she invented being my mother

he’s talking about me btw

Grow your bush next 🤤🤤🤤

got promoted at work but feel miserable at home do you think if i just die instead my cats would eat me

what i leave on dl trade:

i wish i could be strong without the scheiße

call me sweet ⭐️ honey ⭐️ buckiin the way he’s stuck in me all night

JIFFY CORN BREAD BOOTY CORN FED BODY ROLLS AT THE RODEOOOOO

IVE BEEN THE ICE IVE HEEN THE FLAME IVE BEEN THE PRIZE THE BALL AND CHAIN IVE BEEN THE DICE THE MAGIC 8 SO IM NOT AFFECTED

hehehehe

new lock screen teehee

this song has actual drugs in it im convinced

I DONT WANNA FEEL I DONT WANNA CRY SO IM GONNA DANCE UNTIL I FEEL ALRIGHT

chromatica ii being in my top ten of all time is sending me a little bit

when ur being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw

have to go back to work today and really, really do not fucking want to

always been country

I need my ass ate, to be choked, and an order from Popeyes with extra Mardi Gras mustard 🥺

this reads what it sounds like to listen to the non-explicit version of albums

atlanta i am in you

I’m still here

HEY BABY WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS I SMELL THAT FRAGRANCE ON YOUR LOUIS KNIT BOY GIVE MY FAT ASS A BIG KISS BOY TONIGHT IM FUCKING UP ALL YA SHIT BOY

if not beating myself off i can be found bearing my mile time at the gym (post-surgery and recovery)

not for nothing but it was leg day and i killed it on the stair master so this ass is looking NICE

i would never sin again if i could just have one, extremely sin filled night with a very few select men.

Idk if there’s a full moon or if mercury is in the microwave, I just know I’m feral

does anyone wanna come over and froth at hot men with me

the hair specifically on the inside of a man’s thigh makes me so

rewatching american horror story and i need evan peters so bad holy fuck

looking at myself in the reflection of the screen on the stair master singing ballads to myself because every little muscle in my ass and legs is burning

one day someone is going to see this in their ap human geography FRQ and wish they didn’t have to talk about gay culture

need him so bad

16 years ago history began

16 years ago today, Lady Gaga released “Paparazzi.”

my earrings are 1mm which is actually the exact same size as my hole

also idk if i’m really vibing with kesha’s new album which is kinda embarrassing to admit idk just doesn’t feel right to me

endlessly disappointed that it feels like we’ll never get justice for high road on a setlist 😭😭 like that’s kesha’s magnum opus mind you

“mama reacted ‘🩷’ to an image”

virgin gives melodramas older sister me likes

noah fence but benson boone music sounds like it belongs in a lego bionicle commercial iykyk

the beast is a classic example of gaga songs that belong in a hall of fame but little monsters don’t care about because it’s no shake your ass club hit

stupid love the iconic lead single you are

has anyone ever told anna wintour she has a fuck ass bob and if no can i be the first

good morning gay people only

i love every single song on something beautiful on their own but every time i try to listen to them straight through on the album im bored

just got voluntold i have to check my bag because of a full flight at the gate fuck my gay life

my brothers car is shading kesha…

rabbits: