Minneapolis is just better than most places I dont know what to tell you.

If you'd like to follow along with the #Artemis II launch, NASA has a live blog here: www.nasa.gov/blogs/missio... and you can watch the official broadcast on the NASA site here: plus.nasa.gov/scheduled-vi... or on YouTube here: www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...

I'm not crying about the beauty of whales or anything *sniffle*

Every time I see that picture I think of this one

i asked a magic 8 ball if everything was going to be ok and it collapsed in on itself like a dying star is that good

🎵what the world needs now is another remix of Dragula🎶

I've been testing it out 'cause I'm a weirdo but crows are surprisingly responsive to "no, I'm going this way, excuse me"

Gods bless every human who lets me ramble about sci fi shit. I'd give you a spare organ if they weren't all crap*. *It's a joke but also, true.

The idea that bright, wild color is something you outgrow is a damaging lie society tells us. This unspoken rule, that enjoying intense, clashing colors makes you childish, is pure bullshit. The depression palette trend has only gotten worse because it saves corpos money. We gotta end it.

I'm pretty fucking stupid but even I'm not "AI will do it, and better!" kinda stupid

EVERYBODY BETRAYED ME! I FED UP WITH THIS SENATE! O hi, Brutus

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The shipper... (takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose) The shipper chose DHL. (unable to look you in the eye) We don't know when your package will arrive. We may never know.

the hardest part about separating the art from the artist is how i seem to have glued myself to this macaroni picture

It’s big ball chunky time

showing up to a pedicure like

"You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like"

Want to feel old? All the teenagers who used to email Rockstar Games asking why you can't shoot dogs in Grand Theft Auto now work for the federal government

Exactly what happens every time I skip a car commercial

Yesterday I had a song stuck in my head that I actually enjoy I'm remarking on it because it's pretty remarkable for me (Like, today it's Mmmbop)

i'm gonna keep it 100 with you guys i am actually dumb as a fucking rock that got hit over the head by another rock. ya feel me?

I can’t wait to see these shredded by a Toyota hilux from the 80s with a 50 cal mounted on it

I didn't actually get around to watching the first two but going off the picture this is the one where he becomes a worm, right? It's worm time?

Incarcerated people need libraries and libraries need librarians. 📚

Oh, it's still there, it's just no longer free. So I guess, technically, gone.

you know what? fuck you. [un-lavas your lamp]

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

I Miss Crunchy Food

I don't dress up to impress people. I dress up so that if I randomly turn into a ghost, I won't hate the outfit that I'm stuck wearing forever.

In light of Sim saying that he said Orr dealt drugs based on seeing a mystery photo from a mystery person, I think it’s important to reflag this. If this is an uncharitable interpretation, the mayor is free to provide more details of how he ended up seeing such a photo and believing it.

I firmly believe there are people who would still be alive today if not for the government delaying the blanket 30km/hr speed limits for urban areas. More will die while we wait for local councils to act #spéirgorm

I'm healing, nature is healing my stitches came out early cause I'm just too powerful it's all good

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

Gonna tell my kid this is Sugar Ray Then explain to my kid who Sugar Ray was and then explain who Sugar Ray Robinson was And then maybe try to explain who Lit was but by then they're definitely going to be doing something else

Today is David Graeber's birthday. He'd have been 65 years old today. His ideas are still here and his message is more important than ever before which must remind us that a better world is possible.

Yes, Quark, what exactly IS this “Thirsty Thursday” special I keep hearing about? How thirsty am I? Oh, I’d say pretty thirsty—extremely thirsty? Well, I dunno about that I’m pretty hydrated—would I say I’m “a thirsty, thirsty boy”? I mean, I’m a man, but sure—

3rd rock from the sun was pretty good but imagine if they morphed into some kinda mechas when they got stressed out

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

The morning so far

castle cmon man no contest

This is amazing. I love birds!

Funny coincidence this was just below a series of posts about teenage crushes (Age confirmed)

girlfriends with their shampoo vs girlfriends with your sweatshirts

Community Leather Coat Drive Helps Bad Boys In Need https://theonion.com/community-leather-coat-drive-helps-bad-boys-in-need/

googling divorce lawyers so I stop getting valentines jewelry ads

Looks like if I want Lwaxana on a shirt I'm gonna have to make it myself This is gonna be jesus fresco bad

i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron

I still have a year to start my Alan Rickman arc