch ya later...
6 months ago
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I kinda hate it on here.
7 months ago
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I start showing up at every house in the neighborhood at 4am in the morning saying “it’s your boy!!!” and suddenly I’m the town pariah
7 months ago
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Probably going to guzzle a few glizzies before my big team meeting today
7 months ago
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Ever since the McDLT nearly sent McDonald’s into bankruptcy, no one else has attempted to market a lettuce and tomato hamburger
8 months ago
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All homies report the Homie Reeducation Center. Repeat: all homies report to the Homie Reeducation Center.
8 months ago
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They're saying things are going to continue to occur for a good while.
8 months ago
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Trying out some new emoji with my coworkers at work
8 months ago
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This earth is so damn diatomaceous
8 months ago
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Robert Redford. Good actor, never liked his dressings + sauces
8 months ago
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It sucks to live here, America, the freest country in the world.
8 months ago
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Wacky Chad
9 months ago
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Luke O'Neil
9 months ago
Really good one today by
@thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social
about watching Girls for the first time in 2025, the oppressive wildfire smoke, homelessness, our addiction to our phones, and the inability of art to capture the realism of the present anymore.
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
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Watching the very moments of an era’s extinction
Representing the American present
https://www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-moments-of-an-eras-extinction
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BILLY JOEL: That's the fishing rod in my studio when I wrote the Downeaster Alexa. How did you find it? NARDWUAR: You're Billy Joel! We have to have your fishing rod.
9 months ago
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I’m going to go into Manhattan and take pictures tomorrow
9 months ago
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Thinking about developing a covid infectin
9 months ago
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