7 day ban on X for advising a cheering MAGAT who posted that he was glad ICE murdered a US citizen that I was looking forward to hearing of his demise in the same manner and would celebrate just as hard X, one rule for the right wing and one for decency who fight or answer back Musk is a cunt 👍

Nigel Farage turned down the level of security Parliament provides for politicians such as Kemi Badenoch because it wasn’t good enough for him. And one can understand why when you look at his current crack private security team funded by Reform UK:

🎵 Any time you're Devon way, Any evening, any day, You'll find us all Doin' the Farage walk. Oy! 🎵

So blocked on the other site pending appeal for allegedly encouraging harassment towards Rupert Lowe A vile racist POS Appeal in as he’s clearly racist from his posts and after his comments yesterday about Dunblane has proven without a doubt that he’s a disgusting self serving bastard

#ENGMEX I’m off to bed.🥱 But let me say what a satisfying performance by our chaps in the World Cup. But please why do they celebrate to that awful Blur song ‘Wonderwall?’ Why a punk rock song? Could it not be Elgar or ‘Rule Britannia?’ 😡

Our village had a ‘Narthern Day’ to prepare us for Andy Burnham’s reign. Jill in the village shop baked barm cakes & sold ‘em covered int lard wit gravy. We all gave up us jobs & went round int trackies & crocs. We ad a reet larf suppin ale & smoking spice. Weer ready Andy luv!

I’ve been given £5m by a cryptocurrency millionaire so my wife Bunty & I will be taking a break. We’re off to buy Ferraris, hire security & tell anyone who asks to bugger off as it’s none of their bloody business.🤬 Off to the South Pole to escape the socialist heat. Back Monday!

Who I blame for all this ghastly hot weather: Keir Starmer Andy Burnham Lazy teachers BBC Meghan Markle Ange Postecoglou Mounjaro Jude Bellingham Matcha Chat GPT Hydration breaks Spiteful class warriors Call The Midwife Women who vape Langoustines That Norwegian rowing chant. 😡

Happy 10th birthday Brexit! Thanks to Brexit we now have: 1. An NHS building new hospitals & receiving £350m a week. 2. Secure borders. 3. A growing economy that is the envy of Europe. 4. We our free and have are country back! 🥳

The way things are going these will be our prime ministers over the next few years…

A lot of people say awful things about Katie Hopkins. But here she is proving how fragrant she is. Her demeanour is virginal with a slight smell of sherry. Her moisture is captivating & her ridges flap about giving succour to all. Our Princess Di Our cheesy chips Our Shergar. ❤️

That Reform UK electoral campaign in Makerfield in pictures:

Meet Michael Winstanley our Conservative Party candidate in the Makerfield by election. He’s very popular and attracting millions of potential votes. People saying his campaign is dead in the water are very much mistaken!

Can anyone name this erm ‘Singer’? Mariah Scarey? Taylor Grift? Shania Stain? Cleo Lame? Hatie Perry? Nazi Sinatra? 😬😬😬😬😬😔

Dean our paperboy is livid! ‘Dat Starma mother has f*cked me up bro. Bannin me from social meeds like’ he wails. ‘How am I gonna jaw wid my posse & my boo?’ I giggle when he leaves and Add a video of Ramrod chasing his tail on Tik Tok. Take the piss out of Dean on social media.😁

Kemi is bloody right! For a woman who is Conservative leader & a part time shelf stacker at M&S she speaks a lot of sense. Let’s get rid of all this equality guff & let all the top jobs go to upper middle class, public school educated chaps like myself. We are bred for it. 🇬🇧👍

Love this photo of JD Vance. You can tell he is a man of peace. A man who is upset by violence and desperately wants to explain it and thus ultimately end it. Pray for him as he spreads his message of peace and harmony to the UK.🙏🏻

20 years later and it happens again! Rob Kenyon. He went to the BBC looking for a job as an MP and ended up being interviewed live as a political expert. 🤪

So If Nigel Farage did go on Desert Island Discs, he’d choose: 1. Some music that’d remind him of his mum in a short skirt.🤔 2. The contemporary record ‘I’m too sexy for my shirt’ by Right Wing Said Fred because when he stripped off to it he got a good reaction. Erm… Really? 😳

“5 Million Rob…5 bloody million!!!!. And no one has been able to touch me. This politics business is a piece of piss Rob…loads of bloody cash to be made!”

Why can’t the young people of today dress like this? If they did they’d get a job and be able to afford a house.👍

Yesterday in the village we held a bring & buy sale. All proceeds went to a charity supporting those earning just over £100K in the UK. These people can barely keep their children in private education & are now being forced to shop at Tesco’s . Please keep them in your prayers.🙏

‘So Eileen I’ve removed all the pictures in your care home…oh and have you got the correct ticket that allows you to stay here?’

UTTERLY APPALLING! How can Thomas Touché leave these players out of his squad: Jerry Maguire Cole Porter Emerson Lake & Palmer Terence Trent Darby (County) Sandie Shaw? Yet he takes The Rolling Stones Tim Rice and Tony Toney? Disgusting! I blame Rachel Reeves.😡 #SortItOutStarmer

The strongest & most intelligent leader we ever had was Liz Truss. Even after 5 pints of strong lager this woman slurs common sense and rationality. If Keir Starmer wants to succeed he needs to be more Truss like. 🍻🇬🇧

Anglesey is such a stunning place for a break

The Fraud's Prayer: Our Father, who art in the White House, hallowed be thy combover; thy blingdom come; thy will be dumb; In Washington as you are in Florida. Give us this day our daily round of golf. And forgive us our insider trading, as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us...

‘You, Boy! Here’s £5 million. Rush off and give it to the frog faced man who lives round the corner so he can invest it in crypto currency!’

‘You see this bee here…it’s just tried to assassinate me!’

This is Ricky. He was a runner-up in a pet photographer's "My Fabulous Weirdo" competition. Unfortunately when you are this fabulous, it can be very hard for the weird to shine through. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: portraitsofdogs)

This is Marty. He played the role of Bruiser in a college production of "Legally Blonde" and nailed every line. Was confused when people were impressed though. What, like it's hard? 14/10 (IG: sirbaldwinandmarty)

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

One thing I will admit. You can’t fault the enthusiasm and positivity of Reform’s local election campaign. And their message is getting through as loveable Lee Anderson found out recently. The electorate are really beginning to understand what Reform UK are all about. 😊

Our Father Who art in heaven,
Donald be thy Name.
Thy madness come,
Thy Will be done,
In Iran & not in heaven. Give us this day your daily dread.
And forgive us our trespasses
As you trespass against us. 
And lead us not into Epstein, 
But deliver us lots of evil. Amen.🙏🏻

‘You, Boy! Make up some rubbish competition, then go to my very best friends and say they’ve won free energy for a week.’

I’ve learnt from the Iran crisis how RELIABLE & CONSISTENT a politician President Trump is. So with regard to this new 2 week ceasefire? Well I fully expect Mr Trump, within a few days, to threaten to ‘f*cking wipe out those crazy Iranian bastards’ & set a new deadline again.🤪

There is no way on earth a man who has worked for Waitrose 17 years would lower himself to work for a cheap ‘budget’ supermarket like Iceland! I certainly know I wouldn’t.🤨

I’m reminded of Churchill: ‘We shall f*cking fight those bastards on the f*cking beaches, we shall fight on the f*cking landing f*cking grounds, we shall fight in the f*cking fields & in the f*cking streets,we shall fight in the f*cking hills; we shall never f*cking surrender.’

HAPPY EASTER HE IS RISEN! CARROTLULIA! CARROTLULIA!

FAO of all chaps and fillies in the United States of America: I would assume your President Trump will ask King Charles, when he comes to visit you, how long as monarch he has ‘rained’ over the United Kingdom? 🙈 Gory to God! 😬

‘Right. You see those apples? We’re nicking all those bastards. You go in, tell the shopkeeper he’s a wanker and generally cause havoc by running about and wrecking the gaff. I’ll nick all the apples, we scarper and Towser here can film us for Tik Tok.’

Please listen to this clip. President Donald Trump Should we now call him ‘Son of God?’ My wife Bunty has started praying to him & has constructed a small shrine devoted to him. It consists of ear bandages & a sculpture of Donald on the cross made out of carrots. Praise the Lord!

Davina McCall hang your head in shame!😤 At 70 years old you are much loved so why dance to wrap music & punk rock with drug addicted socialists & vegans? Take a leaf out of Theresa May & Maggie’s book. Two wonderful women who just loved to dance both beautifully & non politically too!

Vicky Shaw Reform UK Shadow Nurse

Hello Sarge. That pack of missing Reform MPs who escaped from Parliament? I’ve spotted ‘em Sarge. They’re outside Tesco Express. They’re raiding the bins for food & are trying to hunt starlings & sparrows.They look in a bad way Sarge, one’s limping & another has cuts to his legs.

Nigel Farage trying to make out he’s some sort of football fan at Ipswich Town FC yesterday?🙈 He’ll never beat this great footballing giant: Boris Boris Ra Ra Ra! ⚽️💪

360 deg sunset at Morfa Nefyn, North Wales

I love when my dog starts to dream after falling asleep on me. Come here tiny puppy you are safe to dream.