Allowing myself to feel even two seconds of happiness regarding this bullshit franchise is a mistake I’ll refuse to make again.

I’m never on here. But since I currently am, I want to tell @dougdirt24.bsky.social and @psr1973.bsky.social they complete me.

Life is good

He’s discovered that being a Bengals fan is mentally exhausting.

I just told him the Reds haven’t advanced in the playoffs since 1995. He can’t believe it.

Meet Levi!

For my long time followers and friends: my wife is being induced this weekend. It’s go time!

I’m still a genius

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

There have been significantly worse Reds teams, but this particular team feels so lifeless and boring. If they get behind a run or two in the middle of the game, they game feels over.

I don’t give either of these teams much of a chance in the finals against the Thunder, but I think the Pacers can at least make it competitive, and maybe even win it with some luck. The Knicks have no chance in hell.

I can’t say I’m a Knicks fan. I just recently moved to NYC and adopted them, and I won’t pretend I’ve rooted for them my whole life. But as someone that’s rooting for the Knicks, this postseason has been exhausting.

Will “Barry Bonds” Benson strikes again.

at least when the Reds were bad a generation ago Adam Dunn would sock 500 foot dingers and they'd lose 13-8 each night this, this is just exhausting

I stand with Trey Hendrickson. He’s busted his ass. Has produced like no one could have imagined. Has been great on and off the field. He deserves to get his bag and if the Bengals don’t pay him I hope someone does. He’s probably making 60% of what he should be getting paid.

Being removed from the permanently ineligible lift and being elected to the Hall of Fame are two wildly different things and most people seem to not understand that lol. I highly doubt Pete Rose is getting voted in via a committee of former players/managers/executives.

Joey Votto’s 15+ years of consistent greatness spoiled us so much.

Thank god for his fearless leadership! What would we do without his genius?

Take 3 minutes to listen to Draymond Green talk about Gregg Popovich

Not a fan of this app. Don’t get me wrong, it’s better than that shithole Twitter under Musk (I’ll never return there) but peak Twitter will sadly never be recaptured. Probably for the best.

Found out yesterday we’re having a baby boy 💙

The Bengals continue to fall further and further behind the Chiefs, Ravens, and Bills. And will probably be surpassed by others soon. So depressing. I hate this draft so much.

What does the Bible say about humility?

I stayed up for that? Good god I hate that pick. Bengals gonna Bengal.

310 players have logged at least 150 PA at the big league level since July 14th, 2024. Only two of them - Miguel Vargas (25) and Patrick Bailey (30) - have a lower wRC+ in that time than Jeimer Candelario (31). Candelario's .212 OBP in that time is the worst of those 310.

Serious post: I stepped away from most social media for months. I wasn’t in a good place mentally. I was finding it hard to enjoy nearly anything, even things I had once loved. I’m in a much better place now. And… I’M GOING GO TO BE A DADDY.

I’m back. To the detriment of my mental health. Also, some life news, I’m going to be a daddy in September. Alright, now back to bitching about the Reds!

Coming up short in big moments. A time-honored Ryan Day tradition at this point.

This is the most overrated Ohio State team of my lifetime. I’m ready for this season to be over with.

Jonathan India will be a worse hitter in Kauffman Stadium. Brady Singer will be a worse pitcher in GABP. Thanks for coming to my trade breakdown. The end.

For the first time on this app: Fuck the NYC public transportation system. It is hell on earth.

Spent the afternoon exploring an old fort built during the Civil War

My mental health has improved tenfold since leaving Twitter. Never going back.

I’m glad I missed that awesome touchdown because this stupid game is taking place in Wrigley Field.

This Netflix production has been a disaster. So much lagging and buffering. The future of sports viewing is in the shitter.

As someone who lived through the Mike Tyson rape stuff and his biting another human’s ear off, it’s absolutely wild he’s a beloved figure today. I hate Jake Paul with all my heart, but the Mike Tyson revisionist history is wild lol.

Hello, world.