I hope this Rapture is real. get those freaks outta here so the rest of us can finally have some fucking peace

Phone bill is due TODAY. I cannot lose access to phone service as I rely on it to keep in contact&do face time with some of my sons therapists (he’s asd nonverbal) as well as my internet that’s due in 2 days which gives me access to help so my kids and I can survive while I’m waiting on disability

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

loading my autism shotgun with tylenol shot. get ready for your new video game modding hobby bitch

me when there's a fucking noise. I don't care if you don't hear it, I do. what the fuck is that, it's pissing me off

well that about wraps it up. I'm still overwhelmed and I don't really know what to feel or what to say other than thank you all, again.

sitting at $961/1000 now

just remembered dreaming that an old twitter mutual, who disappeared right before COVID, died. I hope she's doing okay.

honestly those little "i consent!" bubbles are more memorable than any blackout could ever be get fucking loud, motherfuckers

sitting at $961/1000 now

at some point soon I gotta get a pull-up bar and start doing dead hangs or something bc just stretching my arms up over my head feels like half an orgasm rn

B30.2 Mythical cock.

Please give what you can to help Sama'a and her family. Gofund.me/db56c7ce3

Get your copy here! elasticstage.com/ashenheart/r...

uh holy fuck. I just woke up. we're at $789/1000 already. I was honestly expecting this to just languish for weeks and then I'd delete it. having a lot of overwhelming feelings. thank you all.

I've been sitting on this because I don't want to do it, but I guess I'm going to. please help me get a bed. I can't do this anymore.

MEO44 feel like they were cooked up in a lab to annoy me specifically. mask gimmick AND Mormon? you're pulling my dick man. you're yanking my cock

I've been sitting on this because I don't want to do it, but I guess I'm going to. please help me get a bed. I can't do this anymore.

[guy who mainlines 100 hours of US Millitary propaganda per month] did you know jackson pollock was actually a CIA plant?

still absolutely fucking absurd how good everything about this song is. the tension building up to the finale is immaculate. godspeedyoublackemperor.bandcamp.com/track/mladic

Love Bites

IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?

I see you've decided to put an Anna Khachiyan post in front of my only pair of eyes. that will be $10,000 please

I'm the most depressed I've been in a while.

after all, why not? why shouldn't I have another hot chocolate?

man I'm real tired of the word "spice." these people sound like toddlers. I cannot respect anyone who talks this way about art.

now watching:

predicting a TORRENT of backlash against Disney haha lol lmao. anyway

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

think I'm in a "wait for you to get home" type situation with my friend re: watching movies together

Officially the worst and weirdest time I've ever experienced in the US. Congrats kids, I can no longer talk about how post-9/11 was the stupidest time. The points have been reset but the numbers are all frozen at like 999 or -1. "2025" itself is slowly drifing from numbers, currently known as Z-A☐5.

The largest owner of ABC affiliates will run a state-TV style Charlie Kirk Memorial instead of Kimmel this Friday and throughout the weekend:

I think people on the internet should be less cruel and insane about women or die

Emerging - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/8A5pfQ

For the past week during my suspension, Sama'a has been without my platform to boost the fundraising she relies on to keep herself and her family alive. Please dig deep and give what you can as they flee displacement and bombing at the hands of Israel. gofund.me/db56c7ce3

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.

The outpouring of support from readers & colleagues is overwhelming. I can't imagine them coming together like this for a "problematic" trans woman even five years ago. If you want to help me make up the lost income from comics work, you can subscribe to my Patreon. www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

(misgendering myself to join the fun but) there are only 3 I've listened to with any consistency and they are: -Mom Can't Cook! (podcast about Disney Channel Original Movies) -Just King Things (podcast about Stephen King and the good/bad things he does) -What's All This Then (podcast about the UK)

damn. it's only been a week since the Squirt. feels longer

I was really into Cracked for a few years before they were sold to Scripps and the gradual degradation ever since has been sad as hell. look at this. it's like seeing one of those depressed tigers in an enclosure that's too small and doesn’t get cleaned

why did that last gulp of tea make me burst into tears. that doesn't seem normal

the Fleshlight Institute. is this anything

???