Double-slit experiment #SUPERNERD #Caturday

Well, I’m back. What’d I miss?

Let’s try this again: YYZ! YYZ! YYZ! #WorldSeries

And this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a monkey

Will somebody please bring me some dinner? You don’t even have to peel the grapes.

YYZ! YYZ! YYZ! #WorldSeries

<whine whine whine whine whine> Possible diagnoses: 1. Factitious disorder 2. Münchausen syndrome 3. Malingering 4. Hypochondria </whiiiine>

BASEBALLS ON SARAH IYKYK

Things that live rent-free in my head, #73: LL Cool J circa 1990, in one of the coolest, most iconic episodes of MTV Unplugged

I’ve never seen “Now You See Me.” Current events in France tell me this might be a great time to watch it.

How do we stop him? CAN we stop him?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SEATTLE HAVE AGAINST GEORGE SPRINGER

And oh, so many more…

This sweet baby (in Austin) needs a forever family—and DESERVES one, especially since humans have treated him so badly. I normally only share kitties, but this “underdog” touched me. Can anyone in Austin (or Texas or anywhere) give a home to precious Kanga, or can you share? 🥰💜

I'm posting an updated Pesto fundraiser. I added in all the details on GoFundMe. We are cautiously optimistic because she is slowly responding to the very expensive medication Marquis. She is also being treated for Lyme. Plus lots of vet visits and fluids/ bloodwork. gofund.me/ee16714e

Things that live rent-free in my head #723: Logan calling Cerreta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of Law & Order.

Hoffman: *pitches* Me: “Next one might be at your head. I don't know where it's gonna go. Swear to God.” *repeat* #ALCS

Define your music taste in 8 artists: Joe Jackson Leonard Cohen R.E.M. Early Chicago The Shins Stevie Wonder The Jayhawks Billie Holiday This was BRUTAL. I had to leave off entire genres. So good luck if you try it — and I hope you do!

Dear summer, FUCK OFF.

Candlesticks #ALCS

Me communing with Pesto. I’m imagining ALL of us doing the same, loving on her and being mugged for cookies☺️ and just feeling her powerful presence. I hope our big gorl can feel all our good vibes & healing thoughts & especially our love (and orders to the EPM meds to kick that protozoan’s ass). 🧡🧡🧡

Important! Important!

It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for! Total miles on my 2004 Honda Accord: 71,637 Closest without going over: @lainrearview.bsky.social with 69,541 🏆Our big winner, with 72,225.2, is @engineicedave.bsky.social Congratulations!🎉 You have won…bragging rights, I guess?😹 Thanks for playing!

Random song / video / lyrics #18,792 in a series This song may be 11 years old, but so what? The lyrics are very naughty (“Turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet”🤭). The song has two official videos; this stitches them together side-by-side. I’m gonna take a cold shower now.

Deck: I can’t eat. Me: WHAT?! #TheRainmaker

Guess the mileage on my car! Let’s Make a Deal Showcase Showdown style — closest without going over. We need as many entries as possible because @doctorwaffles.bsky.social desperately needs to win.

OK, my fellow Bluesky movie peeps, I need some recommendations. I’ve been into fun action movies lately. I’ve watched and liked all the unqualified-dude-has-to-save-the-president ones; and all the “Guy” movies: The Fall Guy, The Nice Guys, The Other Guys; etc. Any recs for movies like that? 1/2

Speaking of insurance, I have one of those Big Brother thingies in my car. My current driving score is 100%. I just entered my mileage for the last 6 months & discovered I have driven a whopping 218 miles since the last update. Dilemma: Do I need to get out more? 1/2

I need to walk this back: I shouldn’t have included ALL employees. BCBS Texas just fired a whooooole bunch of people, with no notice or explanation. A loved one works there; he’s the only person in the state who does his job so he’s probably safe…for now…and until AI replaces him. But fuck BCBS.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

Once more with feeling

Dear health insurance companies and the people who work for them: Get. Your. Shit. Together. Sincerely and/or fuck you, Chicken P.S. what’s worse is I’m probably losing Obamacare next year so god have mercy on my wallet.

Time for another Saturn glamour shot

Another random 90s song I bet you’ve never heard from the soundtrack of a movie I bet you’ve never seen. “The pet names that you once gave me we had given the pets I still come when you call them just to be sure”

Random song #729. From tonight’s 90s fest. A little more upbeat than the last selection. Like ‘happily blow out your eardrums’ upbeat. “She's gonna kill me, and I don't mean softly”

In a 90s mood tonight. This song has been stuck in my head for a couple of days. (I don’t even like the Goo Goo Dolls except for this song.) Maybe there was a reason: “You can’t fight the tears that ain’t coming”

Perfect prompt for #Caturday! Annabelle would like to get in on the action, but of course she has to be extra extra. cc: @lindaforfar2.bsky.social

My feed is full of horrible shit. Tell me why I should stay.

In case you didn’t know Jorts’s origin story… I knew about 4% of this, mostly about margarine and trashcan mishaps. I had no idea that Jorts and Jean worked in an actual office. BECOME UNBUTTERABLE!

My heart is as cold and black and dead as a charred lump of coal flung unwillingly into the lifeless, lightless, frozen space beyond the solar system

It’s that time again…

What was wrong with “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”? (It’s been 24 years, FFS.)

I love this so much 💜

In case you didn't know, Jupiter totally has rings. You can see them (faintly) in this #JWST image.

I’m gonna get a @DevinCow tattoo.

Solidarity with Kimmel cc @nunesalt.bsky.social youtu.be/WOa8aqo9QM8

I just passed the time while I was on hold by doodling on my leg. Why yes, I am a grown-ass woman. What’s it to ya?

How am I supposed to start this crochet project when “Die Hard” is on?

I just heard a song that reminded me what a terrible person I am.

I fucking love the car wash