I have a demon tooth that needs to be removed from my skull sooner rather than later, so I'm finally opening up for regular commissions again! If you are interested, please fill out this form => forms.gle/xpj5qH4TCSgb...

And some ScottCalico memery as well

Post a meme made by you Orerrorerrroerroerroerroerro

Tummy-Dwelling Internet Ghost

...You REMEMBER Steve, right? From the tumblr era of asks? Very important character?? Many appearances (1)? Wuhoh, it's another Trev situation here!!

The years have not been kind to Steve Calico, the guy that they were definitely thinking of when they wrote that assortment of words. They've put him in hot water with his girlfriend Yvette. He'll be unconscious before she calms down and figures out they DO probably mean somebody else.

Should probably be undusting the dust-encrusted roster 8{ Some of them didn't even get an introduction yet, let alone a character page, ffs X^x

Belated Golden Week. Not only is it late, it's not enough gold. Sesille is disappoint 😤

Something that hits me with the oofs was hearing that the — is a telltale that the writer's an AI. Meanwhile I've been dropping ALT+numpad0151's since the 1990s and have a library of those codes committed to memory & use them on the regular ó^ò ╬═┼ oº´`º·¤~ — - ☺ P I N G A S ☺- — ~¤·º`´ºo ┼═╬

I hope Master Shake says "Do A Barrel Roll"

At some point I'm gonna have to set aside like a whole month to draw fanart of all the various characters I want to lash out at every day 😭 Just ninja them at people who are probably not expecting it and hope that they like it.

Crystal FINALLY has a nsfw ref 😮‍💨Could have sworn I drew one awhile back but apparently not!

Flags Activated, Page 17 Life has many doors 🚪

Flags Activated, Page 17 Life has many doors 🚪

how an artist draws their characters vs how they draw themselves.

Important safety presentation. He spent 10 minutes delicately talking about the physics involved to avoid mentioning anything that would imply she's too massive for them to do this so recklessly. She wasn't paying attention to any of that and moved on to enticing him to get on with it. (They will)

2-character colored sketch for Dracour Sink into the coilzone

1-character colored sketch for A-Side Benson might've already won a few fights

Post-Easter-Special comic, wherein Tevy takes up 107% of the couch. Sure, tell the kittyblob about the infinity chocolate hack. She'll be very normal about it. Next year. Foreboooode...

The last set of P🟥A🟧S🟨T🟩E🟦L🟪S🟫! Happy Easter~

Yoshis~ For MrPersoncat, James, and Texansoda

Yoshi Day, today! All Yoshis 1PM EST picarto.tv/GERYTHEDRAGON

There's been a cocoa shortage *for years* and nobody's doing ANYTHING about it Harumph and thumph🐇💥

The bunny rabbit was telling the truth though. He likes round tummies *from the outside*, but NOT being gobbled up & stuck inside a squishy squeezy claustrophobic environment that's probably trying to melt him to moosh. Not sure why he stepped in to answer that, they clearly WEREN'T asking him 🙄

Oh and I guess it comes with all this other unimportant stuff too, like Discord community access, higher resolution for a lot of stuff I post, WIP's and unposted work, 5-pages-ahead of the Flags Activated comic—stuff like that. patreon.com/scottcalico

I've been told I should advertise my Patreon more but I don't know much about making ads. Threats seem to work well though. Like & Subscribe now, or Sluggy might get dropped. Wave to the internet, Sluggy! …Or do they NOT CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE??? This post sponsored by great tasting Morton Salt.

Might as well toss some prior years' April Annual Activities™ here as well. Volume warning 8D

The first set of P🟥A🟧S🟨T🟩E🟦L🟪S🟫! With more on the way

Even Later Warning: Oh right and watch out for these too. All pictures must be in pastel colors only.

Kaa Day stream results! Crayon-drawing Kaa's go to MrPerson, Fossenkallen, and Dracour

What do you mean, "It's Kaa Day"...? Oh no.

It still manages to fit all these years!

OC Crossover piece for Max Beach episode time for Max & Tevy. And also Scott, who probably got lost trying to get Tevy another sandwich. He succeeded in getting sandwich'd, I guess D:

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

When things are going bad IRL and the inexplicable course of action being taken is just making it worse, I feel like somewhere, someone's chanting "That's not enough! We demand MORE asbestos! MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!"

Scott made this in its entirety. The original was a flash animation that played the animation randomly, but with flash dead, this is the mp4 version that plays them all in order. However, FA has a flash emulator, so you can still check out the flash version here, www.furaffinity.net/view/30883831/

Get eaten by a wolf. 🎨: @scottcalico.bsky.social (2019)

They said it wouldn't be every year. This feels like every year :c Worst holiday ever

Asks # 10 11 & 12 No fair, that's cheating. I call cheating :C (Repost, sorry)

OC Crossover for Alex Kay, who gifted their prize to Reykreyth Skye. She and Gery are keeping warm with some very large bowls of hot cocoa

OC Crossvover auction piece for Keinertu... BOTH of them are seemingly prepping for hibernation. Maybe not entirely safe to help deplete food sources around Elenor...

Resharing this old favourite by @scottcalico.bsky.social 💙 Buttercups always been a favourite character of mine, I thought it'd be appropriate to feed her treats as sweet as she is! 🥰

plushies with yotewife @vanillayote.bsky.social 💜💜💜 by @scottcalico.bsky.social , via krysto c:

I remember flash hit its EOL and they stopped its distribution entirely. I wish FA would still let you upload submissions in SWF format—maybe if they agree to some 'I promise not to inject malicious code into my stuff' requirement 6.67 Nothing quite replaced Flash. Adobe can't be hated enough :T

Hey all. I'm not normally one to link to outside stuff, but I have a friend who needs some help and a few bucks sent their way. If you have anything to spare, please send it to Hally so she can get home. gofund.me/9c5257e53

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INCONSOLABLE. In fact you're not even allowed to look at her, it's too embarrassing--go away please, spa professionals only. Most snakes aren't interested in food when they're going through a shedding, but she might remember the kind gesture and thank you later. Somehow >^>

Remember that one crazy tall chick in college who kept getting arrested? All obsessed with that buff celebrity who used to be on TV? Got a restraining order? She mellowed out over the years, but now she's HUGE. Works at the library, kinda quiet, dates guys, but strangely always single? Whoa mama