Just found my old covid mask at the bottom of my work bag. Think I might wear it round the office to see if it stops people from trying to talk to me.

The problem with capitalism is that eventually the poor people run out of money for the rich people to steal.

When my #Celtic season ticket renewal comes in, I'm going to offer them half the amount, on loan.

Canny believe Andrew Mountbatten committed suicide in prison next week.

Americans, your president is, and has always been how the world views you. Right now, you are all Donald Trump to the world. Ask your friends in Germany (if you still have any) how long it takes to get the stench of a fascist monster off you.

Has Kris Boyd suffered some sort of head injury? Is he... awrite? #Celtic

Sacking Nancy 3 weeks in solves nothing. The manager is a symptom, the board is the illness. #Celtic #DunCel #sacktheboard

I've been thinking about how to fight back against manipulated cost of living and couging. We're told that the market works and the price is only ever what the market will tolerate. I don't think that's been true for a while. I think there's fingers on the scales.

For the first time in my life I might bet AGAINST Celtic tomorrow night. The way things are, I can't think of anything more reliable than my dismal betting record that can get us a win. #Celtic

Gammon. “These refugees and migrants are diluting our culture” Normals. “So you are worried that you are becoming more Ukrainian?” Gammon (Whispers) “No, not them, the brown ones”.

Watching Frankenstein. Honest to God, I'd pay 50 quid to watch Christoph Waltz read the phone book. I'm going to do inglorious again after this.

The Celtic board have handled the AGM and indeed the wider fan relations issue with all the poise and finesse of a junkie falling down an escalator. With the tact and diplomacy of Nigel Farge on 2 grams of prop. #Celtic #AGM

"Americano please." "Do you want milk in that"

This doesn't fit in any toaster I've ever owned. How do they keep getting away with it?

American media companies sacking their talent to placate Trump misunderstand the situation. The problem with fascism is whatever you give them is never enough, they always come back for more. The fascists you surrendered to will forget immediately, the rest of us will remember forever. #Kimmel #ABC

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

Time to boycott the fuck out of everything until the board are gone. Merch, food, cup tickets, the lot. This board get not one penny out of us. We've been conned. #CelticFc

I've been around a while and I've found there are only 3 certainties in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3.

Happy "GERS is a load of made up pish" day everyone. Seems to come round earlier every year.

See when you think about it, Kier Starmer's da WAS a tool maker. He made an absolute fucking tool.

Interesting that Tories consider allowing more people to have a say "rigging the system".

Idea for cheap holiday. 1. Book a flight to America (One way). 2. Have your holiday. 3. Call an ICE agent a total fucking cunt. 4. Free flight home.

Yep. This.👇

BTW, see if I order an Americano and get asked "Black or white?" One more time, some cunt is getting pulled over the counter.

Remember Super Troopers? I've turned it off every time I've tried to watch it, but keep getting told it's a comedy masterclass. After about 10 years I'm trying again, still don't see it. What am I missing? Sorry, it's shite. Someone please explain what I'm missing.

It's getting really tedious watching countries launch unprovoked attacks on other countries and for whatever reason, not seeing them described as the aggressors in the news. It's like gaslighting on the largest scale you can imagine. Was international law ALWAYS just complete fabrication?

Does anyone else that get anxious these days when people phone you. If I could buy a phone that can't make or receive calls I reckon I'd still be a fuckin wierdo, but less stressed.

Trump has maintained for years that when he's in office no country dares to attack another.

The hypocrisy of the highest order.

Based on what we know about Elon, do you imagine that his software is so good it doesn't matter, or do you reckon it's about bringing down the unit cost, and fuck the safety of the people he considers NPCs. I won't tell you what to think.

TRUMP: No Masks, NO MASKS!!! PROUDBOYS:

If America EVER comes to it's senses and re-adopts law and order and sensible leadership (I don't think it ever will) it's going to take them DECADES to understand all the crimes this administration and Elon have *allegedly* commited in borad daylight alone, let alone in secret.

Luke has something to say

Idea for a reality TV show: We gather all the top right wing thought leaders and get them in a room with all of the right wing think tank funders and they have to stay in there with each other for an etire year. Then we don't film it and just chill.

Idea: Severence:! Exactly like the show except I'm not an Inny or an Outy, I just go in a lift and all of this fucking STOPS.

BREAKING: British Government reminds public that posing with a flag is "terrorism" and that arming a genocide is "robust foreign policy"

Deadpool vs Wolverine really missed a trick😂

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-rm!

It seems to me that the best time to rebel, is just before you have no other option. Something to think about. Have you noticed that all the times you've been told the story of the rebels, they are never the "baddies"?

America is a lot like hipsters. Sure, they'll happily change the living status of their presidents.... but not if all the normals are into it.

So will this be the first pope to be strapped in case he need to clip some bozo?