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"OMG, you are so dramatic!" Cartoon by @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social

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Finally prompted back to 600-700 elo. 700 is there things get so weird. Because you dont know if hes blundering, or your missing a tactic. Not those simple one step blunders. Those stupid second and third move in the count blunders. Are you sure your mate is faster and unguarded? #chess #chess.com

This was a very close relegation game. 51-60% accuracy. The moves better than that statistic looks alone. But I barely fended off a lethal pawn charge from white, finding tactics to swing the game back to my control. This is why I watch @gothamchess.bsky.social

The fact Jesus is not represented as a cute waifu in the Nasuverse is an affront to Christianity. #fate. Judeo-Christianity would be a FIRE anime btw.

Dont give credence to my its an evil cults plot. @stephenking.bsky.social Its actually just diabettes.

Seems legit

Why do I hear the outfielders? youtu.be/oFriCSpLpHk?...

Give me time pharmacology is hard.

Trump only likes members of the air force who dont get captured. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Subaru: wait...Felix why are you here? And dressed like that? Reinhart: "felix is a knight like me subaru. In fact you look very out of place herr" Subaru: wow, i didnt know this world was so egalitatian? Felix: huh??? Reinhart: Felix, is actually...a man. Subaru:

The butterfly effect is the theory that any small change in entropy will change the order of cause and effect, like killing a butterfly leading to apocalypse. What if however... That butterfly was very hard to kill? #rezero Lust IF fan rewrite. Coming soon.

youtu.be/HMZveenauWM?... They want a judicial warrant just to get an illegal immigrant. -Tom Homman Yes TOM. Its called law and order.

Those who know 😆 Those who dont know 😠 youtu.be/hOsqFO0eSZg?... #MLB This is more about the clanker than anything else really. How did the blue jays know it would work though?

Ep1 season 1 Title: "everyone has a plan until... Lust IF rewrite. If you find the right butterfly and clip its wings, any future is possible. @teamfourstar.bsky.social @somethingwittye.bsky.social @littlekuriboh.bsky.social Script soon.

What republicans used to sound like in defeat.

youtube.com/shorts/vNQrq.... Gonna need to check the aps because the 2d strike zone has many false negative points. That second low one was very hittable. And dips outside the zone. I know ill get boos and bottles for this take, but I dont think Buckner is blind.I think the machine can be wrong.

What we ever do to south America? (Im aware its satire)

Keep talking about both. There's 300 million of you.

Give the man his season tickets. Hes earned it. youtu.be/xKAytD8TrWw?...

I feel like im supposed to be offended, but I dont understand why. I mean yeah hes a chavanistic obnoxious pig but these 12 seconds are pretty tame. Especially for Trump. Anyway #artemis youtu.be/o8jdzfHvCI8?...

Padres take game 1 5-0. Highlights #MLB #youhiringfunnypeople? Keith? youtu.be/LLMj5_sp7Xk?... Cronnenworth is batting .125 after 10 games with 4 hits. The current "weak link" of a powerful hitting line up.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social "Its north *Atlantic Treaty Organization" -every um actually on social media.

Please make sure you teach your kids not to yell at people with neck tattoos driving a rare Ferrari. In a city that I can only very RECENTLY call a "former" sundown town. Dont be a menace to South central while drinking your juice in the hood. These children would drop terrible loot.

The brilliant really is as simple as it looks. I recieve a queen. You recieve a knight.

@padres.com win it 3-2. youtu.be/WotJLWdyEt0?... Oops wrong link.

www.mlb.com/gameday/padr... @padres.com @redsox.com Told you it would be a good one!

@redsox.com tie the ballgame. 2-2. Bottom of the 8th.

Everyone has to learn this puzzle. Its big in close middle games. Getting here usually is a bloodbath.

Or a teenager in 2006. I know an idiot who actually went, a war that was stupid, and maybe even evil. But im proud of him for it. Many of his comrades didn't make it back. And all of them were young and stupid. You have to be stupid to go risk your life in battle. Everyone else is cowardly.

An evangelical-catholic pope is such a nutty reality we live in. Jesus said "blessed are the peacemakers". Take that for what its worth.

He is not. @zeteo.com that required double verification. Where's bibi tho? Like fr.

Cheer san diego Loud as you can. From Balboa to pacific and ocean beach. Cheer. Cronnenworth is due

Dont relax because of the pitching change. @redsox.com are playing a chess game too. Vs @yankees.com they need to bag 80+ wins too. Every week matters. Top of the 5th. 2-1. @padres.com

Watson chooses to sac a base instead of risk anything in range of Machado. @padres.com

Because of the ferocity of the @dodgersbot.bsky.social san diego typically tries to beat the wildcard. Meaning aside from the division leaders more wins than every other team in the national leauge. @padres.com are accustomed to these fated September series. One game is a pawn move in the west coast

Anduhar scores. Machado on third. Did you think all the @padres.com had with power. You think power alone can threaten our rivals the invincible @dodgersbot.bsky.social? This isnt even the padres full power! But keep testing their keen eyes. Surely it won't backfire. ;) What a great match

Fantastic outside ball hitting from anduhar. @padres.com double to the right field baseline. In 10 pitches. Early @redsox.com bullpin?

It seems @redsox.com and @padres.com both want to get another one in the win column today. It may be early April but im expecting a fierce match today. 1-1, on Boston sac fly.

This is your president evangelicals @jamestalarico.bsky.social yes. Even you. I dont understand your lost cause trying to convince such bigoted hearted people, but I do appreciate the peacemaking attemp. But these people live in delusion and confuse it for faith.

@padres.com 1-0 after some excellent plate discipline and tactical hitting. That's how you run around the diamond. Now send the ball back to the socks fans!

@padres.com draw two walks in the top of the first. This is a good sign.

We need to talk about 9/11 and October 7th, and addressing the root of violence from hate and bloodlust. Iraq qualified for the world cup for the first time since 1986. On my street there were people celebrating in intersections. Honking. Waving flags in celebration.

I got a good feeling about tomorrow's @padres.com game Call it a hunch. Despite the scoreboard 2w-5L, after 7 games. They are playing fantastic baseball. Problem is, so is the other team. But the low obp % of the padres speaks for itself. But...if you keep swinging away logically you get more balls

I should say @padres.com tatiz Jr. He gave his all to try to prevent the home run, but he could not DEFY GRAVITY!!! love that song. And I hope his spine is okay. He actually almost caught it. It wouldn't of been an out because its over the fence and he was outside the ball park but still. Wow.

So there is fraud But we cant claim anyone did anything at this point You have all this evidence of fraud But need the publics help to find fraud? I think the fbi might be full of shit.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social we have found so much fraud. Mostly immigrants. Call our tip line if you want to "report fraud". That's how we found so much. Where? Classified. But trust me bro its a bunch of fraud. It happened under trump, but its somehow still Bidens fault.