and it's posts like this that remind me why borasky is so much nicer than boratwt cus you'd be hung and quartered on there for saying this

i made a sound i can only type out as HRRRNK

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does the vampire accept kisses before the blood drinking

this is the only right way to tie your shoes btw

he's flat in chest and ass cus it all went to his c [TRAIN PASSES BY]

still not sure why he’s ranked so high? i’ll point you to this impressive feat of walking backwards and tying his shoes, all the while getting in position for the fake love intro

DO NOT participate in #blueskyblackout2025 I'm nsfw artist and other nsfw artists are asking you to SHOUT! Bsky wants to censor us so the worst thing we can do is censor ourselves! Publicly shame them, use the feedback button, and post about it using the tag #bskycensorship Silence is compliance!

random opinion of mine that absolutely no one asked for: i think the "fake wokeness" of 2020 contributed to the rise in rampant conservatism. HEAR ME OUT!! i personally believe in a scale, like ying and yang. things will always attempt to balance themselves out to zero. it happens in +

something something that one tweet where they said taehyung doesn't have to translate himself around namjoon who's learned the language of his soul

y’all i’ll be so ffr rn. if we wind up leaving bsky because they won’t allow gay sex or whatever it is they’re doing, you’ll just have to come find me in my ao3 comments. i’m not migrating to another platform, like this is it

let's be mean for a WEEK! that'll show em!

in light of attempted puritan censorship i'm posting yoonminkook vampire x human smut bc fu

girl gtfo my face😭😭✌🏿

a local car wash has a new ad and it’s incredibly suggestive (aka au worthy): “don’t worry, we’ll be gentle. and we’ll let you do it again.” so who in bts—

i can't say the things this clip makes me feel without getting fired

I have an incredibly hot submissive Hobi take that I cannot stop thinking about it and it’s that the only one who can *really* get him to go all the way down is actually Namjoon

me today

One perk of my job is that at every courthouse I visit, people are getting married. Queer couples, trans couples, interracial couples, all celebrating their love publicly. They're loving loudly and proudly and I love that for them. It's fuel for me. There's no better inspiration than love.

Bruh

late but here's a vhope snippet for #wipwednesday ⚠️cw/ implications of dv, grooming and inappropriate behavior

so i'm a little crazy about this

is it just me or is this a little gay

don’t make me tap the sign

[rest]

not to get sentimental at 6am but this is definitely true 😭 loving comes so easily, and feels much lighter than hating yourself down to the bone. i used to make jokes at my own detriment — now my family is confused when i eagerly point at a crow outside the car window namjoon has been a (+)

bet taehyung's back hurts from all the topping he has to do around the house, managing six needy boyfriends is not easy

he's so bratty with it i'm crying

genuinely read this as morning wood and said "yah what the hell, sure" i need to go back to bed 💀

everytime i learn more about the tannies i genuinely need to take a breather and reconnect with nature

they're princessing out rn

i have absolutely nothing appropriate to say about these images. and with that i bid you good day

body so tea the british are coming

joonie's fruity little "go get iiiit😛" has been my vocal stim for the past few hours

Ohhhh look at meeee I'm Jeon Jungkook I'm sculpted by the gods my skin glows I'm tattooed and pierced everything I wear looks good on me I can sing and dance and I'm athletic and funny and I have a heart of gold MAN FUCK YOUGJFKDDKDH WHAT THE FUCK

me (aged 20) to this grown ass man:

thx 4 the explanation! still makes my teeth itch tho (as anything related to openai does)

He won’t see this but 🤷🏻‍♀️ I had to put it somewhere. So upsetting to see him with an AI company.

here’s a daily reminder to do 1 namkook a day because, look at how happy jk is

another seokjin (being) horny submission there’s a certain realism about this moment: red ears, low voice, eyes focusing in, careful fingers, gentle play teasing …….yeah.

hey so i'm actually fucking insane

woah ur cock looks heavy sir lemme hold it for you 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

the universe made me semi bad at baking bc she knew i'd eat myself sick of things like this

two people who don't play about namjoon for #ARMYSELCADAY

Jungbunnie :3

the punk ballet duo ever