the goddamn british arrested the pedophile formerly known as prince and here we all are, letting the pedo president poorly launder our tax money doing fuckall about it we used to be a proper country, etc.

maybe i'll go do some alanis karaoke tonight, i feel grumpy and that might help vent some spleen

I have obtained a letter of marque and reprisal from a small landlocked Caucasian breakaway republic, I have access to the family rowboat and am in the process of buying several axes, so I would hardly say it's correct to label me "unemployed".

me the first day it hits 40f°: hell yeah, i don't need a coat, just my cardigan and big scarf! and i can wear stockings today! anyway, this place will warp you in ways you cannot even imagine

generally speaking i like being a server that said, i am so, SO tired of butt rock

i don't think god is sending his best and/or brightest on his war against abortion, you know? got a good chuckle out of this dipshit wearing this bullshit inside out all day

to my table that racked up a $130 tab and left no tip: 1) you're tacky and i hate you 2) bet that i WILL recognize your face next time

pistachio cheesecake brownies from my favorite local café

It's obviously good that citizens with smartphones can create multiple records of these shootings and undercut propaganda and government lies about them. But I find it a little deranging that being an informed news consumer in 2026 requires watching what are essentially snuff videos in slow-mo.

buy a respirator or gask mask now, before they restrict them from public access without having to register or show id to buy one.

taking the high road right into a hole six feet deep

rip to the tuscan chicken soup i made that my spouse left out on the counter all fucking day, it was delicious the one time i got to actually eat any

sold all my old pokemon cards to my gen z coworker for a cool $500 tonight, can i get a w in the chat

had the day off, so supper turned out pretty good tonight: pork tonkatsu with katsu sauce + kewpie mayo, with onions, scallions, and beaten eggs cooked in dashi + black garlic soy sauce + mirin, over rice

in our next house we HAVE to have something not a galley kitchen because if there are two people in here it is a nightmare of him constantly in my goddamn way

another late luteal phase inner nostril zit, i swear to god this might be what sends me over the edge

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

NEW: These are ICE agents removing evidence from the shooter's home. They are not DOJ, they are Jonathan Ross's friends and coworkers, not DOJ. This agent removing Ross's personal computer was reported yesterday Jan 9 for boxing in a volunteer and telling them "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"

sucks seeing my late father-in-law's name attached to a chode in the headlines, genuinely

if a man thinking i'm a "fucking bitch" is all it takes to justify shooting me in the face to death, i'm going to get even worse than i already am. that's a threat AND a promise.

it's what they always say under their breath when they think you can't hear, or it's the look in their eyes while they splutter in rage but know better than to say anything aloud. he recorded himself saying the quiet part out loud after he shot her because she wasn't afraid of him

even worse than it looked in the first place. having been called a "fucking bitch" many, many times -- ugh, my skin is crawling

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Another image that sums up the protest.

would love to fill in the "american tradcaths schism from rome" or "highly visible catholic asshole is excommunicated" squares on my 2026 bingo

If you're feeling overwhelmed, you can just go to the search bar on this app and put in "Jeremy's salad" and do whatever the opposite of doom scrolling is. 💕

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

The man who killed Renee did it on camera, from multiple angles, with no hesitation. He felt he could do so with impunity, because ICE agents have been allowed to kill people with impunity so far.

per the bbc the victim is a 37 year-old white woman (just like i am, coincidentally) there were kids' toys in the car, you can see them what the FUCK, i'm so disgusted

takes some pretty galaxy brained genius to do something like that in the city where george floyd was murdered, this feels incendiary

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

shot a woman in the face in broad daylight while she was trying to turn around and get away minneapolis will not take that lying down, i know that for damn sure

i feel like i'm gonna puke yet i am also hungry but afraid to risk it .___.

i'm really not Doing Super Great right now and idk how to fix it so if anyone has suggestions, i'm listening

a video of two sugar gliders running on a wheel set to "ride of the valkyries" made me laugh so hard i am c r y i n g, holy shit

bad: been at work almost two hours, have had one (1) table okay: watching the mummy on one of the bar tvs, they tipped 30%

oh no

protip: if you forget your torches, folding knives, and syringes in your hotel room don't cop any fucking attitude with the hotel staff when you're trying to get your shit back

merry toyotathon, everyone

oooooh i didn't even see there's a new hardcore history, yayyyyy

the most perpetually annoyed girlie you've ever encountered

my eyebrows are in my hairline right now, jfc

erika kirk looks truly demonic in a way only protestant white women can

Incredible timing that Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are co-starring in a movie when the former's press quotes are like "I Googled racism last night and it turns out it's a thumbs down" and the latter's are like "Voltaire said we must strangle the last king with the bowels of the last priest”

perks of new cocktail serving gig: walk out with cash at the end of a shift employee toilet has heated seat + bidet

holy fucking shit 600mg of ibuprofen deep and cramps are still so bad i'm sweating four more hours to go here, quick dinner break, then back on from 8p.m. to 2 a.m. h e l p

my coworker looked at me with what i can only describe as awe when i informed him that i had an og gameboy as a kid (i got the color eventually but i started gaming before that existed lmao)

consider the very thin lines separating a fandom from a cult and you're on to something