Had a piece of gum for dessert

Crazy luck today #tcgpocket

Spring with bb 🌸

Down and DIRTY Connecticut pizza

What kind of jk rowling fuck ass candy name is this

Grimes trying to say THC

I swear he was asleep right before the flash went off

pikmin x house plants

End of the work week treat 🥃

Lugia my fav #pokemon ✨

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rainbow easter egg, 2 ways 🐰

Easter bunny went wild

17 years later and this is too spot on

Animal planet most extreme HD remaster WHEN???

Trans mew pull ftw ✨ #tcgpocket

Home 🐈

Begging the airlines to make headrests that work for tall ppl… this is with the headrest extended 🦕

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Flying out of LaGuardia rn, AMA

PMD characters for Glenn

Amazing lil evening in NYC

Need this asap

Happy birthday to my stud ❤️‍🔥@macci0.bsky.social

Tried translating it and it’s still hilarious

Quilava !! 💥

Shark coochie surf bort

Playing hooky today

I think the exit row on planes should have a physical exam to see if you can even open the door… I know some of these people are lyyyyyying 💀

At the airport and TSA just announced someone left a yeti full of breast milk at the security checkpoint

It’s bed time

st.paddy’s day fit check

I can’t blame him

This breakfast torta tho 🥵

Vileplume ラフレシア

Homemade meringues 👨🏻‍🍳

Spring bliss in Austin this weekend 🌞

Little SXSW fun in the sun

Texas brisket kolache… unreal

Okay Hoppers was actually so good

Today was a good day 💛

Whole theatre to ourselves 🎞️

Boyfriend is here UwU

🔮 What the fuck are you talking about the Metal Coat is a container of metallic skin cream and not just some nebulous metallic object

Gee I wonder how I will know if this truck is braking

Last minute Mar10 day goodies

Might get pokopia purely to escape from reality because holy fuck