Y’all, stop using the graphic content label on your posts. Just choose adult, for the love of all that’s good and gay.

Meet me in the bathroom for Hump Day?

Late Tummy Tuesday post, hope yall are still accepting submissions 😌

I’m so shy 🙈👉👈

W I D E

A few people on Instagram enjoyed this one so maybe y’all will too. Fuck the Cowboys, Go Birds!

Thank fuck it’s #FCF

We’ve got a special on pork at the Italian Market

Suns out, bellies out 😜

Another Friday, another…. #FCF

Sometimes it’s nice to put the boy back in the country…

Just a lil mile high ass for y’all

Which one of y’all is scrubbing my back?

Sometimes you just need to send a fat puppy a pizza or three

Some up close and personal Tummy Tuesday

Happy Tummy Tuesday, thanks to @tubbyneptune.bsky.social for snagging a screenshot on FaceTime last night. 😅

Things have been going well lately and for the first time in a long time I don’t feel like I’m preoccupied with waiting for the other shoe to drop. Just gotta hold tight to that feeling.

Just being cosy

Mornin’, y’all.

Whoops, almost forgot what day it is. #FCF

Some post dinner belly for y’all

Why don’t you go ahead and get under my desk while I finish up my emails? #FCF

Pause squats, who wants to get down there and hold the camera next time?

Anyone wanna help me out with these?

Merry #fcf to all and to all a good cum

Hey bud? I need you to do me a favor and tell me how musky I smell. Can’t be that bad can it?

Took this for someone over the weekend, figured y’all might like it too?

Same mirror different pose, next time, flex arm >.<

Anyone wanna volunteer to put their head between my thighs so I can see how hard I can squeeze?

#FCF anyone?

*swoon*

Just a quick little post shower belly shake…

Well since this post is getting traction again for some reason, here’s another reminder to not tolerate transphobia from anyone, especially not from inside our own community.

Got a little worked up this morning, why don’t you come over here and rub my belly about it.

Does the artistic blur from the steam make my belly look fat?

Oh and I got some new gear recently and I’m stoked on the way it fits around my belly.

Meaty Monday… I guess? I was told my profile was tasteful, so doing something about that. Although I suppose you could taste this too.

Being back on the east coast for over a week has really made it apparent how done with living in Texas I am. The “event drop” has me crashing out if I’m being honest.

Good morning, I guess

It’s been two weeks since Trash Can Papi told me he was gonna find me in Dallas and kick my ass in two weeks… and here I am, with an unkicked ass…

A nude // a novel Stag Dance is SO good. The way Torrey Peters delves into the complexity and nuances of gender through these stories is delicious. If audiobooks are your thing, it’s on Spotify & all the readers are 💯

What’s that? MORE nudes and books? Ok, ok, fine I’ll do it! A Short Stay In Hell by Steven L. Peck is a wonderfully compact dive into profound horror. Confronting religion, human nature, and the relentlessness of what eternity means. Highly recommend.

Hey. Just a reminder. Slinging transphobic insults or intentionally belittling someone’s gender expression is grounds for you to be called out and shat upon and probably popped in the mouth. Idc the circumstances that led to it. Don’t fucking be transphobic, racist, body shaming, and/or shitty.

Ok now this is a trend I’m bummed to have missed the initial wave on. A nude, a novel The Unworthy, by Agustina Bazterrica is an absolutely gripping religious horror novel taking place in a fanatical cult after an apocalyptic event. Bazterrica is a horror powerhouse and I loved this one. 10/10

Always remember, only little boys need to tell you that they’re big men. See threats of violence from people like that for what they are. Protect yourself, obviously, and take them seriously. But remember where that threat is coming from. The scared heart of a terrified self-hating little boy.

Anyway. It was a good cardio session today.

Listen y’all. I haven’t been posting on here for a while so I don’t remember all the trends. Is it still Tell a Transphobe They’re an Idiot and No One Likes Them Tuesdays?

Reskeet the spectacles, you silly gooses!