Republicans never got over the fact that they lost the civil war and were made into legal equals with their former slaves. And before any MAGAs come in about the Dixiecrats, which party in 2026 USA has Confederate flags on their cars and fights to preserve Confederate memorials? Republicans.

Jesus Christ said that wealthy men will not enter Heaven (specifically, that it is easier to lead a camel through the eye of a sewing needle), and Jesus would know, being God incarnate on Earth and all. So no, Donald Trump will never see Heaven, as per God.

Anyone who says Republicans are fiscally responsible is lying to you all of the time.

*Waits with popcorn for gerrymandered Republican districts to vote for Democrats anyway* This is gonna be epic.

Sometimes, I think about those streams that disappear underground, never to be seen again. We dump loads of rubber duckies and floaty balls down them, for science, and never see them again. Somewhere deep underground, there are rubber duckies floating in the dark.

We need to put down the Republican Party so hard that the Confederacy stays dead forever.

Once you have a million dollars, you stop qualifying as human. Once you hit that point, your soul evaporates. You're a demon now.

The great (horrific) thing about waging a war to "destroy Iran's nuclear ambition" is you can just keep saying Iran still has nuclear ambition every time the Epstein Oligarchs running the Military Indistrial Complex feel they don't have enough figures in their bank accounts, no matter what is true.

Conservatives try to scare people by saying raising taxes will make the Epstein Oligarchs pull out of a state like that is a bad thing. If raising taxes will make millionaires and billionaires leave, then let's make their marginal tax rate 100%!

Shame that Boomers spent their lives basking in greed and selfishness. We could have had a functioning society without them.

If you still tolerate Republicans in your life, you're a MAGA, too.

Dear Democrats, You don't actually have to represent the interests of Republicans in your district. They would never represent yours, not in a million years. Republicans are openly violent enemies of democracy and freedom. Fuck 'em. Sincerely, People who aren't collaborators and sympathizers

Israel is the most openly genocidal state in human history, but it is antisemitic if you point it out.

The USA's two-party system is stupid, and USAers should feel stupid for accepting it.

Sometimes, I just want to throw my phone across the room and shatter it against the wall, but then I realize that I wouldn't be able to interface with modern society properly without it, and I think civilization may have already failed.

There isn't going to be a BLM 2020 style mass uprising against Trump this time. Liberals have made it explicitly clear that active resistance is not allowed when resisting Trump.

When Republicans say they want freedom of speech, what they really mean is they want it to be illegal to talk back at them when they spout their bigoted nutter-butter nonsense.

I'm enjoying laughing at all the crying Republicans whose friends and family won't take them back. Funny thing about screeching for bloody civil war and the extermination of your political opposition and immigrants. It changes the way normal people see you. Cry more MAGAs. Go out like a Nazi. 😭👈

Republicans went from "don't have children you can't afford" to "there aren't enough teenage mothers," and they want people to believe they aren't a party of pedophiles.

I'm against the Ten Commandments in classrooms on separation of church and state grounds, but maybe it would be good for little Republican children to be reminded that God commands them not to kill, commit adultery, steal, and lie every day. They sure as hell aren't being taught that at home.

If you needed proof that the UK taught the USA everything it knows, they just put Reform fascist extremist into power because what matters most to them is white supremacy and racism, just like in all of the colonies they birthed. European colonialism is the ongoing worst disaster in human history.

It is time to wipe out the Confederacy again. This time, PERMANENTLY.

Republicans love having billionaires around because the Republican dream is to have one of their livestock children harvested by the Epstein oligarchy to be raped and eaten by their betters.

it’s such failing state vibes that the response to systematic disenfranchisement of black people in republican states is the systematic disenfranchisement of republican voters in democratic states — and that this is currently the wisest course of action

The biggest problem with Western societies is that white people have been steeped in violent racism for millenia.

If you are wondering why the Dems are so gd ineffective at resisting Trump’s fascism, know that historically, libs always support fascists. Fascism is capital’s last-ditch attempt to restore its control over society. Libs are capitalists. Thus they are actually fine with fascism.

It's very frustrating living in a country where the Republicans are given a free pass by the courts and by the media to do whatever deranged dangerous bugfuck batshit they want, but when Democrats make any change at all, the media hamstrings them and then the courts brain them with a cinder block.

UK Labour-ites are discovering the lesson Democrats already had to learn the hard way: You can't, as a party with a left-wing base, put forward candidates putting forward right-wing policy and expect your voters to keep turning out. That is a recipient for de-energizing the base.

A reminder for liberals that you have to put forward candidates that will inspire people to turn out to vote. If you heap piles of right-wing shit onto the ballot, you're going to turn off your voter base and people will stay home. FAFO if you want the far-right fascists to win.

Liberals, you get the votes you push policy for. What else is there to say? Don't push rightoid weirdo policies if you want to keep left-wing voters. It really is that simple.

Is the Labour Party ready to oppose the Genocide for Greater Israel yet? How about supporting Trans rights? You get the votes you draft policy for.

I don't get why the Starmer Labour stans are so angry. They're going to get right-wing policies just like they wanted!

Dear Liberals, The best way to demobilize your base is to embrace right-wing policies to appeal to right-wingers. Right-wingers already have a party, and you're going normal people the ick. Sincerely, A bunch of progressives who you seem to hate more than the Nazi-extremist right for some reason

To me, the funniest variety of nonvoter scolds are the "make voting mandatory" types. Like forcing everyone to vote for your horrible person or their horrible person will change anything. People will still spoil their ballot out of spite if they hate their options. Try sending good candidates.

I'm hearing Starmer and his Labour Party are finding out after spending a couple years fucking around with rightoid weirdo policies.

Say it again for the Democrats in the US!

Donald Trump thinks he gets to decide when the war is over? Buddy, you're Israel's goyim slave now. 😂

If all Democrats aren't acting like Mamdani, then the Democratic Party is a useless dinosaur that should be taken out back and shot.

Thought other politicians just hated Mamdami's guts so much because of racism, but he seems to be setting the kind of standards they Really don't want to meet so maybe he scares the shit out of them because he's showing everyone how easy it would be to actually do their damn jobs

Killing a capitalist is a victimless crime.

Countries with significant traditional and nuclear weapons stockpiles: US, Russia, Israel. Countries currently actively bombing and attacking sovereign nations for their own gain: US, Russia, Israel. I'm not convinced that any of them are in the right, or holding the moral position.

Everyone is paying more for everything thanks to the Republican Party's dumbass war, but Donald Trump is very excited to tell us about all the useless vanity projects he wants to waste our tax dollars on.

The biggest problem with Republicans is that they'll still be Republicans when Trump is gone.

The neoliberal project of gamifying society has convinced lots of people that the key to survival is just learning how to play the game better than everyone else. It’s a moral rot.

People will see all of the blatant stock manipulation that Trump is doing around oil prices and still argue that capitalism is a legitimate, merit-based institution that deserves to be preserved. It does not.

I can't wait to pay Trump's illegal tariffs on food since US farmers aren't planting because Trump made fertilizer too expensive with his illegal war of aggression against Iran. Anyone who voted for Trump has lost the right to complain forever.

Donald Trump wanted to be president because he was never able to earn any real respect, so he thought the office would give him respect by default. And now everyone on the world stage is telling him to fuck off, because he was never respectable. Donald Trump profanes the USA just by being alive.

I keep hearing about regretful Republicans and I'm gonna need them to do less whining about not being welcomed back into the fold of normal people, and a little more begging to avoid the righteous justice that will fall on the head of every MAGA voter.

US Department of Justice and Supreme Court: "Sorry! We can't prosecute the billionaires and politicians in the Epstein files who raped and ate children because we're too busy making Jim Crow great again!" In case anyone was wondering what kind of nation the United States of America is.

When you disenfranchise Republican voters, freedom and democracy win. Nazis can eat the shit they deserve. They gave up their right to be treated as people.