my man

steampunk guy who keeps getting disappointed by the latest "steam machine" news

life pro tip: rocking back and forth on the chair counts as steps on step counting enabled devices

wtf the vyvanse pamphlet is so big you can almost use it as a blanket

# my top 3 call of duty qoutes: 3. fifty thousand people used to live there 2: what are the numbers, mason 1. It appears that Call of Duty did not quit properly the last time it ran. Do you want to run the game in safe mode?

i take back every single nice thing i have ever said about marathon 2026 developed by bungie inc.

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always remember to immediately change the default filters on friendship apps

so basically just Uber

my steak is too buttery

haha, me

a lesser artist would take this and post something along the lines of "haha, me" a good artist (me) pretentiously turns it around into some sort of pseudo meta commentary about how lazy and annoying this type of post is, completely subverting your expectations subscribe for more art tips

day 3 of trying to post every day challenge, a challenge i definitely haven't just made up on the spot, a challenge im definitely not just retconning into existence as we speak it's kind of a chore already tbh

i can't keep up with those new discourse features

just do me a favor and pretend i had something really insightful to share in this post today and it really made you think okay thanks it really means a lot to me

keep your support staff on their toes by running a surprise discord nitro promo once in a while, they'll surely appreciate it

new social experiment: following everyone and anyone who likes any of my posts to see if that leads to anything interesting

modern horror story

i guess im supposed to put this here?

fuck you, telegram

well yeah, i suppose so..

what more do you fucking WANT

current financial situation

My apology, please read: is.gd/M4FP8O

why did i not think of that

have you ever managed to snap a lego

objection oriented programming

read up about RPN before bed and now my toothbrush tastes like soap

roombas need a higher difficulty map once in a while too keeps their sensors sharp

where can i find the Gi

can anyone explain what im doing wrong here

watching this little fucker attempting to pathfind is mesmerising

i'm awful at everything, but somehow i still show up here. what's your biggest cringe moment this week? drop it below and i’ll pretend to care. #bluesky #rant #relatable

didn't know #FortniteFestival has SV changes now

is this what billionaires do all day

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average day with @ntauthority.me

i hired this cat to stare at you