If ICE has so much money, “why do they need the military?…My speculation is because it plays better on TV.”

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

NEW: According to an internal email, ICE floated the idea of offering cash bounties for expedited deportations. The idea was withdrawn four hours later after ICE was asked for comment. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/u...

It’s a bird, it’s a plane — no, it’s just SuperPedo.

If ICE has so much money, “why do they need the military?…My speculation is because it plays better on TV.”

A friend of mine who lives in Austin saw this at a bar and said she had never been so offended by something she 100% agreed with.

I have been the subject of many spurious accusations and politically motivated attacks, but this one is in a class by itself. According to Tulsi Gabbard — the nation’s top intelligence official — my refusal to post on Twitter is being reviewed by the Department of Justice as evidence of wrongdoing.

Primary school days was fun ☑️