On the Glasgow train from Aberdeen. Already passed an admittedly scenic looking golf course near Stonehaven. That doesn't alter the fact golf is a sport for c***s. I believe I know 2 people who play golf who aren't c***s. But still. If you're a golf fan, I'm happy to hear you argue your case 🤨

The return of Boards of Canada. pre-order now: monorailmusic.com/products/boa...

Anyone heard anything from those c***s the Proclaimers recently, now that Alba has finally died? 😅

Interesting fact of the day.....Aha have nearly 22 million monthly listeners on Spotify and Take On Me has been listened to nearly 3 billion times 😳

Beatle-bums! There's lots of sexual energy happening here but Ringo is most certainly the coolest ❤️‍🩹

Watch out, Peter's been given the gay gene 🫣

Every Tuesday should have some standing stones action! Behold the mighty stones at Stenness on Orkney 😎 #punkadventures

More Unionist blethering! A most entertaining article from Neil 🥰

Dear Wes Streeting, thank you for behaving as if you were Scotland’s colonial viceroy. Every condescending sneer from you, every imperious command, gets me what I want: one step closer to independence My column on Streeting’s refusal to ever grant another referendum In @heraldscotland.bsky.social

Only posting this cos I saw @cici6923.bsky.social in the crowd 😜

Trump is the most useless, stupid wank stain on the planet

.....I've been looking for you 💝

Yasser is hitting the highs today 😜

Paulie's healing words 🤣🫣

Boycott the World Cup 😡 World Cup risks becoming 'stage for repression and authoritarianism', Amnesty warns www.thenational.scot/news/2597799...

If you like crime fiction, particularly set in Scotland, check out the tremendous DS Max Craigie series by Neil Lancaster, the latest of which is just out. And I'm definitely not recommending it because Mogwai have just put in an appearance on a car journey 🤓

Who knew that the US bombing the Middle East was a shite idea? 😡

"Tommy, I am going to fucking shoot you, right"? Alfie is the best 😳💖 youtu.be/wpavszQBNOg?...

A new poll shows the Scottish Greens ahead of Reform and Labour! This May, we can reject Westminster's hate and put hope back at the heart of Scotland. 💚On May 7th, #VoteScottishGreens

He's the man!! 🥰

Right @brainsweeties.bsky.social , let's start a debate! Name up to 4 tracks you want to hear live (again). @plasmatron.bsky.social is allowed a go too. I get to go first: 1. I Love You I'm Going To Blow Up Your School 2. Hungry Face 3. The Precipice 4.You're Lionel Richie 😎💕

An illegal war waged by two countries the UK arms & supports B52s launched from British soil. Israeli jets built with British parts A UK economy still hooked on fossil fuels. We must end support for the war, cut fossil fuel addiction & support families facing this price shock.

This beat is.....💖

Other than (ahem) Stiff Little Fingers still pretending to be something every year at Glasgow Barrowlands, perhaps only St Patrick's Day in Benidorm better demonstrates that utter fucking nonsense of the occasion 🫩🫣

Frankly, all my shooting weekends have ended up being incredibly complicated 🫩

Buy a ticket and I'll lick your face* 🥰 *conditions apply

The Scottish Greens plan to make X and Facebook liable for harmful content The Greens are proposing major changes to Scottish defamation law which would make all social media platforms subject to the same legal strictures as the press, and broadcasters like the BBC In @heraldscotland.bsky.social

April 1980. Hugh was in Pentonville Prison but the guys decided the show must go on. Me and Jock descended from Glasgow. JJ arrived at the Rainbow on his Triumph bike thing with a gorgeous blonde on the back. JJ took us backstage. The rest is fucking history 💕 www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-...

How bloody amazing is this guy?! 💕 @colourfulsevens.bsky.social

See, the reason Jet looks pure raging is that JJ promised he would open up with "Bonsoir Alain" but we had a bit of a lovers tiff the night before and he was still in a huff when this was recorded. Wisely, Dave and Hugh stayed well out of it. Madness! 💕

Yaseer has surpassed himself today! And I'm loving that his flame grill looks like a converted microwave 😍

As another epic report for work reaches a conclusion and despite Word's contrary view, I'm again reminded of the advice of Mrs Galloway (my amazing teacher in P3) that comma was NOT required before the word AND!! I trust you agree @charlielynch.bsky.social? 😜

The nation's finest.....once upon a time 💕

"I Peter Griffin will never drink again.." 🫣

"Guy was an interior decorator"!! 🤣💕 @colourfulsevens.bsky.social

@gemmaclark.bsky.social Any scummy liberal woman is sure to be a friend of mine 🤣🥰

@catrio.bsky.social 🥰

@neilmackay.bsky.social just heard you on the radio Neil, tremendous 🥰

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Let’s get there you wonderful YESsers !! Let’s see 150,000 once again 💪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺😎

Unbelievable yet entirely fucking predictable. And I'm not interested in any shite about one lot of supporters being better/worse than the other. No fans in either stadium for Celtic/Rangers games for a season would focus some minds 😡 youtu.be/OUQKwTSa7Ew?...

One day see a strange little girl look at you...🥰

Honestly, this extraordinary wee guy, cooking in the ruins of Gaza, gives you hope for humanity whilst despairing at its madness 💝 @neilmackay.bsky.social

Over 1000 civilians dead, and we're letting Trump use UK bases to further his war. Britain should stand firm against Trump's illegal warmongering, and stop these bombers landing on UK soil.

It's that time again, this time on audiobook which is my thing these days. Shuggie delivers every possible emotion 💖

We run a tight ship here 😉🫣 #fargo

Poor Howard, like a lamb to the slaughter 🫣 youtu.be/U26y_5OC7Q8?...

With thanks to all the folk who spoke to me for this piece

Sex up your life with some chart -crusing sitar ❤️

@heliconglasgow.bsky.social c'mon c'mon I've seen the email but am awaiting the album chart announcement on here?! 🫣

First ever visit to HMP Grampian this afternoon. Very pleasant welcome though disappointed I had to take my DMs off for security! However, at least they didn't look inside my mouth as experienced at HMP Shotts last year 🤣