german media environment so bad you're talking about proposing marriage to the single talk show guest who doesn't talk about the deaths of palestinians in gaza as a mild inconvenience

i'm sorry i know this is like. bad for freedom of speech and democracy reasons. but it is also insanely funny. look at it

you check sz today and quite literally the top story - the first thing you see when you go on their front page - is a commentary that iran has miscalculated by not engaging in talks about nuclear weapons and are now experiencing the biggest humiliation of their history

looking forward to get my fill of breathless apologism for israel and the us in german political talk shows in the coming week. wonder what they'll come up with this time

Its very funny he wrote this after trump had already been president. Its like you calling the scammer and giving them your info for no particular reason

israel's government is obviously evil but apart from anything else they're also fucking annoying. my god

if you watched the men's roland garros final and not the women's you're my personal enemy btw lol. and if you saw this tweet get sent wrong then no you didn't

i don't want to bang on about it but this remains the funniest detail of the whole thing to me. what a profoundly merz thing to happen to merz

people were big up on s2 before the finale but low key the best fifteenth doctor beats really were mostly ruby... her playing her little tune for heartbroken lesbians to piss off a god did properly slap

LETS GO TEAM INJURIES WOOOOOOOO

you just know this is an evening where you are not allowed to log off

i'm telling you this is no coincidence......

sorry you're telling me the trump/musk break up happened with MERZ there ???

low key this era has been a disaster but the ruby expanded universe stays strong... i have many thoughts

btw ruby eldritch abomination stocks remain high, now that presumably that character is being discarded i WILL eventually get around to satisfying my id and playing around with that character. i will save her from the bomb crater

the doctor who finale

i have genuinely never been so mad at a race in my life as i am about what went down in motogp today. it's been like six hours and my head is still hot

ahead of the series finale next weekend, here were my initial watch notes for all the doctor who episodes this series 2.1 The Robot Revolution

stopped watching eurovision last year for the obvious reason, but they let israel get SECOND this year? what a disgrace lol

something pretty funny about making a guy chancellor while also reminding him every step on the winding path towards this moment the extent of the sheer contempt his colleagues feel for him. you were your party's last choice you were the voters' last choice you are even your coalition's last choice

merz the type of guy who has to go through public humiliation the day he becomes chancellor

MERZ COME TO THE PHONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

😭😭😭😭😭 what even are we doing

as a lesbian neutral party somebody needs to tell marc to NEVER cut his hair and also chuck away any anti ageing creme, he's literally never looked this good

need him to lock tf in icl, he's embarrassing me for the mild amounts of hopium i publicly sniffed before the season

motogp edging me with the concept of an exciting season i see

the chappell roan stuff is so predictable in that semi-accessible celebrities from our own 'community' always get exposed to this idolisation/demonisation cycle that attracts this sort of blood frenzy when people get a chance to tear her down. and neither end of that cycle is a good idea

over six hundred likes accusing a seventeen year old of lacking 'humanity'..... oh we might actually be back. we are reaching critical levels of being back

trump presidencies kinda peak for filling your feed with completely incomprehensible jokes if you haven't checked social media/the news for a few hours

generational sports hate watch happened today, it's been hours and I'm still buzzing. the ultimate emotion in sports is schadenfreude

low key this is true but difference between the two sports is that mr verstappen isnt breaking three bones every other week

again WHERE is this kind of content on bluesky

@nutedawn.bsky.social not to brag but im a fan of a child prodigy now who wins things

MIRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

not really the point but minah traitors at an lgbt thingy...? #noticing

in the traditional italian of motorcycle racing, i hit da bricks. enough moaning, i'm out 😌🕊️

hm i HATE people who watch a sport just to moan the whole time about how little they're enjoying it and how much better it used to be In The Old Days and i refuse to be one of those people so. i think it may be time

the thing about bluesky is that it's nice in theory but also it doesn't let me know when dumb gay discourse is happening and i want to know when dumb gay discourse is happening. if i search for 'jasmine banks' on here i get NOTHING whereas my twitter feed has been inundated for days

pecco legit tightening his game and it not making a difference is why generational talents just kinda ruin sports and take the fun out of everything. alien era only worked because it was four psychos roughly evenly matched, or before that rossi had the decency to build himself an obstacle course

thing is. hear me out. things are still going according to #ilpiano

mm back in form bags looking adrift until qatar at earliest the other marquez second in the standings martin indefinitely out with injury ktm shit 'marco bezzecchi' still marco bezzecchi........ have never followed a season opening quite so uninspiring. at least 2019 qatar was a good race

merz done so badly that i'm hearing him being attacked from left and right from greens and fdp respectively and i'm nodding along with all of them like yeah none of them are wrong 😭😭 what a mad lad

lindner addressing parliament saying he'd withdrawn from active politics like two weeks ago but he just HAD to say something about this is so

merz is sooooooooooooooooo embarrassing mein wort

opening bluesky because twitter's still down

this cannot be my legacy pls no

obvs the season opener was kinda disastrous for literally every agenda i'm running except the 'r. fernandez is not him' agenda that... at this point everyone else is on board with so whatever... BUT i've decided to stay hopeful on the bastianini fraud front. that race was a FLUKE everyone will see

i feel like 'realist' and 'realism' are maybe just words where you should need to apply for a license before you're allowed to use them

the me of the start of this year knew what was up with 'marco bezzecchi' and i should have listened to her

icl if i were marc i would've set my tyre pressure with the assumption i'd be leading the entire race