do scam callers know we can tell when they use prerecorded voices

do you wanna come over and give each other ringworm

gummy bears on ice cream? your thoughts

can i say something

does anyone wanna fight after school

trying to harness her aura

hello teens you should buy monster energy drinks if you want to skateboard gooder and look cool

watching cheers again and once again: i need him

having cats is like being divinely tested at all times

there's honestly not much eating a really good sandwich couldn't solve

the indomitable human spirit vs my groceries

police interview asmr

what is the strongest ibuprofen i am legally allowed to purchase

I’m not a dramatic person but if you take away my candy I will die.

bro you're like a cousin to me

walking into the nose job surgery and asking them to give me the italian

do the "i only listen to real music" kind of annoying tweens and teens still exist

does anyone know if the trains are running on time yet

wage! wage against da dying of da wight!

which way western white woman

hims ads: my dick no work good me sad :( hers ads: does piggy want ozempic?

i'm normal

maybe we wouldn't have an online alt right pipeline if credible news outlets didn't paywall their stories when websites like infowars and breitbart don't

making my own version of doge called defunding of grifter empires and telling all those freaks to eat my shorts also sending them to jail

does anyone want to give me money to buy new clothes

a new harry potter tattoo in the year of our lord 2025 is a character flaw and also a moral failing

every single fox news employee should have terrible things happen to them

worst kind of guy hands down is spiritual hippie republican

if youre a fed and u follow me on social media u legally have to tell me

i don't care if that 90s show is bad i still loved it

oh you don't like honeydew or cantaloupe? i didn't know i was consorting w ignoble pond scum

do any mentally ill people have some health advice i could follow

cropdusting happy couples at target

when people say they don't like quinn morgendorfer from daria i assume they watched the show w their eyes closed

i love being a woman in her 20s bc i am constantly getting ads about cash advance loans or giving birth

my favorite spiritual crystal is a brick

nicolas cageissance

ashwagandha would be a beautiful name for a girl

inventing the quadruple blind study where the participants, the clinicians, the researchers, and the readers have no idea who was given the placeb

i think the push toward plain/ nude underwear is indicative of Something

cybertrucks look like if you asked a 10 year old to draw a car from memory

"serving is soooo easy" okay i once had someone leave me a one star review bc they weren't able to park in a spot they liked

sharing this again because times are getting scary and escaping the south is starting to look like more and more of a necessity gofund.me/a05ceb3b

my two cents on the ppg live action trailer was that bubbles didn't have the ice powers, blossom did. bubbles' power was talking to animals and also spanish and screaming really loud. this inability to properly understand the source material is why this project failed. also the bad writing.

i need you 43 year old man i found out about 30 minutes ago

lamaze classes but for big fat poops

what do u think is the most forgettable state personally i think it's a toss up between montana and south dakota