Finally got around to watching Bugonia 🤯

Why is everything turning into a grift nowadays? How did we just have a lawsuit against Live Nation only to employer their secondary market? #concerts www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Minnesota has experienced too many national tragedies recently, and here comes another one. #boundarywaters www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/c...

Tesla is running out of buyers for the Cybertruck. Musk's other companies have to buy the trucks to prop up sales. #elonmusk #tesla www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Making a "Strait of Vermouth" martini tonight

"It's time to file your federal tax return. Yes, this is a pesky chore, but remember that paying taxes is not a one-way street. When you send your money to the government, the government, in return, provides you with vital services, such as not putting you in prison." -- Dave Barry #taxday

Apparently this is the look that Sen. John Fetterman was sporting today. Its so awful it almost works. #politics

My prediction is that Anthropic's Mythos will quickly expose how vulnerable most companies are in matters of cybersecurity. This will affect valuations/stock prices and private credit markets and trigger a recession. #Anthropic

WTAF #police

CFOs expect worker decision speed and output per worker to increase by about 3% this year due to AI. #GenAI

TACO is officially a lucrative stock trading strategy 🌮 #trump

Well, well, well... #trump

Jesus is weak on crime. #popeleo #trump

Looking forward to this event in Seattle. #catholic #seattle

Trump is perhaps right that Pope Leo never would've been elected if it had not been for him. The Church knew what they were doing when the elected someone who could counteract the unabashedly evil moron in the White House. #Trump #popeleo

So, Trump will leave office, you say? #trump

Nothing was hashed out ahead of time and the two sides were far apart heading in. It was a fool's errand. My sense is that JD basically decided to go on his own, which would explain why Trump and Rubio were at UFC. #iran www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...

ICE is leaving assignments to TSA security assistance at US airports as of this week, per CNN.

This was written in January about Minnesotans, and now the same could apply to Catholics vs. Trumo and Hegseth. #Catholics #popeleo #trump

If you are in #Seattle and feeling called to Catholic Church for the first time or the first time in a while due to global events, I encourage you to check out St. Joseph's near Volunteer Park or St. James in First Hill. Excellent social justice values, beautiful sanctuaries, and amazing music.

If you needed any more evidence that the Trump administration is full of the worst people you could imagine. #trump #catholic newrepublic.com/post/208820/...

Well, they did change the world. But, I wouldn't call then thoughtful. #trump

I was viewing my checking account balance and saw a notice in the UI about an Alannis Morisette concert - exclusive presale for bank cardholders. Why do I need this from my bank?? I can understand a promotional email or something, but not included with my checking account balance?? 😵‍💫 #banking

Had the opportunity to attend this presentation at the Seattle Central Library last night, hosted by KUOW. I've read plenty for both Hill and Hortwitz, so the themes were familiar. Great to see them in person and see public engagement on a prescient topic! #GenAI #seattle

What if it's not the civilization he's thinking of? #iran

I have this decorative mushroom pillow and my cat has taken it as his hiding spot on the couch #catsofbluesky

Many dioceses said that there had been a drop during the coronavirus pandemic, when many in-person church activities stopped. But in many cases, this year’s numbers go beyond making up for that dip. #catholic #Easter #Christianity www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/u...

Brunch and sunshine in Seattle #seattle

"We carry the saving cross through the roads of the world, through the alleys of poverty and misery, marching to a dawning day, to freedom and victory, to God's life and endless glory." -- Manoling Francisco, SJ #easter

Bad day for the Trump administration: -Trump reportedly taken to Walter Reed for another MRI and cognitive test -Two warplanes shot down in Iran -Catholic Church continues to condemn Iran war activities #trump #iran

Ah yes, let's engage in a blatant conflict of interest before we go public #elonmusk www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/b...

The reason Alcatraz closed was that it was not possible to maintain the infrastructure of a prison on an island and created inhumane conditions. But, for Trump, the inhumane conditions are a feature not a bug. #trump

An investment in your grandchildren future that we'll be taxing your grandchildren to pay for. #iran

Polymarket and other prediction platforms driving oil market, traders say

Trump's speech was so mealy mouthed. -The war is going to be over soon but it hasn't been going on that long. -Gulf countries are going to force open Hormuz soon. It will also open naturally. -Iran is totally obliterated but we need to target civilian infrastructure #iran

The last 15 months have obviously been chaos since Trump reentered the White House but there's certainly been a few things so far this year that help me keep the faith alive in this country: 1. Minneapolis resistance to ICE 2. Afroman winning lawsuit vs. Cops 3. Artemis launch #artemis

🚨 BREAKING: The European Commission has urged people to work from home, drive and fly less, and for EU countries to urgently roll out renewables, as it warned of a prolonged energy crisis as a result of the conflict in the Gulf. Full story: www.politico.eu/article/euro...

I was reviewing a training video I made at work with my voice recorded on it. As soon as it started playing my voice, my cat came running into my office 🥹 #catsofbluesky Obligatory Cat Tax 👇

🍋 Finally got around to making some homemade lemon pound cake. #afroman

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

Has anyone else noticed a lot more phishing attempts on their accounts since Trump bombed Iran? This doesnt seem like a coincidence. I've had my Robinhood account and Gmail targeted + a false charge on a credit card. #iran

We are back into the "jacket in the morning, no jacket in the afternoon" type of weather. It always reminds me of being a kid and carrying my jacket home after school, realizing summer break was coming soon. #springtime

Why do the worst people continue to rise to the top in American society? www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/t...

Chaplains already display their religious insignia on their uniforms. While its true that chaplains can carry a lot of rank, its still important to display the rank for chain of command purposes. #military www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...

Trump said in a press conference today that the Iranians sent him "a present" following a phone call on peace earlier this week. Did the present happen to be horse shaped? #trump

Scam bets on a scam war. #iran www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Woke up at 5:00 a.m. today to start work early. 7 priority things on the to-do list. Spent 45 minutes trying to get my computer to work. Called Verizon and found out there is a wifi outage until 1:00 p.m. today. Hustled to get ready to go into the office by 7:30 a.m.

And you thought airports were chaotic today. Just wait. 😳 #tsa #ice www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Another scam from the MAGA-verse #Twitter #elonmusk www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

RIP Chuck Norris. The "Chuck Norris joke" was an entire era in high school ~2007. After all, he was the only man who could drown a fish, make onions cry, and divide by zero. #chucknorris