My grand parents used to sing this and bounced us (kids) on their knee. What a trip down memory lane. #czechfolkmusic youtu.be/H9rWcCurZd8?...

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

My wife stopped reading Dungeon Crawler Carl, and now I have no one to talk to about it. Mongo is appalled!

If not jumpy spided-fren, why jumpy spider-fren shaped?

When the fresh cider gets hard in the fridge. You know it's gonna be good. @authorjfuller.bsky.social @chuckwendig.bsky.social

My grandfather in his ANTIFA uniform, circa 1942.

I lol'd now you can too.

www.yahoo.com/news/article... I can think of at least one person who would love to see this happen in Bucks county. @chuckwendig.bsky.social

Accidentally bought unsalted mixed nuts. Didn't notice until I shoveled a handful into my coffee hole. I wonder if I can add some fine french fry salt in there and shake it up.

If Dr. C. Norman Shealy were still alive, I'd give him a huge kiss right on the mouth. I blew my back out yesterday while cleaning my wood stove, and my TENS unit is the only thing keeping me sane.

I got my mom to read the name of the wind, and wise man's fear. Now she's asking me about book 3. Muahahahaha.

I see J.D. Vance showed up and started shouting bullshit. Then got ratioed so hard he never came back. Good job everyone.

People in England will be like "it's 27 degrees, it's so hot." Meanwhile in Pennsylvania...

Be a real shame if this picture was shared far and wide.

Why didn't anyone tell me there was going to be a video game based on the expanse? I feel like some of you have some explaining to do. @seanrfrazier.com

Can't wait for @thespiffingbrit.bsky.social to break expedition 33. I have a completely broke unkillable Maelle build for him.

Why is this game so good? It's been a long time since I played something, beat it, and immediately wanted to play it again. @expedition33.bsky.social

So I'm sure by now some of you have heard the name Branden Rumbaugh. A motivational speaker and retired Marine accused of r*ping a 13 year old. His Twitter account appears to be scrubbed back to 2017. But some quick internet sleuthing confirmed my suspicions.

You know you've reached peak old when you're excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Save the bee frens.

My doggy wants to know if you're going to finish that.

I feel like The Owlacorn belongs in a 5e Monster manual.

I spy with my little eye, something that starts with B. @chuckwendig.bsky.social

Narf!

The circle is complete when adblock plus just becomes another ad that you're forced to close every time you open your browser.

She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man.

Me earlier today: I'm gonna get my laundry done, get the gutters cleaned out before the rain hits, and then get some writing done this afternoon. My brain: The best I can do is a migraine and 4 hours in your bedroom in the dark with a pillow on your head.

A friend of mine is trying to delete his Twitter account, but when he tried, the system suspended him (his account wasn't suspended before) and won't let him make changes to his account.

You'd think I'd learn not to use my dog's butt as a pillow. But nooo, I get to enjoy that farm to plate pitbull flatulence with no shipping delay.

Sometimes, you just gotta stop and cuddle the doggy.

When I was a kid, we never saw bald eagles in my area. Now I see them all the time. Northampton county, Pennsyltucky. I already have a few red-tailed hawk nests on my property, and I don’t think the eagles want anything to do with that. @chuckwendig.bsky.social

My son passed his silver belt test (kyokushin karate) on Saturday. This is the last belt before black. He's not quite 9. Does he have the same level of skill as an adult silver belt? No, of course not. But it's a big accomplishment for the white belt who could hardly hold still.

Look at my hair (right). Weren't the early 80's just special?

Not happening.

It's a trap, don't fall for it.

J.L.Panovec, my grandpappy. Circa 1940.

Whoops, tpk.

Nightmare fuel. www.google.com/amp/s/www.nb...

This is Ichigo. He was a spicy orange dickhead. But he was OUR spicy dickhead for 14 years. Today, he crossed the rainbow bridge. I'm more sad about it than I thought, considering I haven't been able to pet him in about 13.5 years. So if you have a spicy orange cat, give them a pet for me.

Not one person in trump's circle jerk of fascist sycophants had the balls to tell him that we're all female at conception? Not a single one passed a basic biology class?

Me: I guess I'll relax and play enshrouded for a bit. Steam: lmao, you thought wrong.