I for one do think it's possible for America to find a president better than one who, faced with claims he is dumping shit on Americans, posts a video showing himself dumping shit on Americans.

Donald Trump really really doesn’t like this photo, so whatever you do… don’t share it. He would HATE that. 😈

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

If you haven’t seen this, it’s about time you did. Sound up!

Shocker!

Huzzah!

Penguin on McDonald Island guarding a newly hatched fentanyl filled egg destined for export to the US.

. I am tired of hearing that Jesus gave up his life for my sins. He rose from the dead three days later. So, actually, Jesus gave up his WEEKEND. Uh... thanks.

If only….