The new season of “loot” just begun and I’m sad I haven’t met Maya Rudolph and had a cameo. Sh—should I cosplay her? Is that something anyone would ever want? Do I want it? I mean I love a kaftan…

Alright. Since there’s so much media happening and I’m mad I’m not apart Of it. Imma have to try to get… bluesky famous…? Is that even a thing yet…? Ugh. Effort.

My cat when I talk some shit:

With my set rule in mind: I wish every Nazi a very Charlie Kirk first stop on their national tour… I hope the day they have is half as deserving.

Also I’m calling for everyone to give mention of Charlie Kirk until end of day Friday… get it all out. Do whatever you wanna do. Then never utter his name again. Let’s dig that grave so deep we forget it ever existed. Nothing new can be said. There are no more hot takes. Let’s bury it.

Let’s shift gears away from Charlie Kirk to Jeffrey Star. Personally I don’t think anyone should be “famous” for the fact that they once were “famous”. Do something useful. Be an actual talent. It’s kindof like how you shouldn’t stay friends with someone only because you WERE friends one time.

The anger over Charlie Kirk being quoted verbatim is just further proof that the right conflate freedom of speech with freedom from consequences of said speech

Vote for me: turmoil for President.

At this point just write me in as your pick for president. I’ll be authoritarian. But ethically… Nazis will be euthanized. Guns will be strongly regulated. Women will have full autonomy. Men with great tits will not be allowed to wear shirts unless it causes a safety issue.. honestly I’d slay.

Maybe I’ve just been seeing “the lost boys” show up around me lately but Diane Wiest is so comforting. First a lady came into my job wearing a lost boys t shirt. Then “people are strange” played on Pandora. Then Diane Wiest showed up in one of my favorite shows. I feel that’s a sign of something….

The “horror” should be the school children being slaughtered almost every day… and this is from me. Who is irritated by children…. Me who thinks cats are better. But no go on talk about the sorrow you have for a literal Nazi.

Honest disagreement is fine for pizza toppings. Not basic human rights.

The fact that the only viable democratic candidate wants to “honor” Charlie Kirk’s memory makes me want to Nepal this whole situation…. Remember remember the 10th of September. No matter what straight male whiteness outweighs actual fairness yet again.

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All imma say is “HAAAAAAAAAAY…” youtu.be/MYl6_bNv7as?...

alien earth reminds you: GO WASH YIUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WATER BOTTLE IMMEDIATELY.

Happy dragon con to all who celebrate!!

But as I’ve said for years: never trust any man who was famous in the 90s.

They equate everything to sex. Not even sexuality. Sex. Like have you ever misgendered a labradoodle in a park? They loose their minds. It’s not because the dog gives a shit or even knows any better.

Until I’ve seen evidence to the contrary: the reason heteros get so upset about seeing queer people in media is because they are OBSESSED with genitals. Everyone’s genitals. Your genitals. Their genitals. Strangers genitals. GENITALS.

Everyday I pull into work and there’s a cyberdumpster wrapped in blue vinyl is sitting there and I have an uncontrollable urge to vandalize it. I’ll wait tho.

What is even happening anymore..?

Breaking news: the worst possible Chris who does everything in his power to remain terrible is terrible.

I am making a conscious effort to use this platform again… no promises but let’s see how this shakes out

Has anyone asked James Gunn about his plans for Dexx-Starr? Like lobo is cool and all but here’s what I’m waiting for:

Happy #SpidermanDay 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!

I already binge watch “King of the hill” on a regular basis. I have ALOT of feelings on the murder of Jonathan Joss. I really don’t even know where to start. Suffice to say I’m angry and saddened by these events.

Something about #WorldGothDay fun fact: I’m goth every day so I can be late…..

#anime #animememe #animememes #sailormoon

Don’t mind me. Just working up the courage to apply acetone to white fabric in hopes of removing superglue…. Paranoid checking every surface for residual dye or pigment from literally anything else at least seventeen times. Lemme go wash my hands again to be safe.

“They weren’t part of the nomenclature” yeah cuz Yanno… science progresses and new words are assigned meaning. that’s literally how language works. When Katy Perry is done can yall launch me into space? Don’t worry I don’t need a return flight.

That rich gay couple and their twink they won’t shut up about….

Listen… all imma say about this Kanye shit is: why does this bitch WANT to be associated with fucking a Nazi?

For all those fake nerds mad about Shala Bel—- I wanna point out my favorite herald of Galactus: Frankie Ray. Nova.

Easy boy. You’re fogging up my karma. #GoofyMovie #BeretGirl #anniversary

Hey bluesky. Sorry I’ve been terrible about updating you. That being said: go watch “the Parenting” Parker Posey is at her Parker Posiest. Wigs on wigs on wigs.

Dear Marvel, GIVE ISAIAH BRADLEY HIS OWN MOVIE!!!!!!

That voyager episode where they’re fighting Nazis…. It’s fucking WILD how long we’ve been fighting Nazis.

I haven’t been this excited for a movie in a very long time! Susan looks FANTASTIC.

If you see this, post a fictional artist/ band that you would love to see live. 🐈

I legitimately want to cosplay both Andy and Quesa Poblana from “Invincible fight girl”. The design of this show is absolutely perfect.

Introduce yourself as a TV character:

Nightspider! #catTax #cosplay #drag #magfest

Face it Tiger, you hit the jackpot. #nightspider #feliciaHardy #blackCatNineLives #magfest #cosgala

Gearing up for #magfest this weekend! Styling hair and prepping costumes today! #Drag #cosplay #nonsese #nightSpider

I need this Cheetara figure. SHE COMES WITH A WIG REVEAL!!!!!! also battle-cat-man makes me have confusing feelings….

PATSY!!!!!!