Definitely in that weird mindspace where I oscillate between being extremely depressed and wanting to talk about my extremely sexualized OCs

I have no idea how I am supposed to have a job in 5 years

Well, I am back home after a long trip so I’ll be getting back to my commissions this week!

Sometimes I feel like I have a “special” kink. Like, the character needs to be special. If that character is made irrelevant then am not excited about them anymore

Too much travel anxiety to stream this week, apologies to those who were looking forward to it!

Kobolds, while cooperative in appreciating their dragon idols, can become uncharacteristically sectarian when costuming gets involved...

Waiting to meet the person who’s into women with impossibly huge breasts because they’re actually into superhuman core and back muscles.

Growing up, I never liked the furries that made Simba or Nala-sonas, because back then I didn’t know I was in the furry closet and additionally, I didn’t acknowledge how much I was a Shenzi simp.

10. I’m terrifying. Tennifying. Everyone keeps saying they are 5 or less. Nah-uh. Y’all are also scary. If you were less scary and less scared of me we’d all be friends.

I can fix him

Literally how my brain works

Hang on, is this horse’s whole gimmick is that they have a huge sexy ass?

I am opening for commissions! Please check out the link for more details: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1123...

Whoops, posted a reply to a squeaky clean, commercial art account. Gotta stay in my lane

Oh how I wish goodra wasn’t dripping with boogers

Tyco watching you eat the sandwich he made for you, just in case you don’t want it.

You know who I hate? John Murder. The man who invented killing people. Have you heard of him?

Cindy and her photographer boyfriend Hux are trying to get some internet Halloween meme attention with a sexy photoshoot!

Wanted to post an alignment-system discussion regarding DnD but then I remembered the kids aren’t into that nowadays

We as furries were too successful at colonizing Bluesky I think.

Kanto Milfs :3 #furry #furryart #milf

I couldn’t be a high school art teacher because I’d fail too many students for being chucklefucks

To maximize misery on social media, they should give you an alert when someone who follows you gets more followers than you, and then also when people stop following you. Then they should be a golden fanfare alert when someone followed you, gained more followers than you, and then unfollowed you.

I am soothed by compassionate stupidity, but cured by intelligent kindness

Is there a safe way to get commissions now? Any methods people can share to protect myself?

I will be opening a waitlist for commissions soon. Be on the lookout for an official announcement!

The older I get, the more impressed I am at anything getting done

AI has proven itself to be the internet's cancer. This is not hyperbole. AI is the metaphysical manifestation of cancer.

I just don’t want to eat out anymore.

I pity every person who can’t enjoy cheese

Don’t call Bluesky posts tweets. Call them bloots. Don’t call it retweets, call it rebloot Don’t call it likes, call it butts

I say soda for your benefit, not mine.

Invader Zim has proven itself evergreen with their depictions of the human race as slobbering, lazy, screaming idiots with a select few being lucid enough to understand their surroundings. Who are then also crazy.

Oh, to be a tube, and to fill oneself full of all the popcorn and soda I could imagine...

Once you acknowledge the pointlessness of correcting someone with 10x followers than you on social media, you understand the hopelessness of modern society

I am not really interested in non-furry fandom characters anymore. As in, I can’t care less about any media franchise. Yes, I like some stuff, but, I can’t care. Something broke in me years ago so now I much rather play imagination with people over the internet.

Waiting to see a rat anthro brux and boggle in art somewhere in the fandom and freak out their partner, who isn’t a rat person

It breaks my heart to think that my own sonas wouldn’t be my friends

Every character I illustrate is consenting, and, no one gets hurt even if it looks like they are because it’s special effects (illustrated). They also aren’t getting hurt because they aren’t real.

I will go back to FA before I go back to Twitter

The future will divide us into two populations: The Thinks, and The Thinks-Not.

I would cancel things, but I’ve never subscribed.

I made the mistake of answering spam/scam phone calls as “The Grapist” from WKUK and now they won’t stop calling me all day long

Do people still like animated gifs for commissions? I could make animated gifs for ppl if they toss coin

Especially since past experience bite you. Still waiting for mine… you know who you are.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

On a lighter note… Halloween costume has been chosen! Stay tuned!

When you talk to your… less educated American friends/coworkers/family about politics, frame your causes as they would affect theirs. They are empathetically illiterate, victims of a system that punish rational thought. Even if it means telling a slight white lie. Because then they’ll have to learn

I want that model of phone, NOW!