HAPPY MONDAY

Marriage tip: if, the day before your husband returns from a week long work trip, he texts you asking if you made his favorite Christmas cookie… you drop everything and make the cookies

Most underrated HBO miniseries of the last five years? We Are Who We Are

Saturday’s are for feeling unmoored

Opening day of REDS, 12/4/81

Just drove to LAX and back (approx 48 miles round trip) in 46 minutes…. Powerful start to the week

What was that?

Made it through 5 min of the gay hockey show before I had to turn it off. I’m horny, but not horny enough to endure whatever the fuck that is… the GIFs/screenshots are enough 🙏

It happened to me: our new tv broke on Black Friday

I’m feasting

Nothing better than when a survivor season hits its stride…

Entrepreneurship is a lifestyle not a career

What have you done for me lately ?

Sunday calls for Akerman

There’s something so ick to me about adult men who post a lot about pop stars

The new 4k eyes wide shut looks gorgeous I cannot wait to get my hands on it

Caption

I’ll never sniff his balls :(

Hot people everywhere are watching Pluribus !!

Accidentally fell in love with a new tote bag that I absolutely must have :/

If the Saturday doesn’t start before 7am I don’t want it

busy few days

I’m building a community of high vibe business minded men that want to fuck each other

lmfao

vacation thirst trap industrial complex

I’ll do just about anything but I am not clapping to the beat at a concert

Wednesday gig last night rocked my shit in the way only live music can. Now it’s a gym > dog walk > new Jafar Panahi > chores > Waxahatchee/Rilo Kiley show kind of Saturday

As a cute-but-not-sexy person, I am the first to admit how vital we are to the gym ecosystem

I’m seeing a new Kelly Reichardt movie tonight

Happy Thursday to all you suckers

We’re so back

Good morning let’s get this bread

Tucked in

Be cool BE COOL

All I want for Christmas are a couple well tailored suits to wear to functions that don’t warrant formal wear

Lock in challenge failed but I’m having fun so I guess that’s life

Brought my mom to the gym so she can finally see what a mid gay guy I am

Mentally I’m here

The summer I turned faggy

Fagcent Dylan O’Brien save me

Seated for Dylan o’Brien gay twin movie (?)

I may not have juicy pecs… I may not have big biceps… I may not have thick thighs…. Wait where was I going with this

The first bit of Tarantino I ever saw was Chapter 7: The Cruel Tutelage of Pai Mei… a high school English teacher showed us that part and that part only. No idea what the lesson was…

Last night