Who’s fucking pregnancy pillow is it, SHOLEH

I bought torshi at the mainstream grocery and a) it’s 90% cucumber b) there’s NO FIBRE IN IT? Waste of my money AND my sodium allotment. How do you ruin torsh.

WEEKEND

Fucking pregnancy white matter loss! I saw a pt this morning where I had a strategy I wanted to explain and give mom the name of so she could look it up (it’s like the One Good ABA tool) and I explained it perfectly but I COULD NOT remember the name. I had to tell her I would put it in the report.

Baby dog was her normal self this morning; sometime in the middle of the night she woke up, chugged a bunch of water, and passed out on my legs. Just stoned!

26-19cm snow forecast. During rush hour. kill me.

Baby shoo has been lethargic and ataxic all evening; she didn't come down to say hi to her dad and she needed help going down the stairs and out to pee. This is a pretty normal reaction to the trazodone+gabapentin combo, but it's pretty severe and it's been 8 hours. I emailed the vet, but worryyyyy.

Okay! Teach my class! Cut my husband's hair! Watch the sk8! Sleep! Do whatever my job is tomorrow without dying! WEEKEND.

Scream

What if I cry about Hilary Knight

I put the hockey game on because of all you freaking out, and it’s just norwegian curlers.

vet: you still have to live your life and let her be a dog me: so I can tell my husband the vet said we have to get rid of all the western style furniture, got it.

Prep for my class is done. I need to document for a minute, drug the shoosh, take her to the vet, pick up husband's epipen on the way home, finish washing laundry, eat dinner, teach my class, not doomscroll.

Well I did get to fill out another scathing anti genAi survey for my professional body (which of course was pro-AI and encouraged me to join their working group). WHEN will this bubble burst. How long did it take for us to get the radium out of everything and can we start that process here already.

Advertise your accent with a gif (I wish this was still true, I sound like a stereotypical hoser now)

Someone tell the robot at the hydro company that OBVIOUSLY I would complete this transaction online if I could, they sent me an email telling me I couldn't. Come one.

One week til the big scan and also the house closing. I need to be sedated.

Roses are redde Violettes are blue Hieronymus Bosch lobster violin, birde yn robes, partye yn a shoe

This is just mean. It’s still February

Get his ass!!!!

my coworker was asking about the baby and we ended up talking about expensive it was to get pregnant. Her face when she said ”HUIT MILLES DOLLARS?!” was one thing but when I told her about how looking for sperm donors felt like looking at the Humane Society website I thought I killed her.

In honor of finally getting a 'Mandalorian and Grogu' trailer, here's one of my favorite Grogu comics from a few year back

The baby loves: video calls with my psychiatrist stressful conversations with my boss Flipflapping away

My NIPT results came back (I’m glad we shelled out for it, they refunded me the 200$, and it’s very reassuring) and because it’s late and I’m stupid I saw the F and gasped…it was me, I’m the AFAB here. IN MY DEFENSE it was right next to “gestational age.”

I just got my annual Public Lending Right cheque for Because Internet from the Canada Council for the Arts, so permit me a thread about what the public lending right is and why you should request books you love from public libraries!

At the dentist and half my face being numb is DEEPLY reinforcing my desire to do anything possible to avoid an epidural

On the one hand love to have a breakthrough with a patient. On the other hand now we’re done and how much more could I get done if I could offer more than the bare minimum

Wound some balls to ply and Nunu just did a flying leap and ran off with one as big as her

No idea what I’m gonna do with this pretty merino that Perry got me that I spun over the weekend but it is soooooo soft. I only have a few more ounces of roving, I’m going to have to start knitting soon (less fun)

“She’s got a big lead here, ahead by 58/100ths of a second”

The bedroom is 90% packed. It doesn’t look like it because a bunch of it—clothes, nightstands, my office setup—we’re gonna move over ourselves. but so many boxes of books.

Father has goldfish and poor baby shoo is starving but the spinning wheel is too scary to pass

goals for today: stop doomscrolling/spiralling and do a craft or read some porn or something cook 2 things walk shoo p...ack

if I see one more Tumblr user guilt-posting at people for not reblogging support for Pahlavi I am going to turn into the fucking joker

Roses are red Violets are blue Language change stops this Rhyming with cow (from @chirila.bsky.social, reposting with permission)

“You do not want a butt touch here in Lavigno.” The condom shortage tells a different story.

“Representing the older crowd…35 years old.” Geriatric athletes!

I don’t understand how we are still having this issue in 2026. There is plenty of data on how horny the hot fit young people crammed into an enclosed space are; the condom math shouldn’t be hard.

I should stop being mesmerized by the way the skeleton women’s butts jiggle on slo mo and go pack since I don’t yesterday and husband is too sick for anything.

I can only assume that in biathlon 10km pursuit you get to shoot your opponents with a gun if you catch them

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

Watching the Canada/Germany replay and could the commentators be any more condescending about Germany scoring their first Olympic goal against Canada. This is why nobody likes us.

I bought a bunch of flax seed at the store to try to get fibre without having to gag down prunes. Does anybody have any ideas for how to eat it that aren't "put it in oatmeal"

Skeleton lesbians?! (Olympics tweet)

lol the midwife called to be like hey so who’s managing ur thyroid and I was like lolol nobody!!!!! But she agrees with the walk-in doctor and it sounds like now that I have a req it should be much easier for me to keep track of

Lillebror loves to play toilet detective

WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏

351 hot dogs?! ...36. Still a lot.

Roses are red Violets are grue In Ancient Egyptian, Pashto, and Zulu en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue%E2...

watching luge while I try to get up the energy to do anything else and WHAT is the awful noise when they start sliding