I was doing a webinar presentation the other day and did the classic “can everyone see my screen?” I evidently did not intend to listen to any response because if I did I would’ve noticed I dropped from the call and I wouldn’t have proceed to present for 10 minutes to absolutely no one.

When Claudia told me I’m the secret traitor #TheTraitors

Pour one out for ar Ange, it’s what she would have wanted

An intense day, but Team Sloane Square (me and @marshalltisdale.bsky.social ) eeked out an 11th hour victory over Team Loughborough Junction ( @tijgerstreep.bsky.social and @ikisnick.bsky.social )

Stick arms

Birthday hike with bestie

Is this face card enough?

Nothing like making out with a cute twink with lip piercings in a Prague gay club to make you feel ALIVE

Thoughts on moustache?

Guy who I matched with and who messaged me on hinge LAST YEAR casually following up like nothing

Any backdrop will do

Merry pride

Went on a lil hike

Cute little day out on southbank

I am art

Sad to admit that the mouse that ran over my foot yesterday is the most physical touch I’ve received for awhile

Anyone want to go to Vienna/Budapest with me?

Oh the Belizean sun ☀️

Found out a hot Instagram influencer I like is four days YOUNGER than me and I’m not okay tbh

Got oomf into desperate housewives… doing gods work

I have settled on beige as my colour

Why is there so much barbed wire barricades in Brussels are the Germans at it again?

New map just dropped

Trans women are women, trans men are men 🏳️‍⚧️

Girl behind the desk at the gym clocked me as I walked in and had played back to back Gaga, Beyonce and Chappell Roan

Going to Berlin next week, accepting recommendations if anyone has any

When your niche interests collide and you get Emily Maitlis at the London pre-Eurovision party

Post a film from the year you turned 18 #filmsky

Been left on a hospital bed because the nurse can’t find my veins

Two tickets to the Mayhem Ball let’s goooo

My hair is thick and wavy

I’m too relaxed to think of a caption for this

Drank too much last night and started explaining the Don’t Worry Darling press tour beef to my colleagues and the Premier of Anguilla

Went to the supermarket and everyone knew you

Okay ceiling mirrors pop off

This work trip is taking it out of me 😮‍💨

Connection made, off to sunny Anguilla

Sat in Heathrow Terminal 4 wish me luck

I have not put Mayhem down since it dropped last week it has gone triple platinum in my house

Put your paws all over me, you zombie boy

What a time to be a little monster 😍

‘Old women’ has me on my knees

Was gifted this beautiful scarf by a Member of Parliament from India and if you can’t tell, I really liked it

BBC doing everything in its power to ruin UK relations with Malta

Got to meet Malta’s 2000 Eurovision entry as she is now a Member of Parliament. Fantastic lady!

I did not have cute work trip fling with hot Maltese Eurovision dancer on my 2025 bingo card but here we are

Someone put me to bed

The men in Malta are so hot omg screw brexit I need to be here

How many letters are in Marshall?

Drunk??? On a Wednesday???? Why yes