If Trump goes to war with Venezuela, what’s the betting Mike Johnson says when asked “I don’t know anything about it, not in my lane, I‘ve been too busy working 30 hours per day.

Trump will order an attack Venezuela on Thursday.

2/2 In order to try and resolve this issue, I've spoken to Donald J Trump and he's agreed to negotiate with me in order to try and come to a deal that suits us both, so long as my banks are not involved. No doubt there will be a quid pro quo, but whatever.

1/2 I managed to steal aoround 20% of my banks assets. They are bloody furious and are kicking up a right stink trying to get it back. I have to say they are getting on my bloody nerves complaining about how unacceptable it was, and a lots of other banks seem to agree with them.

FFS! These people are fucking evil. Karma needs to be a real thing.

I do hope those sensibles telling me that Labour's new policy was fair and sensible are enjoying Tommy Robinson's endorsement of it this morning. That's who you've joined. Tommy Robinson.

So, @bylinetimes.bsky.social have done great work investigating Prescott's background & history (he wrote that memo that caused so much trouble for the BBC). Here's an analysis of the memo itself, in terms of just how valid the "research" was that went into it. theconversation.com/bbc-bias-the...

Racist. Plain, simple and clear. Detestable woman.

NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine. My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask: Why, even now, is no-one asking questions? t.co/BUTtpK9C4S

So those of who watch BBC 2 for our ‘quiz night’ can get to f*ck because nothing is more important than Eastenders, so because football, (the only thing more important than Eastenders) is on BBC 1, Eastenders MUST be shown so over to BBC2 it goes 😡

Lobbying for, and making it known you think you deserve, the Nobel Peace Prize should immediately disqualify you.

🏆 How does a comedy show have the best news research team? @thedailyshow.com

Who wants to see a video of Nigel Farage calling Nathan Gill a “decent, honourable man”?

Arrested/not arrested:

Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.

Watch as police steal a van showing Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump in Windsor amid the US president's state visit.

Appalled to see this image of Donald Trump and the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle. Please... for the love of all that is good, do not share it on all your social media channels... because it simply wouldn't be done to remind the world of the association

1/2 Not like me to be a conspiracy theorist, but given all the dead cats that are failing to distract from the Epstein files and how they relate to Trump, the shooting of Kirk is a perfect distraction whilst at the same time giving Trump the illegitimate excuse to go for democrats even more.

FFS BBC! With all that’s happening in the world right now, a son visiting his Father is headline news worthy of headline news? Your top story?

The reporting of the deaths in Israel in stark contrast to those in Gaza. It’s almost like their lives have different value.

So Jeremy Vine asks his audience in Chelmsford whether they think it needs more housing. Only one person raises their hand. Vine said they must be an estate agent. There is the mindset right there. Not homeless perhaps or just an empathetic individual.

Screw you Labour. This is not what I voted for. If I wanted this I would have voted Conservative or Reform. In fact you're worse that the Tories and are now Reform wuth a different rosette. Shame on you.

Are they expected to FFS! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Here's a fact for you all. Prior to 2017 there was not a single documented case of any individual travelling by small boats across the English Channel to caim asylum in the UK. Not ONE. This current 'boats' crisis has been largely caused by Brexit. But for some reason NOBODY is saying that.

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Hey America. We warned you.

Howz about opticians advising the DVLA of ANY driver they consider to have poor eyesight? Just a thought.

Whatever happened to Camp David? Mothballed? Staffed just in case?

The POTUS is highly CONFLICTED and must resign immediately. There is no other solution to this problem. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Rye Harbour #blackandwhite #blackandwhitephotography #myphoto #photographers #photography

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

Riddle me this. Why is it necessary for the major news channels to have their correspondent ‘outside the Ministry of Defense’ (in this instance) at 10pm. I mean why? won’t a picture do? Green screen? But a camera and sound crew to stand outside a building, live, at 10pm?

If there's one thing you watch today, make it this Bob Geldof criticises Israel for what they're doing in Gaza Then criticises Trevor Philips for making excuses for what Israel is doing in Gaza Part 1/3

Utterly ridiculous @bsky.app Just tried to verify my age. I'm 72 (and look it) but apparenly you can't be sure the photograph taken is my real face! So I tried my bank card. It refused. I tried my only other bank card. It refused. Now what?

⏳Final week to sign up to the Green Party. 🗳️ Vote for Bold Leadership on August 1st.

Truly. The distinction between the treatment of elderly Gaza demonstrators and far-right protestors suggests a complete breakdown in our moral compass.

So the Epstein list that was on Pam Bondi’s desk in February now doesn’t exist. Mmmm.

A superb piece of journalism in The Observer: it seems like the one of the sacred texts of Nature Writing (TM) is not quite as much of an unflinchingly honest read as claimed observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

I assume wishing Americans ‘Happy Independence Day’ is somewhat inappropriate now. Will it forever be tarnished as the day Trump signed in to law his fascist bill? I rather think so. 4th July. ‘Subjugation Day’. 😡

How is the 'no more wars' 'I should get a Nobel peace prize' fuckwit going to spin this now?

So Andrew RT Davies thinks the UK government should pay the Allied Steel & Wire pensioners. Can’t remember him saying this over the 14 years his party were in power. Strange that.

BBC yet again spinning a story that Trump’s attack on Iran without Congressional approval is somehow legitimate. It isn’t. The BBC know that.

Well who would/should have anticipated that?😡

Hey US Congress. If you are going to totally ignore a President who swore to uphold the constitution whilst he ignores it daily, you are of no use. You may as well pack your bags and go home. You no longer serve a purpose. The dicktator has usurped you.

Fuck me, Israel, yes Israel is criticising Iran for allegedly targeting a hospital. I mean the hypocrisy off the bloody scale. “We can bomb hospitals, you can’t. We can have nuclear weapons, you can’t”. Nobody should bomb hospitals. Nobody should have nuclear weapons!

NO MORE WORDS NEEDED

if Thunberg is brave enough to repeatedly put herself directly in harm’s way, then journalists can be brave enough to say that a civilian vessel was illegally seized in international waters, and its crew abducted

What do we think?🤔 Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious. Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story! So, what’s going on here? Let’s take a look!👀 🧵 1/13