FUCK STEPHEN MILLER!

I feel like this pretty much sums up the hype and subsequent release of LOASG.

Still processing TSwizzle putting out a flop.

Oh the Tennessee/Mississippi State game looks good. *immediately reminded what it's like to watch a Miss St home game* The one time you can, in fact, have too much cowbell.

I would like one Adele & Lola Young duet please.

Kimmel shoved a pineapple up Trump's ass tonight. It was glorious.

Yeah I'm still not turning my subscriptions back on.

Looks like Tom Homan isn't a fan of Sunday morning TV appearances anymore. Did something happen?

Feelings Breakdown -Trump wanted to stay out of jail. -The NAR wanted to gain power to implement Project 2025, fulfill the Seven Mountain Mandate, and usher in the second coming.

Currently feeling like everything is a conspiracy between the Trump/Epstein trafficking ring, New Apostolic Reformation movement, and Israel.

Disney needs to receive the Target treatment. Show them what happens to their customer base when they bow down to fascists.

So basically this is the whole shebang. Trump wanted to stay out of jail. The New Apostolic Reformation movement wanted power. The fake ass "Christians" in our government are apocalypse accelerationists.

Reminder that the driver behind everything that's happening right now is the New Apostolic Reformation movement trying to fulfill the Seven Mountain Mandate. They will not stop until they reach their goal.

Canceled my Hulu bundle. Disney can fuck off until they get their priorities straight.

Oh no. Please. Don't go after the New York Times. We beg of you. 🤣 Destroy each other.

It's time for the Oversight Committee to bring Pam Bondi back in for questioning ASAP.

I'm the violentest snowflake there ever was I tell ya.

Apparently I've reached the age where I can't find a way to watch the Steelers game without a cable service.

Did he just say standing on business at the crib?

Quintessential WVU football right there. *chefs kiss*

Shout out to ESPN for the commercial timer in the Fire TV app. Thanks for not practicing enshittification for once.

Mountaineer offense in disarray.

Republicans need to rein in their Loomer problem.

So basically a soldier of Nick Fuentes's army sniped the leader of Charlie Kirk's army. That's where this is headed.

I do hope Charlie Kirk survives. We don't solve shit like this. On the flip side...in a country with rampant mental illness and sexualization of guns, when you say blatantly vile things on a regular basis you're going to push someone over the edge and cause a reaction.

Pet peeve of the day: People who use the pharmacy drive-thru for complex issues. Get your shit and get the fuck out the way.

The fact that Democrats don't have a shadow government in place is top tier job abandonment.

Rough start for the Fighting Belichicks

Sweet. Day 1 of the college football season and the fucking Fox Sports app won't even load to watch the biggest game of the day.

So does Ashli Babbitt get a day pass from hell to observe her military funeral or?

Ghislaine should have just requested a conjugal visit from Trump if she was just going to blow him anyway.

Dear Daddy Gavin-- Please make one of your new districts spell out "fuck you" in cursive on the map. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sabrina Carpenter bringing out Earth, Wind, and Fire is elite! #lollapalooza

Holy fuck look at the rack on ole snow blower over here.

Marco Rubio, Stephen Miller, Kirsti Noem, Joseph Mazzara, Emil Bove, Drew Sargent, and everyone else involved in planning, executing, and obstructing justice around the CECOT imprisonments are responsible for Andry's torture and rape. Each bears a share of the blame. Don't ever let them forget it.

Charles Leclerc is soooooo damn pretty.

Shout out to the person at GetGo who made my fluffernutter milkshake. Top tier night cap.

Do Fox News anchors not go out in public? How exactly does Jesse Watters not get fucking decked on the sidewalk every day?

With all this free time coming, Stephen Colbert will have time to create an exploratory committee.

Chronic venous insufficiency is a cover up. 100%.

Sad update: it appears that the crazy people I've spent years training to be rabid animals have, for reasons too complicated to explain right now, completely turned against me

Sunday morning shows finna be lit.

Feels like we need to create our very own Labor Party in America. Zero large donors allowed. Commitment to zero insider trading. Commitment to not take money from lobbyists. Build it organically through good old fashioned American grassroots activism.

Marco Rubio fucking hates his life. Love that for him.

Brooke Rollins is a fucking moron.

A Ugandan immigrant identifying as African-American? Madness! 🤦

I wish there was a way to quantify the people who don't even realize they're on Medicaid because it's called something else in their state. The majority of states don't use the word Medicaid at all.

It's because you're a mother fucker. Hope this helps, bitch.

I really struck a nerve here. I stand by what I said.

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