World, meet Punchgirl. Punchgirl, world. She'll check in again in a decade or two.

Whitest JoJos U' Know

WENT TO THE FARMERS MARKET IM SO OLD

(This is good btw. Kragg deserves NOTHING.)

@patstaresat.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social Pat gets single white female'd

MY LOXODONT HAS THE JUICE #Rivals2 #RivalsFoodFIght

2025 is high key one of the best years for video games of all time Split Fiction Monster Hunter Wilds Expedition 33 Deltarune Chapters 3+4 Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy The Alters Death Stranding 2 ER: Nightreign Donkey Kong Bananza Metroid Prime 4 Borderlands 4 Ghost of Yotei WTF

I can't believe how good the games are this year. Expedition 33, Look Outside, The Alters, Deltarune 3+4, Lies of P Overture, Split Fiction, Hundred Line, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 like holy shit

I'mma be a little parasocial in that it's crazy to me I've been a fan of both Pat and Woolie since like 2011 when I was 13. I really lucked out on some great internet role models growing up and I'm glad to stuck by them to see them grow in turn because truly they are good people. CONGRATS!!!!!

Big News! Release date: End of summer! Can't wait to meet her!

Rivals 2 patch is looking so good. I think this meta will be really in the favor for Loxodont.

Fun for the whole family!! [ #Deltarune | #DeltaruneSpoilers ]

My loxodont is so nasty with it #Rivals2 #Loxodont

My #ComboBreaker 2025 Weekend 193rd/619 in #GGSY 33rd/257 in #Rivals2 7th/39 in #SSBU Doubles (With Jinx) 13th/320 in #SSBU Singles (B-Tier) Phenomenal weekend. Played great. Played and met greater people. Gonna enjoy the rest of the event.

Made it out of losers side in #Rivals2 at #ComboBreaker. Feeling really good. Went 3-2 in Strive with Goldlewis. I may be a one trick with Big Body Swordies with Setplay Projectiles but god damn I'm good with them.

ITS OVER FOR YALL

Went 3-2 in Strive at #ComboBreaker when I was seeded 0-2 Almost made it out of pools but had fun!

Day 1 of #ComboBreaker 2025 Fit Check

This feels appropriate #Rivals2 #PlatSky

#COMBOBREAKER WEEKEND DEDEDE. LOXODONT. GOLDLEWIS. YOU KNOW THE VIBES #BallerLifestyle

gumshoe real as fuck for this

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better player wins #Rivals2 #Loxodont

Last night we hit a HUGE milestone in our Evo compendium with over $10,000 raised for the Rivals II Pot Bonus! Thanks so much to everyone who contributed so far, we can't wait to see you there this summer

Europeans and Americans who live on the coasts can't comprehend the indomitable spirit of a midwestern Smash Bros. Player #SSBU #PlatSky

local went kinda silly, first time I ever played a different character than dedede in a bracket in 3 years😭

SSBU is still in beta #SSBU #PlatSky

I won Hive Heresy (1st/30)! Beat Bluibii, Jinx, Cobalt, and then Jinx again in Grands. Finally reached 100 sets with Cobalt, just gotta win the next 30 in a row to even the score. #PlatSky #SSBU

#COMBOBREAKER IS A B-TIER FOR SSBU?!?! YESSSSSSS #PlatSky #SSBU

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

NEW LOX META UNLOCKED ALWAYS BE HOOPING #Rivals2 #PlatSky

#COMBOBREAKER IS TWO WEEKS AWAY

I'm thinking about getting a new controller and this one looks promising. Has anyone used it for platfighters? #PlatSky

Hungrybox gotta make his online events start after 5 PM CST 😭 He hates the employed

Introducing the COMBO BREAKER Zetterburn palette - free for all Rivals entrants at COMBO BREAKER 2025 🔥 Late reg ends in just a few days on 5/5 — don’t miss it! www.start.gg/tournament/c...

Lox getting PREMIUM skins every month or two is crazy to me as that character archetype usually doesn't get this much love. But holy shit I do appreciate it. #Rivals2 #PlatSky

Ok they cooked wth I'm super excited for a Borderlands game in 2025???

Guys it's been literally 8 minutes wtf #PlatSky #Rivals2

🔥 Rivals 2 is teaming up with Evo! We're launching a compendium to help make the prize pool as legendary as the event. Contribute to get sweet merch and support Rivals esports at the same time ⬇️

Walz: Trump is the 800 pound gorilla in the room. And the debate that's happening right now, could 100 people defeat a gorilla. I'd like to find out with 100 of us to get out there and fill these lanes.

Oh no I've listened to Salvatore Ganacci because of Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves and I've fallen into a Euro Tech House music pit and I can't get out

fuck this tom & jerry-ass MU #PlatSky #SmashBros #SSBU

おめでとうカービィ！✨🎂✨ #星のカービィ33周年 #カービィのハッピーバースデー #Happy33rdBirthdayKirby

this is only fake if u lack aura #SSBU #SmashBros

Got 2nd/38 at Mt. Battle 4! Managed to take a set off PeZ finally! Also got wins on JAYKOB, Axiom, Dippysticks, and Ensemble in the runback. I wish Iowa monthlies could actually be monthly 😭 #SSBU #SmashBros

straight up devious inhale

Elena and Akuma

Had so much fun making this! SEE YOU GUYS SOON AT COMBO BREAKER 2025!