I’m so respectful to Gemini and ChatGPT. I hope they remember that when they start acting like the robots in iRobot. 🤣

If you ever wronged me and I didn’t retaliate, just be patient.

Let me stop playing and lock in real quick.

And when I say I wanna watch spooky movies, I’m talking about “Hocus Pocus“ and “Twitches”. Why tf would I wanna watch Jeepers Creepers if he over on TikTok terrorizing people?!

He added his card to my apple pay so I can replace all the products he keeps stealing from me. Lush, Sephora, and Ulta…. I’m otw and I’m getting 2 of everything.

Randomly changing my number >>> I am not waiting for the New Year. Yall getting cut off TODAY.

It’s true: the cities are lawless and scary, if you live here sell your property as fast as possible, particularly if you have a 2 family row house from the 1920s with those nice bay windows.

I’m sure my insomnia has nothing to do with the utter chaos in this country.

Whenever I think something like "my reach on Twitter was bigger" I remind myself of the constant, unending, vitriolic harassment and have zero regrets about leaving

I have like 6 pair of wired EarPods, 2 pair of AirPods, and the Sony M4’s. My AirPods are quite literally a last resort. idk if it’s because my ears are small or what, but they’re so uncomfortable.

I saw a post that said “Reparations isn’t a debate. It is a debt.” I still haven’t stopped thinking about it.

I‘m very smart and I love sharing knowledge, but the way people label me a know-it-all or assume I have a God complex because of it definitely made me stop sharing as much. After one too many eyerolls and ”you think you know everything “ comments, I start letting people be loud and wrong. Idc

You know, it shouldn’t take that damn long to film a season of HOTD. I already know we’re getting less than 10 episodes. (yes I know the cinematography and CGI and all the things are amazing, but still).

Winsome Earl-Sears got on that stage with that ugly ass scarf and suit, horrible hair, and ashy legs and said firing someone for being gay isn’t discrimination. Please don’t piss me off VA.

I love that Spanberger blatantly ignored Earl-Sears trying to get a rise out of her.

Winsome Earl-Sears is a joke.

The way stress impacts different parts of the body will never cease to amaze me. Like, what do you mean you can develop digestive issues, headaches, a disrupted nervous system, vision issues, + MORE because of stress? Do not let these weird ass people stress yall out.

Today's Cartoon- A.I.

Just a reminder that there are no rules and nothing matters anymore. You can just start stealing shit from Whoville whenever 🤷‍♂️

Getting offended that no one thinks you’re under 40, but wearing Dahmer glasses is….. a choice.

I hate being mean, but here we go.

God is funny. I had a horrible moment and as soon as the moment was over, I checked my email and had the best news in there. Well, now I have to celebrate. No bad days, only bad moments. 🧡

I'm actually interested in the ever expanding smart compiling of the Black Diaspora that's happening now. Look at all the Black technos helping in this. Rudy's Blacksky is just a really good example of us taking charge of our own stories. And the MVP -- no wilting flower -- book is another.

I really do wonder how they’re going to write this part of U.S. history. I wonder how much will be omitted or which details will be fabricated.

One thing I will never do is job shame.

Savage X Fenty got me again. Everybody getting Savage x Fenty for Christmas. idc idc, I gotta use these credits.

Embracing the “evil Aquarius“ allegations >>>>> To FREEDOM! 🤣

Many of my friends are middle and HS educators. Since the school year has started, I’ve heard “the kids cannot read” more times than I’d like to admit. WTF is going on forreal?! This is heartbreaking.

I always fall asleep watching my childhood faves. Tonight, it’s Mulan.

If I say all the things I wanna say them people would be knocking at my door

I know my neighbors are tired of hearing “Sexy Soulaan”. Oh well.

*me enjoying my piece of chicken and continuing the story* "so yeah girl anyways can you believe they said..."

I’ve been attracting a lot of cops lately. Idk when cops started getting fine. Like what happened to the ugly baldheaded cops? Anyway, I think they’re crazy so immediately no.

Whenever someone wrongs me, they end up needing me real bad and I usually pull through. I normally chalk it up to God testing my heart posture. Father, imma finna fail that test moving forward. Forgive me OG. My bad in advance Big Sandals.

Fucking PLEASE don’t do it!!! Look at her press and curls they never come out right 🗣️🗣️ YOU CAN’T TRUST HER!

“I am SPEAKIIIIIIINNNG” That lady is weird, and that silk press is stiff🥴

VA, please don’t vote for that lady with the horrible silk press and ashy makeup.

I need to start listening to my friends. I tried befriending this girl because I was new in town. I sent my friends a picture and they said “she had crazy eyes” I brushed it off. Now why did I just find out TODAY that she’s actually crazy. I thought she was just a little strange.

You pissed? Good Get creative Get strategic Get organized

I’m so glad they didn’t recast Andre. RIP Chance Perdomo #GenV

After work, I sit in my car until my energy is calm enough to enter my home. I’m not bringing chaos where I lay my head.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People will never know that they’re dumb if we don’t tell them.

Flirting with the idea of a cute cut and color 🤔

I can‘t commit to one platform. Twitter is for recklessness, Threads is actually enjoyable and super convenient, and it’s quiet and calm over here.

I’m from Cali — if I call you weird/weirdo, I mean it in the most disrespectful way.

This husband trend is too cute 😂

Gumbo ❤️‍🔥