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Wow, I can't even use semicolons in peace anymore. I really feel bad for the natural em dash users (also me) 😭

Chris Paul retired? Finally, some good news 🙌🏾 Now we just need the last member of that banana boat crew to get out the league. I might throw something on the grill when that happens 🥹

"I know the more I gotta struggle, is the more I gain..." 😤😮‍💨

Shhh, it's Cole time now...

The Bucks were never serious. This is a double entendre.

There's been a new study that says one thing (if properly read/analyzed) but the title and conclusions are written in a way to be interpreted differently and I foresee it being grossly misused... *starts the timer*

we should also be a lot more careful with blanket statements.

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Every time I get on here, I read a sentence that I didn't know could be crafted... and honestly, probably shouldn't have been either 😩

My Warriors wishlist: Giannis Lauri MPJ Kel'el Ware or Alex Sarr Goodbye: Kuminga, Podz, GPII, Hield,... honestly, anyone not named Curry, Melton, Post, and Richard.

This new season of JJK has been breathtakingly phenomenal.

Giannis "wants" out of MIL. Warriors, please... yall do not draft well anyways; send them EVERY FRP. -Alternatively, Lauri would suffice.

Aww I love this, def 4 or 1! Rowlet looks so peaceful... actually maybe it just wants to be left alone 🤔

>Xfinity says network "updates" start 1/28, expect BRIEF outages >gets text 1/27 morning, "sOrRy FoR tHe OuTaGe 🤪" >supposed to be back 1:35pm... >*checks time of post* 4:04pm 😑

This saddens me; it's not surprising given the vibe Buc-ee's has but it still hurts 😞

Today I learned you can use a person's blood to estimate ages of their organs, then correlate that to their actual (chronological) age, which can be used to predict risk of mortality/longevity. And certain organ ages are better predictors of mortality or longevity (brain, lungs, and immune system).

If I go to the store tomorrow and all the shelves are empty, there will be problems.

Sleep schedule is non-existent.

I didn't have Desi Banks being a shill for the Mossad on my bingo card for 2026... but here we are.

>Shams notification >*gets excited* >not a Warriors trade notification for Kuminga and Podz >just All-star starters

Wow, some sentences truly shouldn't exist.

OUCK FKC. Great win, they did that for Finch.

Ooo that was a tough shot from AE 😤

Bro, they keep redacting everything 😑

*deep sigh* so many topics, so many thoughts... never the right medium 😞

Hmm Frontier actually accommodated something for my flight? Maybe I'll survive it after all 🤔

I miss living near the beach, this freezing weather isn't for me (it's 53° out right now).

Honestly, this MIT professor's death is giving me Amy Eskridge vibes...

"We done picking cotton" is an insane statement... especially coming from her.

A low of 18°F?? Someone just end it all for me please 😩

BONJOUR!! 🥖

Thrift stores being able to rebrand and call themselves "vintage markers" in order to (grossly) overprice their "pieces" 🙄 <<<<<<

If you're a left lane camper....

If Wemby ends OKC's streak tomorrow, I'm learning French.

Lol the difference in responses...

But on the same note, the Street Fighter movie looks like it will be whimsically entertaining; def 90s goofy vibes.

Such a deserved stray for MK 😭

I'm going to make an album on my phone specifically for approved funeral photos for my emergency contact to use 😭

So this Venezuela "situation" is actually crazy... and (trying to) use the Monroe Doctrine to justify it is even more insane 😑

I *need* OKC to lose their next game.

And season 2 of ATLA 👀 I really hope they stick to the show and don't unnecessarily change anything.

Look at all this [MISCONCEPTION, CONFLATION]....

The panic that sets in when there's a missing sock after doing laundry <<<

Honestly, from NRS dropping the ball with MK1 and now that Netflix "didn't attribute any value" to Warner Bros. Games, I personally think (and hope) the Mortal Kombat IP should be sold off to a studio/developers that genuinely care.

Hush puppies dipped in some tartar sauce 🤤

Hello, my name is Arthur and I used to say, "nip it in the butt"... and I spend at least 10 mins a day needing my glasses to find my glasses.

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