BEHOLD PORNOGRAPHY read the tags, mostly don't read if you don't fuck with eye shit, and suggest me a better place to post it archiveofourown.org/works/76775006

I have now written freaky as fuck porn but don't know where to post it, fuck me I guess

jump over the shortest wall you can find. if you fuck up, you must send your best friend and your worst enemy one thousand dollars

discovered a treasure trove of erotic queer rpgs and it is motivating me to shave, go team!

i love finding cool shit and the people who make it web.archive.org/web/20250705...

I havea fever. chills and cranps. and the inly thing that will help me is chicken soup made from scrratch with rosemary, spooned gently into my mouth bt a beautiful trans who dresses like bbc sherlock. and aspritin

sick of hearing people talk about lolita and house of leaves, you’re not enlightened because you have an opinion oh my god i’m probably being exceptionally unfair here but also tired of it i want to ban all mentions of them

need to find some prople who do good makeup with thick eyebrows because idk how to starting fucking heavily with eyeshadow unless i reign them in and i refuse to do so

my mother gave me some treats for the dog and i saw she had some of the ones i liked but didn’t give them to me and i felt like there was no way i could’ve asked … could’ve said they were for the dog i’m a fool

need a hair twirling emoji

anime food may look good because of that fucking cabbage or whatever i forget, but it’s there to look good because of the friends we made along the way

Where Winds Meet does not like opening grrrr

need to be in a queerplatonic relationship with yixi and teto but they’re romantically together

please, this holiday season, don’t forget the humble acknowledgment like, for when you want to acknowledge that you’ve seen something but don’t have anything in particular to say

mangle fnaf is actually kind of awesome yes, i like them a lot in fact

after reflecting on it more, dinocop’s politics are lame. very shallow. what are we doing here

halimedemf.substack.com/p/a-gun-that... A Gun That Makes People Stop Being Transphobic. short fiction.

was already feeling a little slighted that my “christmas bonus” was $10 and a shitty plastic cup, but learning that some people here are getting $25 makes it immeasurably worse

i don’t even play gen 3 anymore but i’ve been reminded ninjask is double dead now and thank god

just found out one of my old bosses did not die of a stroke and is in fact still alive very cool

by the time i get home i will no longer be upset about work, live in the future not the moment, turn that into the norm and you’re living nice

NEW JANIE TTRPG GO GO GO sumbmission for Bookmark TTRPG jam #ttrpg #indiettrpg janiecox.itch.io/kino-slop

new game

started work on an actual submission for the bookmark TTRPG jam, 3 days left i'm gonna design the fuck out of this game

just learned about cannobal lesbians in my area (real not clickbait (right up my alley (a lot more boring than it sounds)))

big decision coming up, cringe or no cringe

finally discovering the reason i can't backspin and it's my controler can't backspin so now i need to H in and learn real ways to exit a track, sadge

everyday i come in to work, do my little dances, and i’m sure everyone looks at me like i’m crazy, but i’m having fun so fuck it we learn some songs’ choreo and hakken and jumpstyle on the clock

a very nice british robot telling me the last letter of the alphabet: “XLOV Biii:-P”

apparently the end of yona of the dawn is shaping up to be lame as hell, excited to start it up soon

smoker rizz is like: “you got an e cigarette?” “you got smokes?“ “you got a cigarette?” “you got $10 for a pack of cigarettes?”

Somebody please make a wuxia story with woodland characters instead of people please please please please pleeeeeease

locking in, but in a silly and whimsical way can you H the hook in

where winds meet is maybe a 10th as good as zato (this is high praise)

new janie thing dropped go look at it and download it and leave a comment and don’t forget to smash that subscribe button janiecox.itch.io/signs-signal...

thanksgiving cake time (we do be celebrating my birthday late cuz i was working)

whoah that’s me

this week i swear i'm gonna H the hook in, it's time

just learned babies have reverse lupus (they grow kneecaps (the closest case of lupus to me has much to do with knees))

time marches on i am older awa

i love insurance i am so good at keeping on top of my shit yipee~~ :33

discord has stopped opening on my phone

may have just found the providers of my forbidden snack and am concerned but joyous as to what this may spell for my future

made a tumblr the other day for the express and explicit purpose of finding ZATO fanart go read it and talk to me about it right tf now :33

yep my insurance premiums have indeed increased 😬 guess i’ll see if my copays went up too sometime this week

i've realized i don't know how to succinctly explain ZATO so i guess I have to read it again, and also Vladimir Sorokin

need more zato fanart, fanworks, fans, go read it

I am happy because everyone loves me. #zato #zatoilovetheworldandeverythinginit #ilovetheworldandeverythinginit

i cannot look at art of pretty women right now i will explode (negative)