@alyankovic.bsky.social www.facebook.com/watch/?v=152...

For those of you who are Doomscrolling, you’ve found him. Now go do something productive.

The evidence is really piling up… 👀 www.reddit.com/r/videos/com... #Trump #Bubba #MAGA

While I’ll give myself credit for being a talented writer, I am far from being a poet. However, I have been working on a version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas bit by bit as inspiration strikes me. It’s honestly the funniest thing I’ve ever written and I’ve yet to find anyone who doesn’t

Alright so I’m catching with this Trump/Bubba thing. Maybe he was trying to tell us something by playing Y.M.C.A. all the time. #Bubba #Trump

This is the worst cooking video I’ve ever seen. www.facebook.com/100069901901...

I’ll be carrying a ten foot pole to keep these people out of range. #Target #Smile

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but here it is. Stop what you’re doing, take four minutes for yourself, turn the volume ALL the way up, and know that whatever you’re facing… you’ve got this. youtu.be/UKjNVVmLCGQ?...

Every day that you wake up, be happy that you’re alive. No matter what you’re going through it couldn’t be as bad as having a pack of hungry rabid badgers in your pants.

And now… A perky turkey from Albuquerque eating jerky…

My thanksgiving plans have changed. I wanted to smoke a turkey this year but I couldn’t keep it lit.

We now take you live to the White House to get the official statement on tonight’s election results. Credit to @bclev.bsky.social for this brilliant comic.

Last night’s outfit.

youtu.be/W-6Ld4jObok?... Happy Halloween! 🎃

I pause every Thursday at noon PT to sit with anyone who needs to pause, ground & gather themselves. Been teaching mindfulness for 20+ years so don’t worry, I won’t steer you to far into the void! www.eventbrite.com/e/meditation...

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

A Christianity that causes the hungry to go without food, the sick to go without healthcare, the stranger to be mistreated, and God’s creation to be ravaged, all while the greedy and cruel satisfy their every desire, is a Christianity that can no longer claim to follow Christ.

I’m sitting here having a few thoughts of my High School years. Am I the only person who still remembers FLUX magazine? #FluxMagazine #Flux #90s

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

🎃 Happy spooky season horror fam. #Halloween #HorrorFam

youtu.be/TN-pXWHqAAM?... Me if I was ever kidnapped

@aewontv.bsky.social @allelitewrestling.com Orange Cassidy is the living embodiment of Joe Cool. #OrangeCassidy #JoeCool #Snoopy

I know a lot of you are stressed, sad, or just worried about tomorrow. But at least your asshole isn’t on fire, so you’ve got that going for you. #PositiveThinking

Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago

Heeeey, we're moving to a nicer place. We just gotta break our lease to do it. Any help would be appreciated! www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-br...

@kellimaroney.bsky.social www.facebook.com/100044482627...

Hey @bsky.app I’ve been an adult since 1996. You have my birthday data on file. I am not sharing sensitive information that could be used to steal my identity with a third party that I don’t know, don’t trust, and offers no assurance they’ll protect my data. #KWS

My inner thoughts this morning? Sheena is… a punk rocker… Sheeenaaa is… a punk rockerrr…

I want to amplify this so I’m sharing again. 🙏🏻💜🙏🏻

I just got kicked off my health insurance. Apparently sticking a t-Rex toy up your ass before a colonoscopy and humming the theme to Jurassic Park during the procedure isn’t “the kind of nonsense we tolerate here” Like how was I supposed to know that?

Here’s a few things I’d like to see: A death metal barbershop quartet. Tag team football games. Mufflers that function like kazoos. For thirty seconds every coffee in the world tastes exactly like pizza then returns to normal. #FreeFloatingThoughts #TimelineCleanser

I don’t know what’s more cliche at this point: Falling for a false “look behind you” or not believing a “look behind you” because you think it’s false.

How about a #TimelineCleanser ? Um.. I said I wanted a FULL SIZED Hershey bar. 😒

For cancer victims and their friends and families everywhere…

…ten thousand fish in the AIIIIIRRR….! #Disturbed #TenThousandFish

Never in the course of human history has anyone ever said “aw fuck!” and it meant something good.

Legend has it if you stare at Miami’s head coach long enough you can see the future… 🔮 #MiamiHurricanes #NotreDame

The world is heavy. I’ll be holding space for some light to enter our hearts together. Tomorrow noon PT.