The Taylor swift Toy Story song is, surprisingly, quite good and catchy.

Got new glasses 🤓

Dave Filoni needs to be…fired? Exiled? Frozen in Carbonite?

So glad I gave up on Euphoria halfway through season 2. Everything past that wonderful first season seems like such a waste!

Some f*g must have the aux at the gym. We’re 2 Hillary Duff in a row!

Coworker thought I was turning 27 💅

I swear the verge keeps making their website more and more unusable! And I’m a paid member!

It’s hard (but not impossible) to do an Akira slide on an e-bike.

Made it to the gym please clap

Beck is just chilling 😎

Should I get back into overwatch now that there’s a native switch 2 version?

Someone talk me out of (or into) the AirPod Max 2

Wait their last NAME is soprano??

Something something hair cut gay powers restored

See? I can occasionally dress up (when needed)!

Well, I think I’m done with this season. #dragrace

So this is what a harry styles flop album era feels like

You stay at a job long enough and then suddenly you’re making a KPI dashboard for your executive team.

I am sick and tired of everything asking for my feedback. Shut up! leave me alone!

Still can't believe they let Denis Villeneuve get away with casting Pattinson as a Tleilaxu face-dancer. The sicko shit we're in for...

Jar jar should’ve been gay

Michelle needs to recuse herself from the makeover episodes

Johnny Cash would’ve loved A&W by Lana Del Rey.

Girlie at the gym yesterday asked if I was training for a triathlon 💅

The number of times I bring an almost finished (were talking like 5 units) insulin pen to work is staggering! Staggering!

I made a reference to “pivoting to video” at work today and no one understood it. I might’ve been a little too online in the 20-teens.

Did Brian Eno do the music for Pokopia? That overworld music is ambient AF

Idiot bird got stuck in the (external) staircase of our apartment, now I’m living in fear of a tiny robin

HUGE: Alex Holladay has won the special election for Arkansas House District 70, flipping this seat blue! Congratulations, Rep.-elect Holladay!

Y’all ever just lose your glucometer?

You stick around somewhere for two years and suddenly you’re in charge of making a RAID log

I got the damn dryer jingle stuck in my head

A new org chart would fix me

Should I go to med school?

What if I fucked around and got bangs?

The diabetic can have a little beer as a treat

Yes I did score tame impala tickets. They do happen to be for Columbus but…

this week we’re doing parody political ads…imme no ru. Immediately no

Going on the record to state I fucking hate having type one diabetes.

Got a haircut Friday and none of my (straight) coworkers have noticed 😢

Can Dexcom make the alert any more annoying??

how do i explain to my dog i can’t take him out because im dealing with a low blood sugar

Wait Alicia Silverstone is in Bugonia?

The gays wear gray

Marked safe from wicked part 2 getting any Oscar noms 🤘

I’m straight for c. 1988 Sigourney Weaver. (Yes I watched Working Girl last night).

Whatever happened to quiz daddy

Finally breaking out the new sweater 😌

I am so tired of having to fight insurance companies every year about CGM coverage, insulin prices and everything else.