santa got my list and brought the perfect gift 🥰🥰🥰

bisexual man is like ferrari 🤌

anyway goodnight freaks ily

hey man can i hit ur vape real quick?

where’s that one guy on here

yea i speak italian 🤌

ur personality is not my concern bro

jesus fuck not a hot guy in sight on my tl here. nary an nutsack to be seen

eating a banana in a normal way

five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred boyfriends

once again i ponder... what if pokemon smoked weed

night of a thousand mallorys

god i love men 🥰 $pradashade btw :)

u come into my home on the day my daughter is to be married and u ask me for a booty pic with my panties on and one without them on and 3 different pics of my boobs in any position

how dare u speak to ur mother that way during toyotathon

burlington throat factory send tweet

do u even lust bro

these men play too much

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf now try cock in my holes

emily in paris is like what if no one on SATC was toxic and that is why it sucks fucking ass

feliz navidaddy :)

one time i slept with a man at his place and in the morning he put on the same clothes he wore the day before and i never spoke to him again

when ur mean to me this is who ur being mean to btw. this is literally me 🎄

nobody on earth is hornier than a 25 year old man and lucky for me about half of them are in my dms somewhere online

its christmas eve not christmas steve!!

men love it when they ask me what i do and i give them a little look and tell them im a divorcée

in other news i got divorced (yay) and got a new apartment by myself for the first time in my life so i made my room super cute and cozy

acab assigned cocksucker at birth

i like men who shave their chest and men who don’t. i’m kind of bisexual in that way

the other day on threads this old guy posted a sick video of him smoking crack. also the guy on the right posted dick root and full hole. so that’s kind of what i’ve been up to

if u save my post on here my spirit will haunt u for a thousand years. i will bedevil ur ass

can i say something without everyone getting mad at me

btw i post on threads now cuz the algo feeds me nothing but guys like this 24/7 and there’s way more faggots over there

i goggins on his walt until he on

any men on this app that can teach me about david lynch

new pfp. be not alarmed

the lord is my shepard i shall freak it

guns money penis

(to the tune of future mask off) penis hat. little penis hat

men i fucked in november and december: 6’2 semipro wide receiver, 6’3 sweetheart bisexual college baseball player, 6’ track & field runner (ugly face, <10% body fat), 6’2 carpenter w 2hollis style hair, 6’ chilean latin american studies phd, several anonymous men in the catacombs

where the big men at on this app

my xmas present to myself is 360 body contouring surgery next month where they will take the fat from my waist and arms and put it on my hips and ass :)

merry christmas ya filthy animals :)

backshots for old times sake

wait can u catch a cold from a guys cum if he has a cold i need to know for reasons

anyway i’m off to sleep gnight bsky ✌️

how it’s going

still only like two hot guys on this app i see

important life update: yves saint laurent trench by stefano pilati 🧥

when the grass is dead the only thing left to touch is yourself