Right now my cats are the only thing keeping me from getting in my car and driving until it breaks down. Which , given that my car is 24 years old and has almost 200k miles on it, might be at the city limits.

Internet rules dictate that whenever you see the Tom Holland Umbrella video, you have to share it. I'm just following the rules.

They want to say he actually won in 2020 and therefore deserves that term and to make it up to him he should get another 4 years, no voting, just changing from a 4 year term to 8. Just watch. He's never leaving. On his own that is.

My three favorite T-shirts say: 8645 Foxtrot Delta Tango Foxglove Daisy Tulip (flower drawings) When can I expect my FBI investigation?

I'm in New Mexico and need a beach weekend. Should I go west to California, East to the Carolinas, or south-ish to South Padre Island?

Paramount Plus should just split into two companies, one for Star Trek and the other for Taylor Sheridan propaganda.

Whoever invented the mini-grabber for small jewelry parts is a genius. My arthritic fingers have trouble with fine motor control but I was able to put in a septum barbell today!

I honor of the first day of spring, I took out my new e-trike for the first time. First, full electric. My front wheel was turned when I twisted the throttle and I rode in circles until I could get my hand to let go. Then I tried pedal assist. No circles but almost hit a parked car at level 3.

I just explained to each of my cats, individually, that some foods are only for cats and some are only for people. My argument was that I didn't eat their tuna so they shouldn't try to eat my nachos. They weren't convinced.

The last of the Pop-Tarts have been eaten. I can now resume my diet.

At this point I think I would pay for my daughter to fly across the country just to trim my cat's claws.

WTH is the Shield of the Americas?

Squeeeee! #StarTrek #LowerDecks

Squeeeee! #startrek #lowerdecks

I swear my cats know when I'm thinking about cooking chicken.

How long until the letter becomes a Democrat hoax?

Every member of Congress should be immediately kicked out of office. They're no longer a functioning part of government.

All of this is a dying man's desperate attempt to secure a "legacy." A lot of people are just humoring him at this point.

Everyone needs to read Trump’s National Security Strategy: - Asserts world dominance divided in sections: US over the Americas, Russia over EU, China over Asia. Greenland fall under Trump’s proposed imperialism/sector - Declares politiical war on EU - US will not interfere with Russia, China

This is what my Amazon package looked like today. I ordered three bags of potato chips.

My Kindle has this amazing feature: if I don't know a word, I can long-press it and a definition with pronunciation will pop up. I wish Google had that feature for my phone!

McConnell is only four years older than the orange menace. Think about that the next time Turtle Boy glitches.

I got a beautiful Waterford crystal biscuit jar as a wedding gift in the 70s. I had always thought the name made no sense. Tonight out of nowhere I finally realized that Waterford crystal is made in England, where cookies are called biscuits. 49 years of being an absolute idiot. Sigh.

𝗣𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝘿𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙑𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙇𝙞𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙑𝙤𝙩𝙚, 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩 𝙇𝙚𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧, 𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 🇺🇸 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝘿𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙂𝙞𝙪𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙞

So FOTUS is sending troops into Chicago because of the Dallas ICE facility shooting. But no troops in Texas (except at the border.) Wonder why, hmmmm? 😜

I would pay good money for every journalist in the WH press corps to ask him the same question over and over. See if he'll stroke out. Epstein, budget, anything that he dances around. Just keep pecking until he explodes.

Four truths: The government will shut down. At least 50% of Americans will blame Democrats. Democrats will cave. We need a new opposition party.

Playing the long game: the crackdown on left-wing organizations is a way to deny funding to Dem candidates in the midterms.

You know when he finally shuffles off this mortal coil, they will blame us. Because we were "mean" to him.

24 years ago today, it felt like we were entering a terrifying new age of terror and war...and I miss how more comfortable and safe I felt then than I do now.

And the winner is:👇

"When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes, they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.” -Chief Tecumseh

Look you can’t tell me this thing is “intelligently designed” — it goes into a five-minute coughing fit if I breathe wrong. Sometimes it accidentally bites itself. It draws blood.

Our worry right now should not be whether he's dead. We know he's dying. What we need to ask is who JD will name as his VP.

Trump's antics and rhetoric seem to have ramped up significantly in the past week. Is he being medicated to appear cognizant, or does he realize his time is short so he's trying to cram as much as possible into his last days?

So now the Cosplay Queen got her boyfriend a job. www.dhs.gov/news/2025/06...

I have realized that I can leave my house at 8 am, drive to the Grand Canyon for the afternoon, and be home by bedtime. Too hot now, but maybe September?

Let's cut the crap. This is exactly what 77,000,000 people voted for. They voted for an old white man to say and do whatever the hell he wants, because they thought a multiracial woman deserved to have no say. It's that simple.

Waiting for the Do-Nothing Congress to push through the horrendous spending bill now that we "need" even more defense spending.

Prediction: In the near future, the MAGA Peace Prize will be created by the Kennedy Center. You don't need to ask who the first recipient is. Probably a Lifetime Achievement Award, in fact.

I had a Walmart delivery driver yesterday who had to use Google Translate to ask for water because she spoke no English. Guess what? I wasn't offended, and gave her a bottle of water! If I could have figured out what language she was speaking, I would have gotten my phone and had a conversation.

I want to stop doom scrolling for my mental and physical health. But now, especially, we all need to keep up with world events. It's a struggle.

If I needed incentive to live to 100, it's to watch all of these assholes die or go to prison.

This July 4th, can we declare our independence from Mango Mussolini?

At this point I think I'd almost welcome an invading army that liberates the camps and overthrows the government.