Worst thing that ever happened to society was putting clout chasing referees in the booth. Get out of here you bootlicking recruiter

Leah after I knocked her up during missionary

They started the college football playoff game at NINE Ante meridiem PACIFIC TIME??? I want criminal charges filed before COB today, for whomstever is responsible for this atrocity

Americans will use any holiday as an excuse to detonate a shit ton of colorful explosives; the 4th of July, New Years, the 3rd Wednesday of October…pretty neat stuff we do over here lads

Has anyone even figured out what the hell a buckeye is yet

Why the long face

Oh shit. I remembered my password for this place. Hell yeah, get rekt dementia

How you guys doing over here? Can I get you anything?

What if Pete Alonso is using the Mets as leverage to get a better deal from a monastery. Ever think about that? No because you’re a sinner

Take your bootlicking ass on outta here buddy

It’s pretty funny that our brain dead politicians just accidentally undid decades of propaganda and now millions of Americans are finding out that Chinese people are actually fuckin awesome

Took a little too long for my mother in law to text back the prime video password so I can watch Ravens/Steelers. She needs to lock in

Going to shotgun 4 beers to try and catch up to how drunk this fucking game is.

This game is on catnip

I think it’s time to have an uncomfortable conversation about Justin Herbert

Both of these teams should be eliminated from the playoffs at halftime. They stink

Still kind of weird not to see Eric Weddle running around in the defensive backfield for the chargers

Took me 23 minutes of watching Ravens/Steelers before I realized it was a rerun on nfl network from the regular season and that chargers/texans was the actual live playoff game on. This is my favorite flavor of CTE

Am I allowed to make fun of the Boston Bruins here?

Important bluesky updates. I quit flatbedding over a month ago and now I’m a piece of garbage day cab reefer boy. Thank you

I think the furthest the Texans could go in the playoffs is probably Buffalo but I haven’t looked at a map to make sure.

Did Atlanta survive or what

How do I become a professional gamer? Do they have 401k or a union pension or anything?

I guess I just got blocked by a lady that asked what my favorite cereal is?? This app was fun while it lasted

Good morning. Time to hitch up our wagons and head east 📍Overton, NE

Calories don’t count on .bsky.social

We’ll know this app is a contender once Barrack Obama creates an account and immediately follows half a million accounts

SURPRISE MF

I hope Sky security is not allowing men sporting goatees, to get through. We need to have standards here.

They’re eating the tweets and retweets

Just realized I’m a Twitter immigrant. Marjorie Taylor green is not going to like this place

I just want someone to love me as much as Colorado drivers love crashing into eachother

Rate my luxurious dinner

bluesky user who needs everyone to know they were here first

Hello BS’rs, please rate my LA Tarp job thank you.

Cigarettes are like hamsters… They're completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire

Almost strangled myself with my umbilical cord when I was born

had to fight off an ant invasion in and around my truck just now. I would like to say I handled it with poise and professionalism but instead of that I just sort of panicked and grabbed my window cleaner and started blasting

I don’t care what Neil deGrasse Tyson says, Pluto should be a planet!

What do you guys think those fascists are doing right now back at our old place

It’s 4:30 am Sunday morning. A suspicious vehicle just drove past where I’m parked on this sketchy side street. I was able to snap a picture in case anything happens to me or the supply chain crisis👇

This has been a lot of fun but can we go back now? My friends are gonna start to worry soon

I hope we can cuss on the indigo atmosphere app; THE WASHINGTON HUSKIES FUCKING SUCK!!

Has anyone figured out if we have to pay HOA fees in the blue sky or what

The thing about me, is my clout chasing stamina has no limits. If you create a new place for me to make a mess in, I will always show up. But I’m leaving as soon as I see one of the Costco guys. You’ve been warned.

I would like to talk to blue sky management please. I’ve been a resident here for almost a day and haven’t had any gorgeous women reply to my posts with “Hi” yet. Would love an explanation at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

Have we bankrupted Elon yet?

Can’t believe you guys tricked me into coming over here